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Politics Trump reacts to something he doesn’t like in the Oval Office on March 6th

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u/Ballsofpoo 27d ago

Nixon lost to Kennedy because he looked bad to the TV audience. I mean, relatively for sure, but he did actually look bad

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u/RecipeNo101 27d ago

Funnily enough, one of the reasons why was because of a lack of makeup. Now we have a geriatric with a spray tan.

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u/C_Madison 27d ago

A bad spray tan. That guy is (allegedly) rich as fuck, but even if he wasn't he now sits in the White House. Someone who has at least some sense of style could do his makeup/spray tan.

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u/RecipeNo101 27d ago

I can get being stuck in a certain style, but only he would take it to such a gaudy, laughable extreme. That was his brand well before he decided to enter (ruin) American politics.

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u/Ballsofpoo 27d ago

The word gaudy needs to return. He's stuck in the gaudy 80s.

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u/RecipeNo101 27d ago edited 27d ago

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u/Foxy02016YT 27d ago

See, the brown hair looks better on him

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 27d ago

But he loves... gooooooold.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 27d ago

OMG, Baron's toy cars are limousines.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 27d ago

I visited NYC in 1993 when I was in high school, and the tour guide took us to Trump Tower (one of the girls with us was hoping to see Andrew Lloyd Webber, who had a condo there).

Gaudy is exactly what I thought of the place. The waterfall and all the gold plating everywhere. So tacky. I bet it still looks the same, 30 years later.

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u/Foxy02016YT 27d ago

It’s never too late to try something new, he should try brown/black hair, different style, and a bit of a lighter spray tan.

The blonde is just gaudy and doesn’t work

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 27d ago

They probably can’t keep the good makeup artists around, due to the smell. Maybe a mortician could handle it.

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u/Seul7 27d ago

It's not a spray tan! The LED lights make him look that way while somehow not having the same effect on anybody else under the same lighting! ( ICYMI: Yes, he actually once claimed that LED lights made his skin look orange )

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u/alicehooper 27d ago

I’ve heard he does his own makeup.

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u/thecrepeofdeath 27d ago

I hear it's because he's such a manbaby he fires anyone who tries to tell him what would look good, because that's implying he looks bad. I also heard he lies to his tailors about his height and won't let them measure him, and that's why his suits are like that™.

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u/MmeRose 27d ago

Can’t he borrow Melania’s stylist, they pay the guy enough.

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u/alicehooper 27d ago

I just read an interview where her makeup artist emphatically states they know NOTHING about Donald’s hair or makeup routine or products, lol.

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u/Wrong_Difference_883 27d ago

It wouldn’t even cost anything extra to just blend his makeup better

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u/fumar 27d ago

Thanks to his two recent grifts he's definitely a billionaire. 

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u/BlueInMotion 27d ago

To be honest, many of his voters seem to like his style and copy it. Style is always in the eye of the beholder.

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u/Morrigoon 27d ago

Rich as fuck doesn’t matter when you are known for not paying.

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u/tomidecato 27d ago

No, they don’t have anyone with style. They let jd run around with bad eyeliner and kkkaroline with her bad makeup artist asking for suggestions on her socials and putting her in front of the camera like she does😬😂

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u/MoonScoria 27d ago

Maybe he's so ugly & his body/face is so beat up that this is literally the best that make-up/spray-tan/enhancements/etc. can do.

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 27d ago

Money can't buy taste.

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u/Top_Contribution652 27d ago

Really bad spray tan. With all the $$$ getting paid you would assume he could look better, right. If you dress a monkey with expensive clothes, it will still a monkey

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u/Terpapps 27d ago

And a VP that wears eyeliner. Thank god for modern makeup! 

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u/OnTheBrightSide710 27d ago

Vance wears eyeliner but is against men who wear make up and put on shows as women (something that has been common in theater for eternity)…but at least he isn’t a hypocrite and he definitely isn’t a flip flopper, he didn’t ever say Trump was America’s Hitler until that didn’t line his pockets enough and decided that never happened.

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u/Legitimate-Pee-462 27d ago

There's no way he uses spray tan. This is some mix of bronzer and orange foundation makeup.

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u/ilymag 27d ago

It's cheeto dust mixed with spray tan to give the perfect orange hue.

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u/CasualEveryday 27d ago

It is reportedly some drug store brand bronzer he has used for decades.

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u/purvaka 27d ago

Anyone else hope that spray tan is to hide an underlying health issue?

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u/pengalo827 27d ago

When asked if she bleaches her asshole, First Lady Melania tRump replied, “No, he gets a spray tan.”

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u/Expert_Alchemist 27d ago

Nixon was a sonofabitch but he was ratfucked during that debate. He had an old leg injury and they put him at the podium with it facing the camera so when he favoured it and shifted his weight it made him look literally shifty. And they put more lighting on his side of the studio so he was way sweatier since it was hotter.

Teamsters bringing it home since 1960

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u/Better_Ad4073 27d ago

Ha! I was a little kid when they ran and I asked my mom who she will vote for. She said well look at how big Nixon’s nose is.

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u/CaptainDildobrain 27d ago

Nixon at least smiles. Sure, it's usually when he's plotting something evil, but he can smile.

I don't think I've ever seen Trump smile. He always has a perpetual pout.