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Politics France VS USA on Tesla.

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u/Lucifer_iix 27d ago

Mar-a-Lago would be farm land. They will plant politicians in rows of 3.

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u/sudo-joe 27d ago

French farmers would bring enough soil and night soil to bury the place.

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u/Connect_Atmosphere80 27d ago

Fun fact : In 2022 there was a Drought in several regions in France and at least two golf courses were cemented by french protesters to denounce the water usage of the place.

If we had a President golfing every week-ends threatening the Democracy in our country, be sure that no Golf Course would be available in the whole territory after the first week. It's almost a national sport here to destroy politician's plans.

Link of a new article (in french) about the incident : https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/occitanie/haute-garonne/toulouse/secheresse-deux-golfs-de-toulouse-degrades-par-un-collectif-d-activistes-2595320.html

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u/le_reddit_me 27d ago

Just like how many planned to piss and shit upstream of the seine before Idalgo said she would swim in it to prove it's cleanliness. They even created a schedule so the waste would arrive on the day she took a dip. Des visionnaires

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 26d ago

Omg is this real? I'm starting to have second thoughts of my old state flag having French words written on it

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u/le_reddit_me 26d ago

Yeah, it got so viral they had to change dates and keep it a secret (I don't even remember if she went through with it).

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u/lawrencenotlarry 26d ago

Minnesota? The star of the North?

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u/le_reddit_me 26d ago edited 26d ago

Decided to google all the old US state flags, there are some very cool ones including the old Minnesota flags. The new one is very bland, wtf happened in 2024 for that to happen?

Edit: Obviously the original (unofficial) Louisiana flag is the best one.

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u/DontForgetYourPPE 26d ago

I think the new flag is much better than our old one. State seal on a voting blue background, same as like 15 other states. Yawn.

Plus there was some controversy of what appeared to be farmers driving native Americans off the land

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u/lostshell 26d ago edited 26d ago

And this why the French have free college, universal healthcare, work less hours for more pay, more holidays off, have more rights, and retire earlier than American.

Because they don't limit their political voice to just voting and peaceful ignorable protest.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 27d ago

Meanwhile our farmers are still dumbfounded that Trump might have been lying to them this whole time.

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u/ThePikeMccoy 26d ago

Yeah, too many of our farmers are either controlled by their uneducated confidence or are somehow dumber than their inbred fore-fathers.

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u/Impossible_Penalty13 26d ago

Uneducated confidence is a perfect description of MAGA

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u/StepOIU 27d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Agitated-Roof6115 27d ago

Damn, this right here

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u/lebronkahn 27d ago

What did he say? Maybe paraphrase it in a subtle way

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u/Agitated-Roof6115 26d ago

Something about using rich fertilizer for the best tomatoes. Soo much farm land lacks the right fertilizer and billionaires aren't putting their fair share of work.

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u/Lucifer_iix 27d ago

Paper wealth works best on the compost bin

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 27d ago

What did it say?

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u/Maakus 27d ago

Think about it in terms of context and play it like a mad lib. You really don't need to know exactly what it said to understand what "Removed from Reddit" means.

Redditors in political threads are going to see to more radical call to actions on the platform, leading to more nuanced censorship.

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u/Lucifer_iix 26d ago

Compost the rich

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u/app257 27d ago

Environmentally friendly in so many ways.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 27d ago

Reddit mods already here

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u/StepOIU 27d ago

I said COMPOST THE RICH.

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u/Boredengineer_84 27d ago

Yeah maybe a few French farmers should head over and plough Trumps golf resorts

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u/not_some_username 27d ago

Why would it be French and not American? It’s your countries lmao

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u/Boredengineer_84 27d ago

You clearly don’t know anything about French farmers and when they protest. Go do some reading then come back here

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u/Flat-Neighborhood-55 27d ago

First we will bring our Manure Sprayers. Cloudy with a chance of shit stain.

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u/RoiDrannoc 27d ago

Furrows in dire need of watering

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u/nlurp 27d ago

I call for a plan to remove everyone from the Mar-a-Lago strip and raise it to the ground and give it to its proper natives: the seagulls

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u/Mando_the_Pando 27d ago

No kidding.. Translate the French national anthem and read what they are saying that they will do with their enemies…

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u/LittlePup_C 27d ago

Nah. The earth where they’re buried should be salted and put on display. “This is what happens when you allow bigotry, hate, and intolerance take hold”

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u/psyclik 27d ago

Plant them by the collar.

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u/electric_ocelots 27d ago

This goes so hard

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u/trumps-a-buffoon 27d ago

Moron Lardo

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u/caesaronambien 26d ago

I mean, the end of the French national anthem is about watering their fields with the blood of the enemy. So…yeah checks out.

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u/ThingsIveNeverSeen 26d ago

And now I’m picturing a golf course with tombstones all over.

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u/Willow_Weak 25d ago

Fertilized by their own blood

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u/Farm-Alternative 24d ago

All you need is to behead a couple Presidents and they'll all be in fear of what the people could do to them if the screw up too bad.

Take notes America