r/onionhate 7d ago

Satan's vegetable.

I hate onions so much that I cannot even describe how deep my hate goes I am allergic to onions and I will not tolerate onions in my home under any conditions and I automatically do not like people who love onions. I don't care what others think. Onions are the devil's vegetable that is for sure. I believe that during the Black Plague that they promoted onions because it disguised the flavor of rancid food. Don't even bring up onions to me. My aunt said I would never be a man until I like onions but I'm at twice the man she ever thought she was. She used to bully her husband. My mother used to sneak sneak onions in my meals to try and prove I wasn't allergic. She couldn't fool me. No one can . End of story

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u/zzing 5d ago

Why do you hate satan, and libel them?

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u/overide 5d ago

Devils root is disgusting.

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u/Genny415 4d ago

I call them the devil's balls. 

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u/Fsshealth 2d ago

Don’t drag Satans good name into this. Onions are trash