r/onejob • u/howardkinsd • 1d ago

Assorted cheese plate at a hotel

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u/One_Economist_3761 1d ago

“Assorted cheese adjacent product”

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u/No-Chapter7123 1d ago

Ah yes only the finest curdled milk dish: Kraft Singles.

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u/Evilvir-us 1d ago

Great Value Singles: Made using 100% real modified food starch and other added ingredients.

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u/CorrosiveAlkonost 1d ago

NO! NO! NO!

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 1d ago

Must be nice, mister money bags

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u/PuggyPugPugPug 1d ago

Seriously, they're individually wrapped! That's a luxury product and hotel 👌

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u/escbln 1d ago

wow - i though I have seen it all, but this is my new gold standard for an assorted cheese plate /s

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u/jamesdkirk 1d ago

Please remember NOT to remove the plastic wrap for an enhanced eating experience!

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u/Haringat 1d ago

It's definitely enhanced, you can chew on that for hours.

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u/Whole-Flow-8190 1d ago

No, also NO!!

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u/Dr3uV1nce 1d ago

Something about processed cheese on saltine crackers just hits

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 1d ago

Right? Especially when you are just really craving them for some reason, that stuff is good

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u/Dr3uV1nce 1d ago

For real great value singles on saltines and bologna mayo sandwiches are some of my favorite struggle meals

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u/Strange-Ad-9941 15h ago

BOLOGNA AND CHEESE SANDWICHES WITH MAYOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/StitchFan626 1d ago

What's worse, the lack of assortment or the lack of quality? At least they're individually wrapped to prevent cross-contamination! lol

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u/xerocopi 14h ago

They could've at least offered white and yellow

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u/CityEvening 1d ago

So bourgeois!

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u/PuggyPugPugPug 1d ago

Great presentation 😉

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u/MacGibber 1d ago

Is it cheese and it certainly isn’t assorted…I hope you didn’t pay for this

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u/Raqnr01r 1d ago

WTF. Not assorted. Probably not real cheese. Likely horrifically overcharged.

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u/HumourNoire 1d ago

What an assortment! Imaginary blue cheese, imaginary Dutch hard cheese, imaginary cheddar, imaginary Brie, imaginary Wensleydale with apricot (unusual), and someone dropped some placemats.

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u/NabrenX 12h ago

It's cheesy alright, just not because of cheese

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u/MerryTWatching 7h ago

What's wrong here? Some are square and some are diamond shaped. Voila! Assorted!

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u/Ssgtsniper 22h ago

Trump Tower