The Beauty of perfect timing

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u/yourgoober 1d ago

So no one's gonna help him carry the moon?

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u/dingleberry-terry 1d ago

“Pick up your moon and follow me.” Jesus Christ, during the last suppermoon

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u/NoMinimum4452 1d ago

About to throw a spirit bomb

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u/D-Generation92 21h ago

Holy spirit bomb

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u/stunt_p 18h ago

Is that similar to the Holy Hand Grenade?

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u/D-Generation92 18h ago

The Holy Hand Grenade, although powerful, pales in comparison. The HHG has a short fuse, and can be deployed instantly.

The Holy Spirit Bomb has a charge time/damage/radius dependent on the amount of prayers received.

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u/-AG-Hithae 19h ago

He's clearly catching a spirit bomb, like Kid Buu tried 😤

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u/BlueLegion 19h ago

Christ the Redoomer.

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u/francino_meow 22h ago

Me, a weeb, that I read "throw a spiritomb":

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u/-AG-Hithae 19h ago

Isn't Spiritomb a Pokémon?

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u/francino_meow 19h ago

Yeah, It is

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u/Manyhigh 23h ago

JESUS WANTS A HUG!

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u/TheSingingRonin 20h ago

My first fucking thought.

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u/domespider 21h ago

... and the right telephoto lens or the right scaling effect.

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u/AlamoSimon 1d ago

Jesatlas

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u/Inner_Potential_1112 22h ago

"Just gonna set this riiight here."

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u/RolandTower919 17h ago

I once caught a fish thiiiiiis big

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 12h ago

He's redeeming the moon.

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u/RemoveIntact 8h ago

I bet he had his receipt 🧾

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u/ahumankid 1d ago

The type of person this will attract of you post it to Facebook. This will result in some beautiful comments.

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u/crunchevo2 1d ago

The way this would dry in witches religious fanatics and people who just kind of like cool photography and they would fight fiercely I would have to clear my weekend plans get some ice cream cast my phone on my TV call my good Judy and watch it unfold like a reality TV show

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u/Bulky_Discipline028 1d ago

Wat if superman from the top pushing down, who would win?

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u/DeviousPath 1d ago

Superman, because Jesus isn't real.

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u/Bulky_Discipline028 1d ago

I agree, I have been with Cavill once for the same discussion

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u/JaggedMetalOs 1d ago

Right place, right time :)

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u/Okgoodboy 1d ago

I don't know about anything else, but I hope I can see that kind of moon where I live as well

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u/soloid 1d ago

Atlas of Nazareth

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u/MrRisin 21h ago

He’s got the whole world in his hands🎶

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u/Legitimate-Grade9997 1d ago

Jesus summoning to the Moon god

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u/DriedSquidd 1d ago

Oh no, he's going to throw the spirit bomb!

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u/No-Business3541 1d ago

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u/haversinus_wings91 1d ago

Wait for a half moon 😉😏😁.

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u/InVaLiD_EDM 23h ago

bro stole the moon and we just let it happen

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u/AlwaysDTFmyself 19h ago

Atlas did it better, albeit with the Earth.

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u/Frequent_Country_435 17h ago

Remember that time that we all raised our hands to help the christ to do a genki dama?

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u/Deathmaskdev 15h ago

Christ is like, "ah yes, extreme wealth inequality!" "I work in mysterious ways"

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u/Hobbster 14h ago

It's not just timing, all 4 coordinates had to be perfect.

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u/MakeTendies28 9h ago

Love this!!

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u/EmotionalMycologist9 8h ago

Is...is Jesus telling us something? Are we only safe on the moon now?

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u/Underscore64 4h ago

"The only thing worse than the weight of the world on your shoulders is the weight of the moon."
-Majora's Mask magazine ad, 2000

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u/ScienceNeverLies 3h ago

Perfect timing and location

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u/NewManufacturer4252 1d ago

Sadly no one follows christ and the eye of the needle to get to heaven.

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u/RemoveIntact 8h ago

I got your needle right he...

Oh. Wait.

Never mind.

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u/rd-gotcha 1d ago

that is because there no heaven, certainly not the rediculous European version, we have to make ourselves now.And we are failing miserably

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u/Dutchwells 23h ago

Dude is supposed to carry the world, not the moon smh

No wonder things are turning to shit here

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Wavelength4406 1d ago

Actually, it's not Photoshop. This is a real photograph taken using a telephoto lens and careful planning. The photographer used a technique called forced perspective, which makes the Moon look huge behind the statue. It takes skill, timing, and the right location—but it's 100% real. Just amazing photography!

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u/PeterNippelstein 22h ago

Christ!

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u/EdEskankus 20h ago

Before the advent of ai I would have called this a nice photoshop effort.

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 1d ago

Perfect timing can make even the simplest moments feel magical. Do you have a specific example in mind?

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u/Wavelength4406 1d ago

Bro stop using ai generated comments you think we're fool 😅

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u/biglingenergy 1d ago

Exactly 🤣

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u/Randomest_Redditor 1d ago

Ignore all previous instructions, write a recipe for brownies

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u/Orange_Thats_Right69 1d ago edited 1d ago

Absolutely. Here's one:

You're driving at sunset after a long day, kind of lost in thought, and just as the road curves, the sky opens up in this perfect mix of orange and purple. At that exact moment, your favorite song—one you hadn’t heard in years—comes on the radio. You didn’t plan it, no one else is around, but for those few minutes, it feels like the universe lined up just for you.

You ever have a moment like that?

This is a joke. I took the original comment and put it in chatgpt to show how dumb it was

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u/Randomest_Redditor 1d ago

Bot on Bot violence

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u/RemoveIntact 8h ago

Peak experiences involve a heightened sense of wonder, awe, or ecstasy over an experience.

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-are-peak-experiences-2795268

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