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Politics White House says that a large bruise on Trump’s hand is from 'shaking hands all day every day'

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u/col3man17 Feb 25 '25

Everybody is different, some peopled bruise easily. However, dudes almost 80 right? I'd be more surprised if he didn't have IV's constantly going.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 25 '25

Exactly! He probably gets an IV every few days ffs. It's the attempt to project nonexistent strength and deny that shit that's so fuckin' ridiculous.

I'm not even attacking him for getting an IV, it's the goddamn lies.

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u/Mutjny Feb 25 '25

He probably gets an IV every few days ffs.

Blood transfusion from Baron, a little trick his buddy's buddy Peter Thiel taught him to live forever.

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u/roominating237 Feb 25 '25

I wish the Dark Side did not grant unnatural long life.

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u/Dramatic-Major181 Feb 25 '25

Fetal stem cells.

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u/staffy1968 Feb 26 '25

Would these be obtained after birth or from an abortion?

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u/Dramatic-Major181 Feb 26 '25

surely there's an abortion somewhere in his closet.

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u/BeardyTechie Feb 25 '25

It's a real thing!

https://stanfordmag.org/contents/young-blood-and-the-search-for-biological-immortality

A team of Stanford researchers had paired old mice with young mice, linking their circulatory systems, and within five weeks, the muscle and liver tissues of the old mice began to resemble those of the young mice

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u/PickleNotaBigDill Feb 25 '25

Please do not tell trump; I do NOT want to see this man any more years than I have to. Nor do I want my kids to have to deal with him.

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u/BobbyMac2212 Feb 26 '25

I remember seeing this happen on Silicon Valley and thought that’s def something Trump would do

The kid was called his blood boy lol

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u/BobbyMac2212 Feb 26 '25

I remember seeing this happen on Silicon Valley and thought that’s def something Trump would do

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u/Dumblesaur Feb 25 '25

This. The dude is 80 but wouldn’t call himself old because of his pride. Dude gets an IV for whatever reason but says it’s from shaking hands to appear “strong”. It’s ok to get old dude, not everyone gets the chance.

Can’t change age, but he should change everything else about himself

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u/Vechio49 Feb 25 '25

He is dehydrated from the pants shitting he does

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u/Dumblesaur Feb 25 '25

If the rumors are true there isn’t a working dick to be had between Elon and Donnie. We should all rejoice that in that.

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u/Braiseitall Feb 25 '25

Club golf champ! lol

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u/ConfidentCamp5248 Feb 25 '25

Because he’s a weak uneducated man

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u/eatingganesha Feb 25 '25

for real. I’d bet President Plank convinced him to get on iv ketamine and no doubt the 🧠🪱 sold him on med spas delivering up IV vitamin cocktails too.

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u/ApprehensiveChip8361 Feb 25 '25

It’s why Elon is breeding so hard. Young blood.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 Feb 25 '25

Yeah, idk who he's selling that to, but to me, bruising bc of handshakes is not a definition of strength. Literally physical fragility.

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u/MangoCats Feb 25 '25

Does it make you feel any better that he's not the one coming up with the lies (anymore)? He's just ad-libbing in between talking points they feed him.

My point: when the IVs can't prop him up anymore, you can expect JD to step in with a new presentation style covering the same substance.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 25 '25

Does it make you feel any better that he's not the one coming up with the lies (anymore)?

Not much... A literal villain would be nice at this point rather than systemic rot.

you can expect JD to step in with a new presentation style covering the same substance.

That fucking toad-bro will never carry the same force of personality as Trump. Like it or not, Trump is what he is due to decades of being in some form of spotlight. Always as an asshole, mind you. The main thing is, he's always had a bright spotlight on him.

Vance is an overcooked room temperature noodle by comparison.

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u/MangoCats Feb 25 '25

Agreed. And that's the most upsetting fact around obvious MAGA strategy: they don't have another force of personality who can score within 5 points of the Rump, so they're pretty much forced to try to eliminate future fair and free elections.

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u/vollover Feb 25 '25

Its some North Korea shit

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u/NatoliiSB Feb 25 '25

I mean, I get monster beuises because of diabetes...

Then again a Diet Coke and big mac meal would probably put someone in his height/weight range into pre-diabetes if not full blown T2D.

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u/FierceDeity_ Feb 26 '25

Why would he get back hand ones and not get it focused literally anywhere else? I know he's old and it's a good idea to change sites to not fuck up venes, but to keep fronts I would do anything, hell, lay me a permanent line, but do it in a way it's invisible. Hell, use my legs and puncture there (even though that's really not good), just to keep it out of sight.

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u/jordanshaw89 Feb 26 '25

As individuals age, intravenous (IV) access becomes increasingly difficult for phlebotomists. Consequently, hand-held access often emerges as the sole viable option, as subcutaneous veins cannot be concealed in this manner. I strongly encourage you to verify my assertions by conducting thorough research. All statements made herein are accurate and reliable.

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u/FierceDeity_ Feb 26 '25

I know that venous access gets horrible over time (I get needled quarter yearly only, but still, for a while I got IV antibiotics more frequently), but if you're trump and you need tons of IVs, get a port or smth, hide it, get some semi permanent IV that goes on the back of the leg, there are still possibilities that a rich dude like him could enforce. But who knows...

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u/jordanshaw89 Feb 26 '25

While I acknowledge your perspective, I must respectfully disagree. I believe you overlook a crucial aspect: the potential risks associated with inserting a Medi-port or PICC line. In the case of a regular citizen, such a decision is undoubtedly medical. However, for the sitting president, the consequences could be severe, potentially sepsis leading to his death. This raises the question of whether the risks outweigh the potential benefits.

To address this, his Doctor’s would propose a cautious approach. They would delay port access until the patient’s veins become compromised. Once that occurs, they can consider inserting a Medi-port or PICC line as a last resort.

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u/sleepysnoozyzz Feb 26 '25

It's bruising from a transfusion of the blood of children.

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u/rudegrrrl Feb 25 '25

It's his daily dose of adrenochrome I guess

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u/Flashy_Height3075 Feb 25 '25

And vitamin B12 shots.

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u/Tay74 Feb 25 '25

Do 78 year olds in the US typically need an IV every few days???

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 25 '25

Depends on how unhealthy you are. Donald is a giant walking sack of lard and cholesterol. I don't imagine his cardiovascular prognosis is too rosy these days.

Generally speaking though, not so much. When my grandpa was in his late 80's and beyond he was in and out of hospitals what seemed like weekly, though. Lots of IV bruises too.

So it's not impossible that he could get an IV infusion of something (blood thinners are almost ubiquitous at that age) once a month or so.

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u/Past-Pea-6796 Feb 26 '25

He just doesn't want us to know what's in the IV!

It's people. The IV is people!

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u/Galvanized-Sorbet Feb 26 '25

It’s from the weekly ivermectin and methylene blue infusions

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u/Mr-R0bot0 Feb 26 '25

He prolly has a blood-boi.

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u/rdditeis4gsfa Feb 26 '25

Fr, the guy has never said one truthful thing. I know politicians, well he's more of a businessman, either way, both aren't known for their honesty, especially politicians, but he has lied every single time.

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u/katatak121 Feb 26 '25

If he had IVs that frequently, he would have a port. They don't come without risks, especially frequent use of them.

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u/hekacoyot Feb 25 '25

Non existent strength? It must have really irked you when he got shot and got back up to raise his fists in defiance.

Meanwhile poopy pants Biden got lost on a stage and had to be guided off. Lmfao

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u/snackofalltrades Feb 25 '25

Nurse here. I agree, this looks like an IV bruise, but I don’t see an IV site (although it’s not the best picture) and based on how his skin looks in that picture… you would see an insertion site.

My bet is on blood thinners. Guy is 80 and lives on a diet of McDonald’s and has outright said physical activity is bad for you. Medical science is doing some heavy lifting here to keep him from having a stroke or heart attack.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Feb 25 '25

The almost 80 thing isn’t a convincing argument either way.

Almost 80 year olds tend to bruise at insignificant contact. They also tend to require IVs more frequently than younger people.

However, there is no reason not to believe that part of his hand would bruise from repeated hand-shaking. When my MIL was that age, she was basically a giant human bruise.

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u/col3man17 Feb 25 '25

Exactly my point

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Feb 25 '25

Am I a bot?

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u/cave18 Feb 25 '25

Idk maybe?

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u/qiyra_tv Feb 25 '25

It’s not even really about how easy you bruise, an iv puts a hole into your veins. It’s gonna leak once the iv is taken out, causing the blood buildup. Only a bruise by technicality since it wasn’t a blunt force injury.

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u/col3man17 Feb 25 '25

I see I see, is iv in the hands common though? I've only ever got them in the elbow area

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u/S1159P Feb 25 '25

I've had them in the back of my hand when they couldn't find a vein easily at the elbow -- but I now ask them not to because I always bruise really badly when they do it in my hand :(

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u/qiyra_tv Feb 25 '25

They’re more common when you’re in a hospital for an extended stay, or in this case, an older adult. It can be hard to find good veins on older people because of the remodeling that happens as we age.

This is why it’s so weird - this is a common issue for elderly patients. Simply saying that he received an IV shouldn’t be a big issue when we can all clearly see what it is..?

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u/kevin75135 Feb 25 '25

I have good veins and have had a lot of IVs. The hand is more common for me. Unless you get a blood draw. Phlembotimysts can only do the arm. Nurses and paramedics can poke just about anywhere they can find a vein. I have seen head, ankle, thumb, breast, etc. A central line or picc line has to be placed by a physician, though.

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u/qiyra_tv Feb 25 '25

Phlebotomists are a bit different than IV insertion because they aren’t adding volume, so that have to use a place with higher flow. I’m sure they’re skilled enough to place an IV anywhere that’s needed, if they had to.

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u/kevin75135 Feb 25 '25

True, but their licensed and standard of practice doesn't allow it. When I said can't, I wasn't referring to skill but scope of practice.

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u/qiyra_tv Feb 25 '25

Ah, I see what you mean, thanks for clarifying

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u/According-Highway-13 Feb 25 '25

Why would you put a Iv in your frigging hand when you can do it in a vain in your upper arm and nobody the wiser

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u/qiyra_tv Feb 25 '25
  1. Rotating injection sites. You are not supposed to hit the same vein constantly, scar tissue will develop much faster

  2. There is no reason needed for using the hand if other injection sites are being used.

  3. Vascularity issues in elderly adults are extremely common and many elderly patients do not have easily accessible arm veins.

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u/Ok3yDok3y Feb 25 '25

I bruise if I just look at the corner of a coffee table or kitchen countertop. IVs are a whole other level.

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u/cheezemeister_x Feb 25 '25

Most people bruise easily when you stick and 18-20 gauge needle in a vein for an extended period of time.

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u/col3man17 Feb 25 '25

It's just funny to me how the white house has to make up reasons for bruising to not give out the idea that the president needs medical attention on a constant basis. I have an idea, how about we just elect a healthy middle aged individual.

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u/Curious-Disaster-203 Feb 25 '25

The irony is that bruising that easily from shaking hands also shows that he’s a frail and elderly. Their explanation isn’t making it any better. Next he’ll have some fake hand gloves to hide his old man hands. He can’t stand to appear weak. He’s elderly and it’s going to continue to be hard for him to hide that.

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u/CavernClub102018 Feb 25 '25

Yea, and they want the old fart for a third term.

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u/PickleNotaBigDill Feb 25 '25

My mom is 89, and she doesn't bruise like that unless she has an IV, which she did several years back. Her doc said her health is like that of a 60 year old. Unfortunately, her dementia is taking her mind.

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u/foozballguy Feb 25 '25

Yup 78 and 8 months

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u/Express-Way9295 Feb 25 '25

ELI 5, IVs for what? Transparency is obsolete when it comes to medical records with him.

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u/Haber87 Feb 25 '25

My parents are in their 80’s. I don’t think my mom has ever had an IV. My dad has only had an IV when he’s had a serious medical issue.

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u/Aggressive-Cold-61 Feb 25 '25

Mainlining. Where is Don Jr.?

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u/Llilibethe Feb 26 '25

Could be, but why say it is from shaking hands when it is on the back of his hand?

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u/jerrybugs Feb 26 '25

He is a few months older than Biden was when starting his second term. Prepare for all the criticism Biden faced to be applicable to him now.

Member the Portuguese president who came prepared for the handshake and broke him? Macron was gentle now and it was enough.

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u/Bushman-Bushen Feb 26 '25

Gotta stay hydrated and healthy, stressful job after all.

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u/LadyChatterteeth Feb 26 '25

I’m just curious, why would it be typical for an 80-year-old to have constant IVs?

I’m asking because I haven’t really had an opportunity to be privy to older folks’ medical treatments with the exception of my grandparents. One lived into her late 80s and the other into his late 90s, both in good health until nearly the end, and I don’t recall either of them having IVs even once.

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u/Overnoww Feb 26 '25

I actually think the handshake claim is a huge red flag. Either 1) they're lying and it's from IVs (my $ is here) or 2) Mr domineering handshake is now so frail that normal handshakes bruise the entirety of the dorsal side of his hand...

I guess option 3 could be that he's still trying to be a douchebag with his handshakes and now he's getting it back.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 Feb 26 '25

There was a story about this in some newspaper or something over a month ago. A representative actually saying how he had to wear flesh colored bandages on his hand because of the vigorous handshaking causing bruising....I remember talking about it with my husband because it's pure bullshit. I've been a nurse for a bit and this was so crazy to me. Also had me wondering who the fuck was putting lines in him. Sure he's fat, but the hand? It's painful. Not really a place I'd go. You shouldn't go by sight. You go by feel. Then the speculation with my colleagues of what they were giving him.... cows blood, baby's blood, devil juice? Blood thinner doesn't make sense as you can get it orally or in a shot. Though I'd wager he was on one anyway. Nitroglycerin IV, BP meds. Idk. Still pills are available. He's never in short sleeves if I recall correctly, so AC seems best but that's probably shot to hell. Anyways I am anemic and bruise easily. Only once when my hand was clipped by a moving car did I ever get a bruise on the back of my hand. I second the bullshit on this crap.