r/oregon Feb 15 '25

Article/News Oregon becoming part of Cananda

Have people seen this? How do we make it happen? Do I need to send an email?

https://www.newsweek.com/canadian-accepting-three-states-poll-2031663

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u/Marshalmattdillon Feb 15 '25

Definitely you should send an email. I think that will get the ball rolling.

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u/cloud_cutout Feb 15 '25

Perhaps a voicemail as well. “Hello, Justin? We declare ourselves Canadian.” If you don’t hear back, maybe try a Facebook message in a few days.

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u/789LasVegas123 Feb 15 '25

Oscar: “you can’t become Canadian by just saying it.” Michael: “I didn’t say it I declared it!”

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u/SwordandStitchLeathr Feb 16 '25

"I AM CANADIAN"

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u/Radiant-Painting581 Feb 16 '25

You have to say it three times.

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u/McFlyOUTATIME Feb 17 '25

You’re overthinking this. Maybe Canada can use us as a write-off?

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

I think Justin has already lost his job

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u/AgentTragedy Feb 15 '25

Technically, no. He resigned, but he's still Prime Minister until a new election takes place. I believe they're currently campaigning.

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

He didn't resign because things were going well.

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u/MightBeDownstairs Feb 15 '25

It’s pretty common for them to resign at the end of what they see their time governing. Every PM has

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u/followyourvalues Feb 15 '25

Not everyone can be Angela Merkel. Sometimes, people just want a life without the direct involvement of Trump.

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u/ExpeditionXR650R Feb 18 '25

Canada is far closer to democracy than the United States. So it may not make sense to you and some others, but this is common in countries that are significantly closer to democracy than the United States.

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u/12thMcMahan Feb 15 '25

Make sure you copy Canada and OR when before you hit send. We want to over communicate and make sure nothing gets missed. Might want to BCC Wa State just to give them some insight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

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u/workahol_ Oregon Feb 15 '25

Vancouver WA about to become New Vancouver

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u/Living-Fix-5626 Feb 15 '25

Vancouver WA was established before Vancouver BC. But since renaming things is cool now, I’m partial to The ‘Couve. Or Vancouvre.

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

OK, the British Columbia one will become New Vancouver

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u/kookaburra1701 Feb 15 '25

Vancouver "A" and Vancouver "1" so neither feels second-best.

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u/workahol_ Oregon Feb 15 '25

Rogers Presents New Vancouver Powered By Home Depot

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u/timid_soup Feb 15 '25

I vote renaming it to Portcouver or Vancouvland since it's essentially just a suburb of Portland.

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u/Independent_Slice475 Feb 15 '25

Captain Vancouver never got close to Vancouver Washington. The maps from his expedition do not even show the Columbia river, so he couldn't have traveled up it.

He did however meet Spanish ships in Vancouver BC's harbor. If you ever go to Vancouver BC people will still refer to "the Spanish banks" in reference to that meeting.

He and the Spaniards then agreed to co-operate during that mission to explore the coast.

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u/SlyClydesdale Feb 15 '25

The island in BC was called “Quadra’s and Vancouver’s Island” beginning in 1789. The “Quadra’s” was dropped around 1824.

The fort and settlement in Washington named Vancouver was established in 1825.

Vancouver BC was renamed from Granville in 1886.

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u/Independent_Slice475 Feb 15 '25

You are correct about the renaming of Granville to Vancouver. That doesn't change that Capt. Vancouver did actually go to the area of modern day Vancouver BC.

Obviously, a place can be named for someone who has never been there, like the entire state of Washington. In Vancouver, WA's case it's just the city and state that are named for people who never visited it in person.

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u/SlyClydesdale Feb 15 '25

Same with Mt. Hood.

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u/Defiant_Start_1802 Feb 15 '25

Captain Vancouver bought the maps from Captain Gray of the mythical great river of the west (the Columbia River). He then gave those maps to Captain Broughton who was the second to cross the bar. As was customary of the time he named important geographical markers after people that sponsored the journey and people that worked on the ship. For instance, Mt Hood is also named after a famous naval captain that never saw it.

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u/Independent_Slice475 Feb 15 '25

I don't know about that, but I do know that the charts and maps Vancouver produced were excellent, but missed both the Fraser and Columbia rivers.

See the navigation section. Vancouver BC is the real Vancouver.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Vancouver

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u/etm1109 Feb 15 '25

North Vancouver
South Vancouver

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u/workahol_ Oregon Feb 15 '25

I assumed it will be reset to zero after Canada annexes us

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u/ChristinaWSalemOR Willamette Valley Feb 15 '25

Time for "The Couve" to be official.

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u/Bedfordmytrue Feb 15 '25

Are you my manager

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u/impinkgirl Feb 16 '25

And, was that request formally requested in an email?

😁

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u/Attjack Feb 15 '25

If OP sends an email it would probably seal the deal.

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u/very_mechanical Feb 15 '25

How about a Change.org petition?

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u/billyspeers Feb 15 '25

😂. Maybe fax a few folks

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u/SocietyAlternative41 Feb 15 '25

and here I was going with the sternly worded letter route.

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u/Narrow_Book_42069 Feb 15 '25

I would love to be this gullible and naive.

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

Welcome to Reddit

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u/leaf-bunny Feb 18 '25

God damn your avatar! lol

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u/ahoyhoy2022 Feb 15 '25

If only you had been educated in Oregon!

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u/Quick-Eye-6175 Feb 15 '25

They probably were. Our education here in Oregon is actually pretty poor.

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u/Mouseturdsinmyhelmet Feb 16 '25

I'm sure all us gun owners would be happy about this /s

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u/KypAstar Feb 15 '25

It really blows my mind man. 

And the funniest part I know people like this IRL that constantly talk about how the right is made up of morons. 

Like...yes, but you're not any better given the shit you believe. Turns out most of the country really is just stupid. Shit, myself included in plenty of ways. I just research my dumb ideas to see if they're feasible before posting them on reddit. 

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u/nodnarb88 Feb 15 '25

Seriously! If anyone thinks the US is giving up the West Coast without going to literal war is silly. The states dont get a say in the matter. The US would lose money, power, shipping, defense, and so many other assets that are vital to its function. Lets stop with this silly notion.

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u/Nikovash Feb 17 '25

If congress isnt going to hold up the constitution against kmart shitler than everything is free-game

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u/beerdedlady97 Feb 15 '25

Even the numbers they mention in the article are completely unimpressive. Oh 29% of The West Coast supports this?

It's a nearly impossible idea to begin with and factor in how little of the population supports it, this would never happen.

Don't get me wrong, I love Canada and I am so fucking sick of the scary shit from Trump's administration, but I think we're pretty much stuck. Our best option is to fight back!

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u/bluehorserunning Feb 15 '25

That’s going to change rapidly as Trump drives the country into a depression.

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u/BlazerBeav Feb 15 '25

Sure, like in his first administration?

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u/Critical-Problem-629 Feb 16 '25

Did you pay attention to his first administration? Even before covid, GDP was dropping, unemployment was skyrocketing, inflation was up, and his trade wars then were spiking the cost of food and goods. Seems awful familiar, doesn't it?

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u/bluehorserunning Feb 16 '25

He was significantly hindered in his first administration by appointees, staffers, and others refusing to carry out illegal orders. Project 2025 was all about getting around that this time, and also the SCOTUS has basically said that he can do whatever he wants, illegal or not.

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u/BigTittyTriangle Feb 16 '25

You mean when he was handed the best economy because of Obama?

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u/IdaDuck Feb 16 '25

This is dumber than the greater Idaho bullshit people have talked about for 50 years.

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u/EventResponsible6315 Feb 16 '25

Greater idaho has a better chance because the US isn't giving up land to another country.

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u/SquirrellyGrrly Feb 16 '25

This is what we call "a joke."

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u/CatPhysicist Feb 15 '25

How about we kick the fucking Nazis out of the US and keep our country. We go to Canada, they’re going to follow.

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u/Corrosive_salts Feb 15 '25

Didn’t Canada honor a nazi veteran in their Parliament lol

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u/BlockedbyJake420 Feb 15 '25

Not sure but in general Canada is not some perfect utopia. Reddit loves to circlejerk and right now “America bad Canada good” is in full swing, but again Canada has a bunch of issues itself

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u/LeCollectif Feb 15 '25

Canadian here. This is true. You’re trading one set of problems for another. We’re also on the brink of “electing” a far right dipshit so, 6 of one, half dozen of the other.

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u/etm1109 Feb 15 '25

Take it from US, bad move to go dictatorship....

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u/LeCollectif Feb 15 '25

I think folks are coming around. The polling numbers have seen a pretty dramatic shift since the tariff talk. But it will be a very close race. Somehow.

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u/etm1109 Feb 15 '25

Metaphorical advice - don't let Elon Musk have anything to do with your election.

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u/Moth357 Feb 15 '25

I wonder if that far right dipshit also did black face just like the far left dipshit 🤔

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u/LeCollectif Feb 15 '25

What Trudeau did like 30 years ago was done out of stupidity rather than malice. That distinction is important.

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u/NefariousnessPast614 Feb 15 '25

Dipshittery aside, there’s almost as much space to the left of Trudeau as there is to the right.

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u/Mocha2252 Feb 15 '25

This is even dumber than the greater idaho shit

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u/SaltyCarpenter463 Feb 15 '25

Jesus christ dude- fucking spellcheck your post title. It's literally 5 words.

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

Canada is going to have to get used to Oregon’s low education standards

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u/DjangoDurango94 Feb 15 '25

It's pretty much a rule now that titles myst contain typos

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u/hazelquarrier_couch Oregon Feb 15 '25

While I'm fine becoming Canadian, Canada should know that eastern Oregon is like Alberta.

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u/mhgwest Feb 15 '25

As a Canadian living in Oregon, yeah, can confirm.

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u/Olelander Feb 15 '25

There are massive jagged Rocky Mountains in Eastern Oregon?

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u/outarfhere Feb 15 '25

In the northeast corner, yeah!

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u/1EyedWyrm Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

Well the Rocky’s border Eastern Oregon and there are the Blue Mountains…

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u/hazelquarrier_couch Oregon Feb 15 '25

I'm referring to the political beliefs of many of the citizens being on the conservative spectrum.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Well there are the Wallawa mountains

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u/Nnoooice Feb 15 '25

Nope. Just like the “Calexit” movement, this is Putin’s wildest dream come true: a weakened U.S.

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-fueling-independence-california-texas-2021257

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u/jarchack Feb 15 '25

Never going to happen. A state successfully seceding and extricating itself from the federal bureaucratic machine would be next to impossible. The VA, Social Security, Student loans, Medicaid grants, the highway system and God knows what else are all part of the federal government. The only way to get away from the Trump administration is to move to another country.

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u/SlyClydesdale Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

Half of Oregon is Federal land they want to log and strip mine.

This administration would go to war before letting Canada get its entire Pacific coast.

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

Any administration would stop this from happening

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u/AGuyWhoBrokeBad Feb 15 '25

Just frame it as democrats losing roughly 100 votes in the EC, guaranteeing republicans control of the rest of the USA indefinitely.

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u/ConscientiousPath Feb 15 '25

That would just make all the Democrats oppose it just as if not more strongly.

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u/AdSeparate871 Feb 15 '25

And U.S. Marines would get to Toronto and decide to defect after being offered Tim Hortons and some poutine for supper with granny the Queen-loving Red Wings fan.

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u/catblankets Feb 15 '25

Not to mention the gigantic military presence on the west coast. WA has a nuclear arsenal. The US isn’t letting any of those neighboring states get away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

The same federal government that’s been getting gutted over the past few weeks?

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u/ConscientiousPath Feb 15 '25

The military is still there, and still stronger than the next 5 nations combined, let alone Canada.

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u/BlazerBeav Feb 15 '25

'Gutted' being ridiculously relative, of course.

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u/bluehorserunning Feb 15 '25

Trump is in the process of dismantling the federal government, so it’s going to be significantly easier next year than it would have been last year.

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u/jarchack Feb 15 '25

True, it's hard to say what's going to be left of the VA, the EPA, Social Security and other agencies. No doubt they would love to get rid of the IRS and other agencies but somebody has to be around to redistribute wealth from the bottom 99% to the top 1%.

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u/stoutshady26 Feb 15 '25

This sub threw an absolute shit fit when Eastern Oregon wanted to join Idaho and now y’all want the entire state to defect to Canada? lol

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u/EmotionalFlow6222 Feb 15 '25

Yeah, no thanks. Y’all cope in the weirdest fantasies.

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u/ThisUsernameIsTook Feb 15 '25

You ruined your chance By spelling it Cananda. Maybe try again in 240 years. Sorry.

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u/greenspotstomper Feb 15 '25

I don’t wish to join another country. I’d rather we take our country back. Outside of that, I’d support secession along with the rest of the west coast. But I’m an American and I want to keep our nation if at all possible.

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u/Led37zep Feb 15 '25

Folks, please don’t get bogged down in the silliness and the distractions.

Until we rid Oregon of umbrellas we have no right to tackle the larger issues.

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u/Quick-Transition-497 Feb 15 '25

why would we want to be part of canada? have you seen their housing prices? can’t we just be cascadia? 😭

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u/Shortround76 Feb 15 '25

Naive people believe it's some type of economic paradise with amazing universal healthcare. It's not.

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u/Quick-Transition-497 Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

I watched a documentary about a Canadian student who had to fly daily to a different province for college because there was no affordable housing near his school 😭 hell nahhhh

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u/ericsphotos Feb 15 '25

He could afford to fly daily?

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u/SgathTriallair Feb 15 '25

It's a counter to Trump's "proposal" to annex Canada. It is intended to be ridiculous in the same way that he is.

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u/Main-District-8745 Feb 15 '25

Seems people forgot, Canada froze bank accounts & arrested multi racial trucking industry peaceful protestors in 2021.

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u/Shortround76 Feb 15 '25

I've got a bunch of extended family there that goes back generations (Italian), and I get firsthand the reality of what it's become.

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u/EnthusiasmAfraid9729 Feb 15 '25

I’m so sick of seeing these stupid posts. This is why we’re in this situation. Heads in clouds daydreamers.

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

This is Greater Idaho movement part two Electric Boogaloo

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u/snailwedgie Feb 15 '25

No thanks. This dumpster fire will eventually end and I would still rather be a part of the US.

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u/Nline6 Feb 15 '25

This is just as stupid as Canada becoming a state. Stop with this absolute nonsense already.

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u/Deathcat101 Feb 15 '25

As much as I'm unhappy with the current administration this wouldn't benefit us much. Canada is its own kind of shit show currently.

Running away won't fix our problems.

Also fuck Canada's gun laws.

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u/DouglasFirFriend Feb 15 '25

I do not want to become a part of Canada.

I do not want to choose between Trump and my fellow Leftist. Stop trying to sell my state to the North, I love Canadians, I do not want to be a part of their country.

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u/laffnlemming Oregon Feb 15 '25

I love Maple Syrup!

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

I’m gonna let you in on a secret, maple syrup doesn’t come from some hole in the ground only in Canada.

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u/laffnlemming Oregon Feb 15 '25

I like Letterkenny and hockey!

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u/PrestigiousRefuse172 Feb 15 '25

I don’t want to deter anyone from this fantasy. But this whole approach is completely pointless. 

Our best path forward is to change our own country. I know it may seem impossible but to some extent I think this idea of escaping our problems by fleeing is what creates the problem. 

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u/zanabanana19 Feb 15 '25

Last Week Tonight returns tonight and I feel like this is one of his end-of-episode stunts

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u/Atomicn1ck Feb 15 '25

What a nightmare

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u/Most-Possibility8410 Feb 15 '25

Don't ask to join Cananda, ask to join Canada. 🤦

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u/Ok-Dragonfly-6224 Feb 15 '25

Important things happening in the world and so much air is spent talking about complete nonsense.

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u/BringMeTheRedPages Feb 15 '25

Ask Canadians who go to OSU, and they'll probably tell you that the grass is not always greener...

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u/unPCconvicted Feb 15 '25

Or hike up your dress and just move there...

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u/NoQuantity278 Feb 15 '25

Save the world trouble, just move there. I've been told Canada 🇨🇦. Beautiful land. Definitely have their own issues.. have no desire to become Canadian. Fine with my own country. There's no need to run away.

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u/Independent-Hawk6318 Feb 15 '25

Remember when Canadian police showed up at that ladies house over a Facebook post?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10520533/amp/Canadian-woman-slams-cop-hounding-home-Facebook-post.html

Sometimes it's the devil we know.

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u/Necessary-Chicken501 Feb 15 '25

I’m indigenous so no thanks lol

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u/Shortround76 Feb 15 '25

Hard pass.

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u/moretodolater Feb 15 '25

Greater Idaho People + Canada Oregon People = Big Bag of Two Types Nuts

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u/girth_vader_1776 Feb 15 '25

You should just move to Canada.

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u/jombojuice2018 Feb 15 '25

Exactly, but then they will give you XYZ reason why they can’t.

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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 Feb 15 '25

No im already getting taxed enough.

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u/danfish_77 Feb 15 '25

I mean it won't happen without a war unless a lot of things change. And I'm not excited about becoming part of a monarchy

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u/freeride35 Feb 15 '25

I don’t want to be part of Canada. If I did, I would have stayed there when I lived there. I love Canada and Canadians, but don’t want to be one. I’m pretty sure they don’t want half the douchebags that live in Oregon either.

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u/Jhatton13 Feb 15 '25

Unfortunately it's not Constitutionally possible

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u/Busy-Bell-4715 Feb 15 '25

Are we still using the Constitution? Got the sense that we were moving away from that.

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u/Jhatton13 Feb 15 '25

HA! Good fucking point.

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u/sumtwat Feb 15 '25

Yeah that 2nd keeps getting wrecked.
Judges and partisan interpretation keep trying to screw the constitution that is only there to limit government, not expand it.

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u/SlyClydesdale Feb 15 '25

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

Guess which one we are.

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u/AquaSquatch Feb 15 '25

Only those in power get to abuse the constitution.

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u/akahaus Feb 15 '25

The constitution only works if people uphold it. We’re headed for dissolution and Balkanization.

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u/SlyClydesdale Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 15 '25

LOL. After all this time, we still think this administration is operating from some internally consistent democratic philosophy of fairness?

They’re fascists. That means the rules don’t apply to them. They only apply to their opposition. And they will be twisted to criminalize their opposition.

Guess what we are.

Are we equipped for a fight with the Feds when half our state is Federal land? Think they’re just gonna give up our Pacific coast EEZ without a fight? Think the Greater Idaho folks want to be part of Canada and would go with us instead of starting an internal civil war?

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u/SloWi-Fi Feb 15 '25

They could move the fuck out to Idaho itself snce they hate Oregon so much anyhow.

Grandpappy Chuckles didn't Homestead Idaho for a reason lol

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u/Mean_Acanthaceae_920 Feb 16 '25

When Yugoslavia dissolved things worked out pretty well for Slovenia

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u/Secret_Guide_4006 Feb 15 '25

This. Been saying it for years.

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u/Routine_Guitar_5519 Feb 15 '25

OH! Wouldn't want to disregard the constitution. /s

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u/LucyDreamly Feb 15 '25

We are an occupied territory. The US has fallen. We can join Canada all we want.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

I will fight to the bitter end to prevent this

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u/cigarsnguns22 Feb 15 '25

Why don’t you just move?

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u/L_Ardman Feb 15 '25

You do realize non-citizens are not allowed to own a house in Canada? If you just move there, you’ll be a dirty foreigner and won’t have the same rights.

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u/cigarsnguns22 Feb 15 '25

I don’t really care because I’m not interested in being Canadian

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u/guppyhunter7777 Feb 15 '25

So immigration. One of the biggest issues the US left has with conservatives and you want to be part of a different system that has tougher laws then ours?

Ever consider that you might be the problem?

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u/SaintOctober Feb 15 '25

Like the folks in eastern Oregon that want to be part of Idaho.

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u/cigarsnguns22 Feb 15 '25

Always an option for them too. But if you want to be part of a different country, you should just go ahead and go.

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u/SaintOctober Feb 15 '25

Such was my point. This is all just talk, just like the Idaho wannabes. But I looks like you missed that.

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u/cigarsnguns22 Feb 15 '25

Not at all,as stated in my response. Read it again if you didn’t catch that.

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u/GenXer1980 Feb 15 '25

No thanks.

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u/KypAstar Feb 15 '25

It's not just conservatives who are utterly illiterate in civics I guess. 

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u/JuiceMoneys Feb 15 '25

Y’all should just leave the United States if you hate it so much. Nobody is forcing you to stay.

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u/Newspaper-Agreeable Feb 15 '25

This is as stupid Texas trying to leave or half of Oregon trying to become Idaho. We fought a fucking war over splitting the country. No state is leaving and no states are joining as one or branching off.

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u/negativeyoda Feb 15 '25

Move to Canada.

This is even dumber than the State of Jefferson or Greater Idaho posturing.

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u/ToraNoOkami Feb 15 '25

You don’t want it to happen, Canadian economy is dying fast

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u/SaintOctober Feb 15 '25

LOL. Adding California would boost it in a hurry.

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u/Ketaskooter Feb 15 '25

California gdp is high because it’s part of the USA. Take the same people doing the same thing in a different country and you don’t get the same result.

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u/_hell_yeah_brother_ Feb 15 '25

Can we at least try to save America first please

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u/BertaEarlyRiser Feb 15 '25

Elizabeth May is a drunk, and has ZERO authority in government. It is like being invited to a club that doesn't exist. You all are going to show up and no one will be there.

Also, no.

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u/fingerpaintswithpoop Feb 15 '25

It’s not happening and it shouldn’t happen. Let it go.

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u/chaplin503 Feb 15 '25

No thank you.

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u/Thin_Zucchini_2677 Feb 15 '25

I really don’t want to have to move. I’ve lived here my whole life and will continue to for the waterfowl hunting and steelhead fishing. But if an anti gun, carbon taxing government takes over id have to get out

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u/Thatrack Feb 15 '25

No. Gross

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u/ebolaRETURNS Feb 15 '25

I'd like it, but there's no plausible way to occur. Also, Portland and Seattle might become Vancouver, BC-style expensive if they become too nice of places to live.

Anyway, if it were to happen through means outside civil war, I'm pretty sure you'd need a Constitutional Amendment ratified by 2/3rds of both the House and Senate.

Civil war is the more practical option. You should get a gun (or more guns).

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u/AttitudeJolly4403 Feb 15 '25

They’ve said very clearly that the constitution is unconstitutional. So looking to it to solve our problems is silly.

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u/mhgwest Feb 15 '25

Canadians don't want you. Nothing personal. I'm Canadian, I live in Oregon. I've seen numerous posts and comments from people up there saying the same thing - this idea of the three west coast states joining Canada is a no go. California on it's own has slightly larger, or similar, population to the entire country. Add Oregon and Washington into that and you get a parliament overstuffed with former Americans. Can't see Canada voting to allow that to happen. Sorry.

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u/Discgolfjerk Feb 15 '25

Some of the highest housing costs in the Americas, about to elect a Trump aligned prime minister, prices are going to much higher than the US on almost all goods, major issues with immigration concerns, foreign money there makes anything in the US look like child’s play. But sure, let’s join.

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u/hawkisthebestassfrig Feb 15 '25

They can have Portland.

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u/green_and_yellow Feb 15 '25

Yes please! (I am a Portlander)

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u/MossHops Feb 15 '25

…and we’d happily leave this current clusterf%*k.

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u/moomooraincloud Feb 15 '25

You can say "fuck" on the internet.

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u/cheapbasslovin Feb 15 '25

Then who would provide the infrastructure funding for wherever the hell you live?

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u/ElephantRider Feb 15 '25

They'd have a few good years since they'd be able to clearcut the cascades again like they used to.

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u/HandMeMyThinkingPipe Feb 15 '25

This is loser talk. Why should I leave the Nazis are the ones who suck?

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u/JimJordansJacket Feb 15 '25

Cananda, you say

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u/Thewallmachine Feb 15 '25

It would be interesting for sure. I'm more of a fan of CA, OR, WA, and BC joining together to make the nation of Cascadia.

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u/haveanupvote2424 Feb 15 '25

Oh yeah sounds good. Here Canada, have all my high cap mags. Get real lol😂

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u/claudiusambrosius Feb 15 '25

Unelected Foreign Monarch as Head of State (Chucky 3)? Unelected Upper House? You want that?

A distinctly more east coast central government than the one we already have?

Canada is great, I love it. I generally like Canadians a lot, when they aren't patronizing (but a lot of bougie Americans have this problem too).

But they have a lot of their own problems too. I'd love to have universal health care, but I'd rather foster that locally than join any other nation.

These, let's join this or that political entity to align with a political ideology doesn't lead anywhere good. I see it with movement joun Idaho movement too. Why can't you just get along with your neighbor and try and make some effective change at home? Do you think the people in Boise or Ottawa give a damn about what's going on out here?

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u/jkav29 Feb 15 '25

Hell no. I won't go! Hell no. I won't go! Hell no. I won't go!

Haha! Yeah, no thanks. If you want to go, please go. Just find a Canadian person to marry.

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u/italia2017 Feb 15 '25

Ready to pay even more tax AND have your currency devalued even more… and have longer wait times for healthcare? I love Canada, but this just isn’t happening for so so so many reasons lol

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u/Raider_503 Feb 15 '25

I guess someone forgot to tell Canada that there are no blues states just a handful of blue cities that the rest of their states, and the country perhaps, would be happy to be rid of.

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u/TooBusySaltMining Feb 15 '25

Why? 

Far more Canadians are moving here because it's so bad there.

Their home prices are so high Canada actually has a homeless rate that's 3xs higher than America's and their median income of their wealthiest providence is still lower than the median income or our poorest state.

It's bad, and if Trump's tariffs happen it will  crush their economy...77% of their exports come to the US, while 18% of American good go to Canada. That's why Trudeau flew to Marlargo before Trump was even inaugurated.

For the lefties wanting to be Canadian, Trudeau is out the door and will likely be replaced by a conservative.

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u/Entire-Project5871 Feb 15 '25

Stupidest shit ever. It’s funny how you all beg for government overreach. You do realize you wouldn’t be protected by the US constitution right?

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u/EconomyClassroom2819 Feb 15 '25

Canada is a literal shithole.

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u/Hairy-Ad6359 Feb 15 '25

Just move and make it easier for the rest of the state. No one outside of the Portland/Salem/Eugene area would want this.

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u/SecretlySome1Famous Feb 15 '25

You’ll have to take up arms against me.

Don’t break the Union unless you want to feel the wrath of God and Uncle Sam.

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u/Smartidot123 Feb 15 '25

Yes send a email, infact you should just send a letter by carrier pigeon