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Politics Outgoing Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau carries his seat from the House of Commons

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u/Susan_Screams 26d ago

Is the 'taking the chair' a genuine tradition for the outgoing prime minister or was he just being a rascal?

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u/NSA_Chatbot 26d ago

Any outgoing MP can buy a replica of their chair. Apparently they deliver it to the House so you can get the photo.

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u/DuckCleaning 26d ago

What makes it a replica versus just ordering another chair of the same model? Does it have the same exact scuffs and scratches and do they try to match the butt imprint?

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u/NSA_Chatbot 26d ago edited 26d ago

No idea. It feels weird to not give them the existing chair, then put in a replacement without a decade of fart.

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u/bradeena 26d ago

A decade of fart could go for a lot of money on the internet

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u/NSA_Chatbot 26d ago

I did not have JD Vance buying Trudeau's chair on my bingo card.

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u/myaltmusicalt 26d ago

I'm gonna be honest, it's weird that you DIDN'T have that one on your bingo card.

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u/HatterTheSad 26d ago

Yeah, it's like a 2nd free spot.

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u/ToxicTaxiTaker 26d ago

I have a strong stomach. I have weird kinks. I have friends with weirder kinks.

The mental image of Vance sniffing dusty Trudeau farts out of one of those uncomfortable chairs is bringing vomit way too close to the top.

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u/Connect_Amount_5978 26d ago

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u/mwfd2002 26d ago

What are you doing with that chair JD.. What are you doinggggg????

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u/Vryly 26d ago

uh...not...what it looks like?

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u/PancakeMixEnema 26d ago

Sell it to Melania

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u/iCantLogOut2 26d ago

And you just know he's about to whip out that old drag outfit qnd sniff the chair while someone watches.....

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u/KhausTO 26d ago

Do we know if he's into chairs as well or just more of a couch guy?

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u/NSA_Chatbot 26d ago

Lookin like he'll fuck anything with legs.

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u/Slyershred 26d ago

Iā€™ve had a truly bad day.
Canā€™t grade it higher. Iā€™m laughing and using those corner mouth smiling points that make you realize itā€™s gunna be ok. Thanks again

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u/SingleInfinity 26d ago

Well obviously not. He wants to buy his couch.

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u/KJBenson 26d ago

BUT, he would say thank you.

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u/fullup72 26d ago

He's not buying it. This is why they want to invade.

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u/cal-brew-sharp 24d ago

Probably couldn't afford the import fees.

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u/Baychimo_1980 21d ago

Considering what he did to pincushions.........A chair would not be a new experience for him....

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u/kovnev 26d ago

They wanted to buy it. But...

Not like this...

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Vance would steal couches so that he can fuck them.

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u/AnytimeInvitation 26d ago

In the right places a cup o fartz is free and ppl are sleeping on it!

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u/Licensed2Pill 26d ago

Not if youā€™ve got a good fart guy it doesnā€™t.

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u/SkunkMonkey 26d ago

Quick! To eBay to see what the market for Fart Chairs is. Get one of those premium chairs with celebrity farts.

Note, this is not to be confused with Shart Chairs.

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u/DistortoiseLP 26d ago

Sure but I'd probably wanna put my government fart chair in my house too. You know that one strange chair in the corner in a grandparents house you're not allowed to sit on? I bet that's how these chairs usually retire.

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u/GuitarKev 26d ago

Youā€™d have to outbid Melania!

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u/kovnev 26d ago

As depraved as we've gotten, yeah, I hope there's not a market for politicians farts (yet).

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u/Jaambie 25d ago

All those dudes I see that wanna ā€œfuck Trudeauā€ might want it. I bet theyā€™d like his farts.

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u/Boxingcactus27 25d ago

Especially with the tariffs

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u/Deto 26d ago

Those farts belong to Canada

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u/NSA_Chatbot 26d ago

Part of Our Heritage

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u/jjamesyo 26d ago

Fart of our Heritage, if you will.

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u/I_Have_Unobtainium 26d ago

We need to bring back Heritage Minutes.

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u/Snackatomi_Plaza 26d ago

Doctor Penfield, I smell farts!

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u/Jealous_Western_7690 26d ago

Make a new one with Wab Kinew signing the order lol.

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u/GhostofZellers 26d ago

Well, this one will be a minute and a half, because it's going to linger.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Terrance and Philip would be proud

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u/biking_baker613 25d ago

I canā€™t breathe šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/01kickassius10 25d ago

I suggest you let that marinateĀ 

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u/-JimmyTheHand- 26d ago

"But I have to give these fart baskets back"

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u/primeweevil 26d ago

As is tradition..

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u/Top-Salamander-2525 26d ago

South Park was right!

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u/jtrain54 24d ago

That fart belongs in a museum!!

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u/tartan_nikes 26d ago

Hear, hear

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 26d ago

They belong in a museum!

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u/mikey_likes_it______ 26d ago

Our farts are not for sale

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u/That-Ad-4300 26d ago

Sovereign flagellation

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u/Remarkable-Cow-4609 26d ago

you probably buy the 'replica' to replace the used one

accountants can be anal like that

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u/poopBuccaneer 26d ago

"A Decade of Fart" is my band's greatest hits album.

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u/SocialTechnocracy 26d ago

Ya. Pretty sure rheyd just give me the chair I sat in. Also my caucus seat mare would be eboulient at my departure!

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u/regular_gnoll_NEIN 26d ago

Heritage rules are a bitch lmao

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u/xherowestx 26d ago

A decade of fart sent me šŸ¤£

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u/sentence-interruptio 26d ago

you don't want to sit on a chair that contains particles of founding fathers fart?

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u/Vas1le 26d ago

NSA having no idea? šŸ‘€

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u/KillerDr3w 25d ago

"A Decade of Fart" feels like it should have been a Blink-182 album.

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u/dekan256 26d ago

As far as I know, the real seats are the same ones from when Parliament first opened and are constantly maintained/reupholstered using the original horse hair padding.

That being said, I only read that today and could be completely wrong!

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage 26d ago

The original one has chewed gums underneath.

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u/Pafeso_ 26d ago

Its the same company that makes the chairs that makes the "replicas" i remember when i visited the house of commons (and sat in his chair) they said it was something like 2.5k to buy the replica.

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u/kawag 26d ago

Is it comfortable at least?

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u/Pafeso_ 26d ago

It's a great chair. Build quality is very good, cushion is very good quality, the fabric is sort of velvety and has lighter to darker sheens of green reminding me of grass. The carpet is the same colour. I'd love to own one lol

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u/Captcha_Imagination 26d ago

Who has sat on it

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u/DomiNatron2212 26d ago

One would presume it's an old af chair that stays vs new ones built as replicas...

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u/CadenVanV 26d ago

I would bet thereā€™s a name plaque somewhere on it

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u/Mateorabi 26d ago

Butt grove.Ā 

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u/MetricJester 26d ago

The original chairs are a hundred years old.

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u/CCHTweaked 26d ago

FFS, What makes more sense is that they buy the replacement and take the chair they used home.

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u/FulanoMeng4no 25d ago

These are custom made, you canā€™t buy them from IKEA

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u/Neowza 25d ago

The chairs are all the originals from the time Parliament was built, and are restored occasionally. When we increased the number of seats in the house we had to build new chairs to the exact standard of the originals.

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u/Frosty_chilly 25d ago

I'm sure if you have any special markers or significant symbols on em

Maybe Trudeau etched the cool kid S into the left arm

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u/Drackoda 25d ago

The chairs in the House of Commons are custom made, so think of them like the presidents desk. You couldnā€™t order yourself one, but you could have a replica made.

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u/F_Beast 26d ago

They replicate the smell left over from years of dampened farts. /s