Then maybe he should stop thinking about other people's bits and preferences? Hm?
Best meme I've seen from waaay back is the redneck woods trash lookin guy in front of the red truck. "Honestly, it's none of my business. Worrying about another man's dick is the gayest thing you can do."
I think Paton Oswald had a comedy bit similar to this.
Someone correct me if I'm wrong, because I would like to see the clip again.
As I remember.
Well off, high society guy thinks that heteronormative relationships are the best for society.
Stereotypical southern hilbily (can't think of a better term right now) doesn't care what people do for their own happiness. None of his business if it doesn't affect him.
I haven't seen the bit but it sounds funny already just because the minding your own business version is actually best for society.
Just recently was reading about how rough it is for parents who don't have much of a "village" to help with their kids. Seems society is better off if we're not all matched up and breeding so someone is available to say "Well sure I can help!"
Can't just lump extra kids in with families that already have kids, it's a huge burden going from 2 to 4 instead of 0 to 2.
Frankly I think it's an evolutionary advantage that we're not all born straight, better odds of more adults per kid so none of them get forgotten. Like how my cousin's kids have two parents and a "childless cat lady" auntie. I'm on the pickup list at the preschool and took the teenager to their first community festival.
The fact so many of them hang "bull balls" or "truck nuts" from the bumper shows they have an obvious unhealthy fixation on testicles... And makes their truck non gender conforming.
Too bad they are all so stupid they can't sort out how gross and strange that is...
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u/VersionX Feb 25 '25
That'd definitely be his mindset. In between demands for more McDonalds and diaper changes