r/pics Feb 25 '25

Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/dieterhelmut Feb 25 '25

There is makeup on that. I have covered a lot of bruises in my day and I can tell.

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u/Pluckypato Feb 25 '25

What if his own body is finally getting tired of him and is rotting from the inside? 🤭

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u/AmaranthWrath Feb 26 '25

Just a good guy skeleton stuck inside a bag of lipomas for 78 years yearning to be free and out of the closet.

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u/charmwashere Feb 25 '25

There does seem to be a warm orangey-biege-y cast to it. There are MUCH better concealers for covering tats or bruises tho. I wonder why no one bothered with the better brands?

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u/dieterhelmut Feb 25 '25

Look at his face paint. One thing I am a pro at is psychology and it tracks that he can’t accept criticism- even in the form of offers of help with his makeup. He’s too vulnerable to acknowledge even his inconsequential flaws.

Plus the emperor’s new clothes thing with his disciples. They’re probably terrified to bring it up.

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u/mmm_nope Feb 25 '25

Fully agree. He absolutely used the same makeup to cover this bruise as he uses on his face. Guarantee he did it himself or forced someone else to do it this poorly because he can’t be bothered to listen to folks who know what they’re doing.

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u/eliettgrace Feb 26 '25

i saw somebody who found out what he uses. not sure how true it is, it was on tiktok. BUT they said he uses color corrector as his foundation. like the shit you use before your foundation to get rid of eye bags or whatever else.

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u/fjrka Feb 25 '25

Because it’s the same people who do his face make-up & hair. They’re either utterly without talent or they hate him more than even we can imagine.😂

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u/SentimentalMonster Feb 26 '25

I mean, why not both?

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u/fjrka Feb 26 '25

You’re right. That’s definitely a distinct possibility considering his Cabinet choices…

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u/77ate Feb 26 '25

His facial smear has shifted to a fecal giardia brown

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u/celtic_thistle Feb 26 '25

He refuses to use good quality shit. He uses the same garbage he has since the 80s on his skin and his rat’s nest.

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u/SolarConfetti Feb 25 '25

Yeah, there is makeup on it, but not the right makeup. And his old skin isn't wearing it well, either.

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u/Stardust_Particle Feb 26 '25

Maybe yellow tone over dried, purple blood soaked skin underneath = green lizard people color.

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u/eekamuse Feb 25 '25

Are you a pro? I'm sure if he has a pro cover them we wouldn't be able to see it. OTOH, I've tried to cover my own, in the same damn place, and it never works.

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u/likegolden Feb 25 '25

He's clearly not using a pro for any of his makeup. And yes, that is makeup on top of a bruise.

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u/dieterhelmut Feb 25 '25

No, I’m not a pro at all. It looks to me like he’s covering it himself, or getting the same assistant who does his orange face paint to do his hand.

You can also see that he’s missed a spot that’s more purple on the edges. Looks like it’s similar to Queen Elizabeth’s port bruise with shitty makeup on top. 

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u/arkensto Feb 25 '25

Do you think maybe the hint of truth is that shaking hands all day rubs the makeups off?

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u/dieterhelmut Feb 25 '25

Seems very likely!

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u/litreofstarlight Feb 26 '25

I wonder if that's the same makeup he puts on his face. It doesn't match the non-bruised colour of the skin on his hands. I think he did his face in the morning and then slapped some of the same stuff on the back of his hand and called it good.

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u/code17220 Feb 25 '25

He doesn't have a pro he does his own shitty tan every day because he's afraid of people touching him. Did you read how he bought years of stock of that tan and the small company that made it closed and he went insane over it?

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u/iforgotmymittens Feb 25 '25

It’s the wrong colour to cover a bruise. Looks like just regular concealer in a shade that doesn’t match. You want a coloured primer to counteract the bruise colour - so like yellow for purple, say, then concealer in skin tone to conceal the primer.

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u/eekamuse Feb 25 '25

Exactly. I triwd concealer, then bought that kit with the four colors including yellow. You'd have a good laugh if you saw the end product.

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u/AML86 Feb 25 '25

Any opaque primer would work, really. I know my paints but not a make-up artist. Are we trying to make it look natural or just color-match? Pretty much anything effective enough to greatly lighten dark spots will flatten the skin's light diffusion. Then you really need a talented artist, but outside of the film or model industry, will that ever matter? It's not even the face.

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u/iforgotmymittens Feb 25 '25

Well dermablend is the classic for covering tattoos and whatnot but for active surfaces like the hand I’d go with primer as well.

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u/Rapunzel10 Feb 26 '25

I bruise when the wind blows too hard so I've got some advice. (Mr Vice President Trump take notes) You need a couple layers here. Primer helps but isn't necessary. Your colored layer is the star so take care with it. Look up a color wheel and compare to the colors of your bruise, then look at what's on the opposite side of the wheel. More red bruise = teal corrector, more purple bruise = yellow corrector, more green bruise = pink corrector. You can use eyeshadow if you don't have a dedicated color correction kit. Use pale colors and slowly build up the opacity, it will look crazy but that's ok. Then you use a high coverage concealer and dab (do not wipe!! You want the color to stay in place) it onto the area. It should look like normal skin at this point, if the color is off consult the wheel again and adjust. Blend the edges of the concealer out so that there's not a harsh line. Then dab on some powder to set it. Finish with a setting spray and you are good to go!

It takes some practice but I've gotten very good results with drug store products so you don't need to drop a ton of cash on high end makeup. What's on his hand is just some foundation or concealer, any competent make-up artist should do better than that

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u/eekamuse Feb 26 '25

I never thought of using my color wheel to match the color. That's brilliant. I can't figure out the complimentary color without knowing what color it is. I have the color corrector palette already. Thank you so much. I can't wait to get another bruise lol

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u/DJTikaMasala Feb 25 '25

Hoping you're in a better place 🤝

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u/dieterhelmut Feb 25 '25

Oh thanks bud! It’s just from getting laser to fix my rosacea. Shit really works! Results in horrendous bruising though. ❤️

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u/Theletterkay Feb 25 '25

There's treatment for rasacea? Ive had it bad since the day i was born and none of my doctors ever mentioned treating it. It now effects the rashes and scars appearing on my face from Lupus.

Thanks for giving me a new rabbit hole and questions for my doctor.

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u/nomorecheeks Feb 26 '25

There are lots of treatments- you should check out the rosacea subreddit!

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u/dieterhelmut Feb 26 '25

Awww I’m so sorry to hear.

I used to spend a long time on the rosacea subreddit. Good place to consult.

I’ve used a combination of pulsed-dye laser, yag laser, and broad band light therapy which have all had a tremendous impact at stalling rosacea’s progression. I also watch my diet and fast.

Good luck!

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u/nunyaranunculus Feb 25 '25

Yep. It's poorly matched and sloppily put on. His team covers up bruises as well as they cover up their numerous crimes.

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u/CW_026_NL Feb 26 '25

Really? Like on a movie set?

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u/Crustybuttttt Feb 26 '25

It’s also not fresh. It’s been there for a while

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u/bathtubsarentreal Feb 26 '25

100000%

Just like his suits and face makeup, he cheaped out and/or couldn't find someone will the know how to help him because he's so hateful