r/pics • u/nbcnews • Feb 25 '25

Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND Feb 25 '25

Justin Trudeau is a gardener now?

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u/FuckThisShizzle Feb 25 '25

All I am saying is he knows how to work a ho

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Clues Feb 25 '25

That's a terrible thing to say about our ex-prostitute illegal immigrant first lady!

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u/rshni67 Feb 25 '25

The chain immigrant with the anchor baby?

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u/pattyG80 Feb 26 '25

It must piss her off that the pornstars got paid so much for 1 bang

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u/0_SomethingStupid Feb 25 '25

Kudos to all 5 of you this was hilarious

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u/DaveYanakov Feb 25 '25

Nothing ex about it. You think she's there for love?

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u/troll_right_above_me Feb 25 '25

Putin is finally ready to collect

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u/MorienWynter Feb 25 '25

This timeline really is something else..

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u/McFlyOUTATIME Feb 26 '25

Hold up… Elon was a prostitute?

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u/Milqy Feb 25 '25

I love this comment. I hate that woman so much.

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u/Ooloo-Pebs Feb 25 '25

You mean the former demoncratic presidential candidate.

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u/fdsafdsa1232 Feb 25 '25

Clearly the 1st world european hands are too big and strong for dear leader. Canada might as well be included.

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u/exipheas Feb 25 '25

Rule 34 says there is Trudeau/Melania porn/fanfictions out there.... how much would it piss off trump if that started trending. AI porn may go down in the history books as the thing that kicked off ww3.

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u/Impressive_Carrot_61 Feb 25 '25

TIL that there truly are no limits in fanfiction 🥲

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u/Mind_if_I_do_uh_J Feb 25 '25

When civilization reached its peak it destroyed itself. There was nowhere to go, but down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Might work out well and we can actually get some regulations on AI. Things are about to get crazier and crazier with IP law surrounding AI creations.

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u/exipheas Feb 25 '25

IP law surrounding AI creations.

Honestly I think I would like a fruit of the poison tree type approach. If the models were trained on things stolen from the public then then the resulting creations belong to the public.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Ya, I agree with you. But seeing stuff like palworld etc. we're getting into a REALLY interesting time to sit back and spectate if your job isn't threatened right now with AI media.

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u/Gilded-Mongoose Feb 25 '25

The AI Smut That Launched a Thousand Nukes

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u/hectorxander Feb 25 '25

I hear he knows how to work the caulk in his dealings with the white house too.

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u/Wlch5-86 Feb 25 '25

😂💀

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u/DisposableJosie Feb 25 '25

And Ol' Muskie is always looking for his next rake.

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u/thelargeoneplease Feb 25 '25

When you’ve got followers as rabid as his, every rake looks like a bar of gold

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u/topsyturvy76 Feb 26 '25

He just plowed her fields and sprinkled his seeds

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u/Saavikkitty Feb 26 '25

Hey don’t talk about our 3rd lady, I mean first hooker,er a first stripper…

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u/Tenn_Mike Feb 25 '25

Ayy-ooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Alive_Recognition_81 Feb 25 '25

JT can fuck. He's been bending 40 million Canadians over for years now.

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u/DefrockedWizard1 Feb 25 '25

I'm sure Trudeau has better taste

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u/jkaczor Feb 25 '25

... always tending the bush that one...

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u/OptionsAreOpen Feb 25 '25

Melania if fucking gross and would hope the PM would have better taste than that hooker.

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u/TheOldJawbone Feb 25 '25

Trudeau has better taste.

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u/copingcabana Feb 25 '25

This Justin. He's Just In.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Feb 25 '25

Excuse me, but that’s beneath PM Trudeau.

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u/LegoFootPain Feb 25 '25

Melania's gotta get the lawn mowed somehow.

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u/beerock99 Feb 25 '25

Someone has to mow her grass

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u/BuffaloJEREMY Feb 25 '25

Could you imagine if JT fucked Melania and called trump out on it in a press interview? That would be the biggest power move ever.

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u/tech-001 Feb 25 '25

Maybe Gavin?

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u/papillon-and-on Feb 25 '25

Trudeau and Macron Landscaping Services entered the chat...

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u/phxdc Feb 25 '25

governor, gardener what's the difference

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Feb 25 '25

From governor to gardener... quite the fall from grace! /s

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u/theflamingskull Feb 25 '25

Justin Trudeau is a gardener now?

Melania would love for Trudeau to trim her bush.

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u/Verbatrim Feb 25 '25

He made syrup flow out of her maple leaf

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u/SpocksNephewToo Feb 25 '25

Blackface gardener.

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u/Equal-Prior-4765 Feb 25 '25

No, he's the guy standing behind the gardener that is standing behind the pool guy

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u/inplayruin Feb 25 '25

Only when she is taking a bath and needs to finish.

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u/Gilded-Mongoose Feb 25 '25

Nah he's the plumber, cleaning out those pipes

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u/Specialist-Toe7341 Feb 25 '25

IV banana bag since he’s been on the go so often , or Melania have enough of his big mouth

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u/Awwesome1 Feb 26 '25

He’s a night Gardner

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims Feb 25 '25

I thought that Irv already debunked Helena's night gardener story.

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u/FuckThisShizzle Feb 25 '25

They tried sever him but cant make an implant small enough and he forgot everything anyway .

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims Feb 25 '25

They might have to send Mr. Drummond to go through his house. LUMON IS WATCHING

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u/FuckThisShizzle Feb 25 '25

"The fuck are all these boxes in the toilet for" --Drummond

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u/VertigoDoc Feb 25 '25

A night gardener?

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u/johnk317 Feb 25 '25

Cracking up 😂

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u/Mead_Create_Drink Feb 25 '25

Grab ‘em by the pussy…they like it

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

Ow I think you've solved this, Melania is always slapping his hand away, that's it.

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u/Confident_Passage789 Feb 25 '25

Bahahahahah!! Omg that caught me off guard 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

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u/FuckThisShizzle Feb 25 '25

Not when the pussy that is doing the grabbing has such cold tiny hands, it's like getting felt up by a claw machine.

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u/cabster293940 Feb 25 '25

Why are you talking about the First Lady like that. Have some respect you sexist creep.

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u/FuckThisShizzle Feb 25 '25

Honey that tramp couldnt spell respect if Aretha was singing it in her ear.