Me: "Thank you for calling (book store), Billazilla speaking, how can I help you?"
Water Polo: "HELLO! DO YOU HAVE THE WATER POLO MAGAZINE?"
Me: "Yes, we do!"
WP: "THE JULY ISSUE?"
Me: "Yessir!"
WP: "WHERE'S THE WATER POLO MAGAZINE AT?"
Me: "It's in the newsstand!"
Repeat this exact exchange for the "Fitness Swimmer", "Soccer Football", and "Fitness Runner" magazines, and he would close out the call and be satisfied for a while. There was a rhythm and cadence to this exchange, almost a call-and-response thing. I found the whole deal to be both amusing and wholesome.
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u/Billazilla 5d ago
Me: "Thank you for calling (book store), Billazilla speaking, how can I help you?"
Water Polo: "HELLO! DO YOU HAVE THE WATER POLO MAGAZINE?"
Me: "Yes, we do!"
WP: "THE JULY ISSUE?"
Me: "Yessir!"
WP: "WHERE'S THE WATER POLO MAGAZINE AT?"
Me: "It's in the newsstand!"
Repeat this exact exchange for the "Fitness Swimmer", "Soccer Football", and "Fitness Runner" magazines, and he would close out the call and be satisfied for a while. There was a rhythm and cadence to this exchange, almost a call-and-response thing. I found the whole deal to be both amusing and wholesome.