When my nephew was 4 I brought him to a park. He was running, while I sat on a bench. Kid ran behind me, kinda crouched and told me he's pooping his pants fast. He did, and then had to sit wrapped in a towel on the way back to my house so he could get tossed in the shower. He told me he thought it would be hard and clean so he could just throw it out his pants and keep playing. That was the day I decided I don't want my own children.
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u/Keianh 28d ago
My niece once looked me in the eye with a very matter of fact “I’m pooping” look on her face while making pushing sounds, total infant power move.
That was over twenty years ago and I still remember it.