r/pics Feb 25 '25

Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '25

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u/blindspotted Feb 26 '25

Fondly

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u/WorthCanary8873 Feb 26 '25

😂😂😂

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u/celtic_thistle Feb 26 '25

Fondly in the sense that I think I finally understood what blue balls must be like for men, yeah.

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u/Physical_Delivery853 Feb 26 '25

You mean the fake assassination

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u/Box_Springs_Burning Feb 26 '25

Should have aimed for his ass.

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u/ImpliedSlashS Feb 26 '25

That could have caused a brain injury

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/LOA335 Feb 26 '25

That's what Stormy said.

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u/Maynardred Feb 26 '25 edited Feb 26 '25

Yep, couldn't even do that right.

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u/LonelyRegister7341 Feb 26 '25

You're disgusting and it's why you keep losing elections

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u/tedlyb Feb 26 '25

May you be disproportionately affected by everything Trump does, and may the kindness, compassion, and empathy you show others be returned to you threefold.

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u/LonelyRegister7341 Feb 26 '25

Be specific how were you disproportionately affected by Trump?

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u/tedlyb Feb 26 '25

You have no critical thinking skills or reading comprehension abilities, do you?

Somehow, I'm not surprised at all.

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u/Huntthatmoney Feb 26 '25

Don’t think that ear grew back in a day

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '25

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u/Bspkr Feb 26 '25

That's because the 'shot wound' was fake AF.

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u/StckyRice82 Feb 26 '25

It was staged. 😂

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u/Sumwearalongthecoast Feb 26 '25

Ketchup packets under the podium🤣

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u/MaybeUNeedAPoo Feb 26 '25

That was staged.

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u/Accurate_Zombie_121 Feb 26 '25

You think that the guy was shooting at Donald? He went up a ladder, set up by the Secret Service, on the roof of a building they were using as headquarters, and missed with a rifle at 80 yards? A shot most people could make with a pistol? Trump is nearly 300 pounds he is a big target. Almost had to miss on purpose.

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u/Ebella2323 Feb 26 '25

No, that was staged. That poor stooge died doing something he was asked to do. The fireman was collateral damage.

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u/MANvsMerik Feb 26 '25

I remember when they set up a false flag and his ear magically healed. Is that what you’re referring to?

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u/Talkbox111 Feb 26 '25

That kid. SMH.

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u/Thrivalist Feb 26 '25

Planned by his marketing strategists and he wasn’t supposed to be hit at all but the shooter missed and the accidental ear graze was pure magic for Trump, just further martyrized by his followers.

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u/celtic_thistle Feb 26 '25

The “ear graze” was faked too. The dingus who ended up dying in the crowd and the “shooter” were just collateral damage.

And yes I will call the cultist who died a dingus. His wife is a dingus cultist too.

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u/Thrivalist Mar 01 '25

How could an ear graze be faked…never mind…I’m starting to believe things i never would have thought I’d have to even consider. I do worry about calling Trumpty Dumpty’s followers names though as amidst the spoiled entitled brats are many long disenfranchied impoverished white folk, mostly rural. In some ways i see now what is happening as a natural progression of things i saw nearly 70 years ago in the foster system (impoverished lost white boys, who hadn’t a sense of any ethnicity for a generation or three, emulating POC who had in opposition to the systemic BS organized into groups…unfortunately for the lost children it was gangs not political activism nor awareness that it was the impoverished they actually belonged with not any specific ethnicity or skin color). Poor white trrash has been an acceptable term for too long and all -isms are created to promote resource disparity. In other words impoverishment is systemic and has been long camoflaged in uniforms of factions of ethnicity or religion or gender to keep us fighting amongst ourselves. If we don’t speak to the heart of those disenfranchised among his followers we will continue to loose and when name calling we don’t know which sort of dingus (cute word though..right up there with foibles, LOL) we are criticising and making subconscious wounds deeper rather than giving them air in which to heal from the inside out. I get more worried by people calling his supporters and even his cadre stupid cause mostly intellegence is motivated or not by emotions, the need to belong and be understood. As for the greedy dinguses i have no mercy, LOL.

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u/sableleigh3 Feb 26 '25

Good times, eh...

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u/Strange-Ad-5806 Feb 26 '25

Good times, good times.

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u/Equal_Physics4091 Feb 26 '25

The one that didn't try hard enough? Yes.

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u/dannybva Feb 26 '25

No. I remember a staged incident though

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u/Zireall Feb 26 '25

I swear a major timeline shift happened that day…. 

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u/drnemmo Feb 26 '25

Good times.

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u/ziggster_ Feb 26 '25

Silly of them to go for the head shot.

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u/kdhardon Feb 26 '25

Good times