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Politics Trump reacts to something he doesn’t like in the Oval Office on March 6th

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/splitcroof92 27d ago

at least nixon looked strong and intimidating, donald just looks like a wet diaper

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u/MatureUsername69 27d ago

John Krasinski has a bit of a Nixon thing going on and a lot of ladies love him

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u/minemaster1337 27d ago

At least Jackson looked like a wizard

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u/JockBbcBoy 27d ago

We didn't have actual photos at the time, so he might have looked janky.

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u/Terry_Cruz 27d ago

He was alive when photography was new. He was absolutely janky at that point.

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u/NottheArkhamKnight 27d ago

With how many bullets he was always walking around with, I'm surprised Jackson WASN'T a wizard.

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u/Dude-Sandwiches 27d ago

Colonel Jackson and Commander Nixon both earned the right to be a little on the ugly side. This clown has never done anything more strenuous than a round of golf.

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u/MostMusky69 27d ago

Abraham Lincoln was ugly too. South Park did a whole episode on it.

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u/Anthropoideia 27d ago

I always thought he was a little handsome personally

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u/NixMaritimus 27d ago

The beauty standards for men have changed a lot, Abe is consired ather attractive by many people today, but in is own time his large jaw, long head, and inset features were considered "homeley" and "monsterous".

Apparently his smile was "warm, but overly mobile and somewhat horrifying." I'd like to think that means he smiled like Willam Dafoe XD

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u/prozergter 27d ago

lol he’s literally the “Chad” meme character if you shave him and give him a 5 o’clock shadow.

People back then: What an ugly mofo smh.

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u/ElmoKnowsYourSecret 27d ago

He was tall, in great shape, and a nearly unbeatable wrestler. He agreed to a duel and scared his opponent away by lopping off a tree branch with a broadsword. Sometimes just being strong and capable is attractive.

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u/boopadoop_johnson 27d ago

Me too, but in a sort of "the twits" kinda way

Then again absolutley everything I hear about Lincoln is positive, so that might play into it

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u/CosmicCreeperz 27d ago

He was a bit rugged, at least. But probably could have kicked almost every other presidents’ ass, too.

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u/awesomegenius 27d ago

Teddy Roosevelt was a legit boxer in his time.

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u/SightlessOrichal 27d ago

TR was just under 6 foot, and boxed a bit in college.

Lincoln was 6 foot 4, with 300 wins and 1 loss in wrestling. He's in the national hall of fame for wrestling. He wasn't just good, one of the best of his time

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u/CosmicCreeperz 27d ago

Yeah, love this description:

“In the rough and ready style of the frontier, “catch as catch can” wrestling was more hand-to-hand combat than sport. Lincoln, an awesome physical specimen at 6-feet-4, was widely known for his wrestling skills and had only one recorded defeat in a dozen years.

At age 19, he defended his stepbrother’s river barge from Natchez thugs by throwing the hijackers overboard. Ten years later, Lincoln was a storekeeper at New Salem when his boss backed him to out-wrestle Jack Armstrong, local tough and county champion. From the start, Lincoln handed out a thrashing. When Armstrong began fouling, Lincoln picked up his opponent, dashed him to the ground and knocked him out.”

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u/secondtaunting 27d ago

And he killed vampires.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Not a bad side gig.

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u/KillerFloof 27d ago

But dem cheekbones though!

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u/MostMusky69 27d ago

He was beautiful on the inside

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u/Aviendha13 27d ago

Lincoln was sexy af compared to this clown!

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u/MostMusky69 27d ago

Dead ass

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u/NottheArkhamKnight 27d ago

Nah, I wouldn't put Lincoln on the cover of Vogue, but I wouldn't say he's ugly either. He was very unique looking. Dem cheekbones.

Even after the war took his toll on his health and appearance i wouldn't go so far as to call him ugly.

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u/SwamiSalami84 27d ago

Young Nixon looked pretty okay. Donald always looked like a twat.