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Politics Trump reacts to something he doesn’t like in the Oval Office on March 6th

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

Seriously? That’s hilarious, keep laughing at this fucking clown.

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u/CentennialBaby 27d ago

Godspeed u/MastahToni. I just got off a 3 day Reddit ban for expressing similar sentiments.

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

I got banned from the politics subreddit for about 3 months for the same thing.

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u/BreakfastInBedlam 27d ago

I got banned for life from there for saying I was not wishing ill on anyone but I was impatient to piss on some graves.

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u/jimd32 27d ago

Someday he will kick the bucket, buy the farm, push up daisies, cash in his chips, give up the ghost, bite the dust, take the long nap, check out, shuffle off this mortal coil, meet his maker, take a dirt nap, go belly up, join the choir invisible, flatline, ride the pale horse, croak, go six feet under, punch his ticket, take the eternal timeout, sleep with the fishes, hop the last train, breathe his last, take his final bow, exit stage left, depart this veil of tears, join the big sleep, embark on the last voyage, go to the great beyond, kick off, go west, assume room temperature, fade to black, cash out, sing his swan song, check into the afterlife, buy a one-way ticket, dance his last dance, head for the gates of hell, and we will rejoice.

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u/Murdered_by_Crows_X 27d ago

Can it just be now!

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u/JuniperJanuary7890 27d ago

Phew. Impressive list!

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u/DaringGlory 27d ago

I’m not sure hell will even take him. Another form of eternal damnation will need to be created

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u/insubordinat_squirel 27d ago

He'll just be pining for the fjords...

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u/Cenobites1234 27d ago

Waiting impatiently

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u/kirradoodle 27d ago

This is how I picture him in his coffin - his eyes are closed, but the morticians can't get the scowling pout off his face.

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u/WatRedditHathWrought 27d ago

“'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!”

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u/The_Batman_949 27d ago

Rejoice is an understatement.

My celebration will make the Ewoks party after destroying the Death Star II look like a wake.

This slimeball needs to go and we will all be better off for it.

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u/TahoeBunny 27d ago

Pop his clogs (UK expression)

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u/Own-Excitement-2606 27d ago

He could live another 20 years due to the healthcare he has access to.

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u/jimd32 27d ago

Then I vowed to live another 20 years and one day. March 9, 2045 That's a total of 7,305 days (including 5 leap years: 2028, 2032, 2036, 2040, and 2044).

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u/Own-Excitement-2606 27d ago

I like your ambition!

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u/Efficient_Tap6185 27d ago

Did you mention getting off the bus?

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 27d ago

I concur to all, bravo but must say he has no maker haha

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u/MillenialForHire 26d ago

And if they bury him ass up I have a place to park my bike

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

Yeah, I don’t get the ban for that. It’s not wishing harm, the person in question is already dead 😄

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u/AccomplishedBrain309 27d ago

I got banned for suggesting they install a septic system for the orange Turd.

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u/idwthis 27d ago

I was given a warning for upvoting comments supporting Luigi and eating the rich.

Guess what subreddit that was in?

r/ABoringDystopia

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u/Wrong_Juggernaut9685 27d ago

Hahah! So did i! I got told that I was using hateful speech towards a "vulnerable population"!!! Fu*king 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Revelati123 27d ago

That's why I only fight NAZIs in call of duty, I only post gofundmes for Super Mario's brother because I'm a Nintendo fanboy, and I only eat rich foods like Antionette cake.

Reddits just another social media platform run by just another oligarch trying to kiss the ring.

So just like if you want to talk protesting Xi in HK you talk about taking a walk in the 100 acre woods to picket Poobear. In the USA in 2025 you gotta use the right words or your ass gets banned and put on a list...

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u/smiling_corvidae 27d ago

it's all over the site this morning. it's happening to a bunch of people.

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u/BobbyMac2212 27d ago

I got a warning and ban just for joining another sub that the other sub doesn’t like. They can warn or ban you for anything they want so I wouldn’t doubt that happened

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u/MinusBear 27d ago

I've had this as well. Which is senseless. But I don't think they can see your up or down votes.

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u/idwthis 27d ago

https://imgur.com/gallery/Pnj2YNM

Apparently they can. This is the message I received.

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u/MinusBear 27d ago

Oh wow. Looking into it, it seems like this was specifically rolled out around the Luigi issue.

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u/BobbyMac2212 27d ago

Apparently they can. I was kinda thinking the same as you but they got receipts now

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u/MinusBear 27d ago

Just did some digging. Seems like it was a recent change. I wonder what rhwy can specifically see, or whether they just get a notification about a user.

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u/havsumora 27d ago

They literally sent out warnings today

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u/idwthis 27d ago

https://imgur.com/gallery/Pnj2YNM

Screenshot of the message I received.

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u/2broke2smoke1 27d ago

Well that’s not fair

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u/MinusBear 27d ago

Wait. What? You can get banned for up voting? I didn't even know I could see my up votes.

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u/idwthis 27d ago

Yep.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Pnj2YNM

That's the message I got.

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u/impy695 27d ago

I know reddit bans for dumb stuff criticizing Elon and Friends, but I'm calling bullshit on them banning for upvoring or downvoting stuff without a source

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u/idwthis 27d ago

Did you not see my other comments?

I'll link it again, here's the screenshot of the message I received: https://imgur.com/gallery/Pnj2YNM

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u/impy695 27d ago

I did not, what the fuck....

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u/thesilentbob123 27d ago

Gotta be careful as a Nintendo fan these days

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u/Joedancer5 27d ago

Isn't it amazing how everyone could bash Biden, but when you say something about fearless leader you now get kicked off.

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u/BarkattheFullMoon 27d ago

I am permanently banned from r/interesting and r/WhitePeople Twitter "please speak to moderators with any questions" second email from each "You are banned for 3 months from speaking to moderators"

Well at least you should be willing to stand up for your beliefs!! In one of them, I have no clue what I said. Or what I did...

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u/BobbyMac2212 27d ago

WPT banned me at one point just for joining r/DaveChappelle … I didn’t post or even comment anything but was banned. Unreal what some subs will do.

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 27d ago

FearFULL “leader”…

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u/PiddelAiPo 27d ago

Yeah be careful, Reddit isn't completely anonymous especially if you have the right tools for the job, you can be traced.

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u/Particular_Row_8037 27d ago

Every time I turn around I get band for something. Some bullshit somebody pulls out of their ass. I'm guessing cuz somebody is a snowflake.

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u/alwaysinebriated 27d ago

Got me a perma ban

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u/mothgra87 27d ago

I was perma banned from politics during his first term by asking what the penalty for treason is.

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u/Particular_Steak_797 27d ago

I got banned from the politics subreddit for Posting a section of the lyrics from "the day the nazi died" by chumbawumba

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

Mine was I was quoting the family guy line from Brian when watching the price us right, where he tells Bob barker to “just die already.”

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u/Sad-Plant-1953 27d ago

Me too

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

Top comment got removed, so I guess he caught the banhammer.

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u/MastahToni 27d ago

🫡 Honestly a 3 month* ban might be in order, I spend too much time scrolling as my job is mostly standby work until injuries get called in

Edit: Mistakened the time period. Meh 🤷

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

*Hand hovers over arrows.*

I already miss this Free Speech thing. Time to find a new platform that isn't beholden to the Orange Overlords.

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u/AmbivalentFreg 27d ago

I'm guessing they were hoping a cartoon anvil fell out of the sky at a convenient location?

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u/impy695 27d ago

What did it say? I got a ban and rejected appeal for saying what I think people should do to cybertrucks (it wasn't anything that would cause harm to the driver/owner)

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u/markglas 27d ago

Yep. My Trump related fact checking on r/conspiracy got me a life ban to from that sub. Calling BS on BS seemed like I wasn't 'enjoying the content' so I had to get kicked into oblivion.

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u/strangerNstrangeland 26d ago

Now I’m dying to know what the deleted coment was

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u/lumpkints 26d ago

One of my anonymous accounts is banned with no notification or email explanation.

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u/propyro85 26d ago

Reddit has been really eager to hand out 3 day vacations lately. After going so many years without so much as a moderation notice, I get two in nearly the same week for expressing my dislike of fascists.

But you know, it's just a leftist echo chamber.

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u/jrjustintime 27d ago

The world will celebrate.

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

I have a bottle of whiskey ready.

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u/Pope_Phred 27d ago

Crown Royal, I assume.

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u/Nanny0416 27d ago

or Aquavit!

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

It was a gift, saving it for a special occasion. Forget exactly what kind it was.

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u/Peanut11437 27d ago

Had to be a bunch of cheese curd eating Canadians in here. You get rid of your Nepo PM yet?

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u/Pope_Phred 27d ago

Shrugs wouldn't know about all that. I ain't Canadian.

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u/ChubbyMissGoose 27d ago

This is a hilarious attempt at an insult.

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u/Peanut11437 27d ago

Syrup drinking…?

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u/ChubbyMissGoose 27d ago

Love it! Thank you for the laughs, my friend.

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u/Pope_Phred 27d ago

"Kraft-Mac-and-Cheese-with-Ketchup-Eating"?

I dunno... I'm new to this Canadian insult game, but it seems like anything we could identify as a Canadian stereotype isn't really bad.

Cheese curds? Poutine? Decent beer? Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? A Maple Syrup Strategic Reserve?

Come on, you gotta admit that last one's pretty damn cool!

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u/ChubbyMissGoose 27d ago

And we even had a Maple Syrup Heist! Who says Canada's not badass?

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u/ThresholdSeven 27d ago

I'm going to start drinking again anyway if someone doesn't do it soon.

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u/EighteenAndAmused 27d ago

Damn dude I get it but yeah that hit home a little bit.

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u/czs5056 27d ago

I got an unopened bottle of good tequila. I might break the seal on it.

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u/Tasty-Woodpecker3521 27d ago

Oooh an Irish whiskey not a Scottish / Canadian whisky

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 27d ago

I share some of your sentiment, but damn, we don’t want this guy to become a martyr!! Come on, KFC. Do your thing!

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u/MastahToni 27d ago

Between McDonald's and KFC this guy would have already been dead if he couldn't afford health are that everyone else can only imagine.

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u/Left-Economics4071 27d ago

Im throwing a block party when he takes his last breath

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u/PineappleCharacter15 27d ago

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/luckiest-sasquatch 27d ago

I'll be smiling from ear to ear once someone puts a bullet in his stupid little smug face.

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u/nouniqueideas007 27d ago

Since we are not allowed to upvote, I give you this 🥇

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u/spw19 27d ago

Yes, there will be parties in most European homes too. It will be a great day.

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u/Tyrone_Mctavish 27d ago

It will be an international holiday, I think.

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u/EstherClemmens 27d ago

Not liking the idea of a ban, but I'll risk it to say I'll join you. I'll bring some, too. What are we all drinking?

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u/Agency_Any 27d ago

I have fireworks stored just for the celebration afterwards.

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u/paperazzi 27d ago

I literally used those same words "pt dwn" and was banned for three days.

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u/4schwifty20 27d ago

Two glasses. Maybe even three.

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u/MastahToni 27d ago

Depends on the size of glass! 🥃

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u/4schwifty20 27d ago

Im kidding mostly. Alcohol gives me headaches these days.

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u/nonanom 27d ago

Ok I have heard about the rape stuff but where did the “takes delight in torturing others” part come from? I have never heard that exact claim before.

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u/MastahToni 27d ago

I may not say something directly, such as (for example) "I hate natives/African Americans/any group". But if I refer to them using derogatives, and back it up by treating them shittier over a long period of time, you will fill that picture in yourself.

In Krasnovs case, he has always been exist, with a long and exhaustive list of sexual abuse allegations (both proven and unproven), and it follows all kinds of circumstantial evidence from the Epstien relationship to substantiated allegations of behaviours in line with his public statements.

In particular:

Trump was not only accused but ADJUDICATED for rape.

Quote from the Judge himself:

“The finding that Ms. Carroll failed to prove that she was ‘raped’ within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump ‘raped’ her as many people commonly understand the word ‘rape,’ ” Kaplan wrote.

He added: “Indeed, as the evidence at trial recounted below makes clear, the jury found that Mr. Trump in fact did exactly that.”

“The jury’s finding of sexual abuse therefore necessarily implies that it found that Mr. Trump forcibly penetrated her vagina,” Kaplan wrote, calling it the “only remaining conclusion.”

Kaplan also noted that the verdict form did not ask the jury to decide exactly what conduct Trump had committed, and that neither prosecutors nor Trump’s lawyers had requested it to do so.

“Mr. Trump’s attempt to minimize the sexual abuse finding as perhaps resting on nothing more than groping of Ms. Carroll’s breasts through her clothing is frivolous,” Kaplan wrote.

He added that the jury clearly found that Trump had “ ‘raped’ her in the sense of that term broader than the New York Penal Law definition.”

Trump's supporters decided long ago that supporting a rapist was not a deal breaker for them.

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u/Amazing-Low7711 27d ago

Are you kidding ? Look at the sadistic stuff that he’s doing with glee .

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u/Salty-Purchase-4657 27d ago

Lmao I worry for all you Reddit folk

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u/MastahToni 27d ago

You certainly do not.

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u/Professional_Row376 27d ago

What did Trump do to you?

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u/AtomicGalaxy01 27d ago

‘Nobody has ever been treated so badly as I have!’

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u/OldBob10 27d ago

“Nobody has ever smelled as badly as I have!”

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u/PiMoonWolf 27d ago

There’s a reason 👍

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u/nopointers 27d ago

No president has ever treated me as badly as he has.

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u/wingmate747 27d ago

If that’s a direct quote then it might be the most truthful thing he’s ever said. Has anyone else ever been laughed out of the UN?

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u/DriftingTony 27d ago

“The mainstream media, the fake news media - they call it the fake news, I don’t know who started it but that’s what they call it now. They started treating me badly, worse than you could ever imagine. No one’s ever seen anything like it. People were calling me on the phone saying, “Donald, I’m so sorry for how they’re treating you, it’s so sad” and I said what can you do? I’m the most mistreated president in history. I made America great again and then the Fake News didn’t like it because they’re in bed with Sleepy Joe and Killary, they started spreading all this fake news. You can look up, it all started in Hunter Biden’s BATHROOM, that’s what they tell me. The FBI, they went into his bathroom, and you’d never believe it. And those nasty liberals are letting it happen. Not on my watch. Putin sent me a box of cigars and a bottle of Russia’s finest vodka, because he’s such a great guy. You didn’t know that but he’s such a cool, the man’s a good man. Best man. Not like that Ukraine, that’s a bad man. I don’t like that guy, you know he’s not even nice to me. Didn’t even say thank you. I let him use the bathroom in the White House and he didn’t even say thank you. But CNN doesn’t want you to know about that, they killed the story because it wasn’t good for ratings. I have the best ratings in the world. McDonald’s loves me.”

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u/AtomicGalaxy01 27d ago

It’s sad but I was able to read this in his voice

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u/CTurple 27d ago

SAME! I actually thought it was true for a bit, he’s THAT FUCKING STUPID!

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u/DriftingTony 27d ago

It's so hard to tell anymore what's a real quote and what isn't lol

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u/CTurple 27d ago

It’s ridiculous, but sometimes, I love the laugh it causes!!

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u/DriftingTony 26d ago

Oh, it creates YUGE laughs in my house. Especially when we sit down for a nice cup of covfefe or a juicy hamberder 😂

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u/MaybeLikeWater 27d ago

“While loving me at the same time. It’s confusing, but that’s what they tell me.”

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u/Pavotine 27d ago

There's nothing funny about the Orange Horror.

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

Oh I agree he is an absolute monster, but I am sure laughing at him drives him crazy and that’s funny me.

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u/Pavotine 27d ago

More like ridicule then. He is absolutely ridiculous.

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u/ccc1942 27d ago

Narcissist people absolutely HATE being laughed at. They have no ability to laugh at themselves.

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u/Constant_Option5814 24d ago

On another post somewhere else in the cockles of Reddit, I saw him referred to as ‘Fanta Menace’ and I laughed so destructively hard 💀

It’s my new favourite “term of endearment”, for sure.

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u/Zealousideal-Cat-940 27d ago

That insult to clowns everywhere

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u/MyNameIsMadders 27d ago

Most Beautiful US Presidential Portrait in History 😂🤣

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u/Galadrond 27d ago

Trump hates it when people laugh AT him. Do it more.

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u/TeeManyMartoonies 27d ago

Truly. Dems should have sat back and laughed outrageously at every fucking lie he told in the chamber last week. They can’t stand being laughed at.

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u/EntertainmentLow3015 27d ago

If you don't eat your steamed prunes, old man, you're not getting any nuggies.

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u/trumps-a-buffoon 27d ago

buffoon I tell ya

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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 27d ago

I love it, because it tells you what an unfunny clown Trump really is.

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u/MmeRose 27d ago

I’m afraid of clowns.

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u/Ok-Dog-7149 27d ago

Funniest president ever!

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u/YardKat 27d ago

Laughing at clowns to solve problems circa 2025

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u/topshelfvanilla 27d ago

Have to laugh to keep from crying about what he's doing to our country.

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u/aufrenchy 27d ago

I hope people keep laughing at this clown! All that he’s done to my country makes me sick to even look at our flag.

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u/MVP2585 27d ago

Yeah, I don’t fully support the Dems either. However, this douche is turning this country into dogshit and you have to be a member of his cult not to see that.

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u/Sidehussle 27d ago

The whole world would disagree.

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u/nonanom 27d ago

Wait what? So are you saying that no matter what the Republicans do/say that you have to support them and not anyone else who may have a better way?

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u/1BudEGuy 27d ago

And yet you feel it is perfectly fine to hate democrats, no matter the circumstance and show the Whole World how stupid you are.