r/oddlyterrifying 6d ago

Numberless soviet phones

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u/InsouciantSlavDude 6d ago

It served as a reciever phone. You could only take calls, was used in administration and probably military.

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u/bubbleweed 6d ago

Missile silos, many heart attacks probably when they tested the line.

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u/BrambleBobs 6d ago

Love how these were used for military and came in cute pastels, the aesthetics are off the charts

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u/R-T-O-B 6d ago

Blue for navy, brown for army, cream for airforce

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u/AnusPaste 6d ago

"cream for airforce"

I did too 😉

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u/Lunchbox223 5d ago

Good boy

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u/migvelio 5d ago

Thank your for your service.

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u/Nandoski_ 5d ago

Thank you AnusPaste

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u/Urracca 5d ago

Username checks out.

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u/Captain_Sacktap 5d ago

When an impending nuclear attack is stressing you out, nothing soothes you like the gentle pastel colors of a Soviet Armageddon phone!

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u/malcallm 5d ago

They were also used in polish offices etc like 40 years ago. Low grade clerks were not allowed to make phone calls.

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u/elebrin 5d ago

They may also have connected to an operator who dialed for you.

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u/GrayCustomKnives 5d ago

Phones like this have been used for all sorts of things in Canada. 30-40 years ago some hospitals had these in the lobby and when picked up they just automatically connected to a cab company for people needing a taxi. I have also seen them in a couple houses where a small town volunteer fire chief lived and they just made a direct connection to the fire hall, somewhat like an intercom but using the telephone company’s switching equipment to make the connection between places.

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u/snarkyxanf 4d ago

My first thought was "courtesy phone"

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u/Volcanic_tomatoe 5d ago

I see, my first thought was operators. You don't need to dial if you just ask the person on the phone

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u/ABHOR_pod 5d ago

Lot easier to keep track of who is calling whom if they just have to tell you up front.

"Operator, this is Yuri 3737, please connect me to Ivan 5575.

"Of course comrade." scribbles notes.

That was my assumption.

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u/Worldly-Profession66 5d ago

That would make the most sense

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg 5d ago

Manual switchboards where used everywhere, not only the USSR

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u/greenmonkey48 5d ago

I used to have nightmares about these.

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u/IRateRockbusters 5d ago

How would this be preferable to having one with buttons and just not using the buttons? You could maybe argue that it would be marginally less wasteful of resources, but I’d have thought that the overhead of manufacturing an entirely new type of phone would outweigh any savings on time/energy/costs.

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u/superspeck 5d ago

In early days of telephones, first, not many people had them. Second, the switches that allowed pulse or touch tone dialing were very expensive and were difficult to put together. The USSR threw people at problems instead of developing complicated computers to do things.