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Politics President Trump holds notes on the pricing of Tesla vehicles as he speaks at the White House

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u/hoobsher 24d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World! Wade Boggs Carpet World!

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u/Hix-Tengaar 24d ago

I have a final piece of advice for you thats helped me out a lot over the years: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

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u/aaronwhite1786 24d ago

Man, I love that line so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

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u/Xx_Gandalf-poop_xX 24d ago

I once saw a group of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy's!

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u/Molsem 24d ago

This one's my absolute favorite, followed closely by:

"Liz Lemon, you boogerface, I'm gonna KILL you with a bazooka!"

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u/MaidenlessRube 23d ago edited 23d ago

THE G-TRAIN NERMAL!!!

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u/nolettuceplease 23d ago

I just wanted a Diet Slice and some pita chips!

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u/Ready-Interview-9809 23d ago

Our basketball hoop was a ribcage! A RIBCAGE!

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u/aaronwhite1786 23d ago

Goddamnit. The way he's crying when he says that line kills me every time. I love how often Tracy says things in this matter-of-fact way that are just nonsense sentences.

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u/FloydGirl777 24d ago

Thanks for the hearty laugh this just gave me!!! As I currently have 30 Rock playing on the TV, no less. šŸ˜‚

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u/aaronwhite1786 23d ago

Ha, no judgements here. I re-watch 30 Rock at least once a year, start to finish.

My fiancƩ always rolls her eyes...then sits down on the couch and starts watching.

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u/bigshmike 24d ago

Or take your wife to the doctor!

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u/BadUsername_Numbers 24d ago

Hey! Zats awful!

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u/elizabethdonaghy 24d ago

Wade Boggs carpet world. Wade Boggs carpet world. Wade Boggs carpet world.

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u/Whythough85 24d ago

Username checks out. But did you start a school so people can dare to ask the world, ā€œwhat is art?ā€

(Btw art = paintings of horses)

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u/Jazzlike-Ebb-5160 24d ago

That was pretty funny bro or sis. Donā€™t care who you are or how ya vote. Thatā€™s just funny. One up vote for you!

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u/amidon1130 24d ago

Itā€™s from 30 rock, if you like that joke boy youā€™re in for a fun time. (Iā€™d start with the episode ā€œblack tieā€ thatā€™s really when the show finds its footing)

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u/WestVancouverSucks 24d ago

Pilot all the way through to the finale, itā€™s all solid

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u/amidon1130 24d ago

The later seasons are quite as good but it never stops being funny, itā€™s my favorite show of all time. The finale still has a million bangers including one of my favorite Jenna jokes

>! I canā€™t do this anymore, Iā€™ve never met Mickey Rourke !<

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u/Molsem 24d ago

Or my name isn't Yustrepa Gronkowitz!

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u/elizabethdonaghy 24d ago

You have to start at the beginning.

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u/unclepaisan 24d ago

Bob Vance: Vance Refrigeration

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u/csonreddit 24d ago

What line of work you in, Bob?

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u/baron_von_helmut 24d ago

Bob Loblaw's law bomb.

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u/The_Arkham_AP_Clerk 24d ago

You sir, are a mouthful!

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u/Not_a_real_worm 24d ago

Bob Loblawā€™s Law Blog (ftfy)

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u/Slight-Inevitable161 24d ago

Isnā€™t it law blog?

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u/Constant_Cap8389 24d ago

Bob Loblaw is being considered for the next Supreme Court vacancy

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u/Sharkwatcher314 24d ago

Bob Vance put air in our tires

Bob Vance of Vance refrigeration ?

See youā€™re getting it

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u/Sansabina 24d ago

He chills Vances.

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u/Lethal_Measures 24d ago

JD Vance Couch Restoration šŸ«£

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u/BlackLeader70 24d ago

He creates business but also eats into his own profits.

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u/Same_Independent_393 24d ago

Getting high on his own supply

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u/mycricketisrickety 24d ago

Get A BLT at the EBDB BnB

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u/Jakesma1999 21d ago

If you're in Kans-ass, it's the "jungle law dude" or the dried up NAIA college QB/turned lawyer - "Call me, I got this..."

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

Rest in peace Wade.

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u/mydadsarentgay 24d ago

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive. He lives in Tampa, Florida.

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

You got it Boss Hoss...

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u/Level_Improvement532 24d ago

Thatā€™s baseball, baby!

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

They got chicken in Philly?

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u/thebeerhugger 24d ago

What do now?

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u/defnotevilmorty 24d ago

I got all numbers

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u/nothingbeast 24d ago

Took ride on carousel!

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u/Charlie_Brodie 24d ago

show me the hot dog baby

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u/TheHiggsBosom 24d ago

Yeah they got chicken in Philly!!

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

What do now?

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u/Redbeard_Greenthumb 24d ago

Omg Iā€™m fucking dying šŸ¤£

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

Rest in Peace Wade

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u/bliggityblig 24d ago

I see you can translate bird as well. Bravo.

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

Probably well versed in bird law

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u/spewaskew 24d ago

RIP anyway

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u/Beautiful-Abrocoma79 24d ago

Why is RIP so synonymous with death? I for one havenā€™t had a peaceful rest in years. Itā€™s a kind thing to wish for someone. Weā€™re taking RIP back, people!!!!

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u/Cactus_Jacks_Ear 24d ago

RIP you glorious bastard. I'll smoke my next bowl with high hopes that you're resting peacefully. Maybe watching a movie or having a snack. I'm excited for your prospects of rest! May it be peaceful and beautiful

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u/Beautiful-Abrocoma79 24d ago

RIP to you and yours as well!

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 24d ago

Ooo, ooo... Me next. I've been looking for restful peace for about 5-6 years now.

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u/harperluutwo 24d ago

Fā€™s in the chat

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u/Federal_Beyond521 24d ago

Iā€™ve not rested in peace in months. Always restless or toilet breaks or fridge excursions.

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u/OkSquash3710 24d ago

I like the way ur brain operates! Tho I have to say I think of it tooā€¦.but ur right, it doesnā€™t have to be that way! I havenā€™t slept either, RIP is back, babe-eee!!!

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u/Zippier92 24d ago

Make it happen, you beautiful-Abrocoma!! 79!

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u/B_Ash3s 24d ago

I appreciate this!

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u/DjScenester 24d ago

Stop making me laugh

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u/itspeterj 24d ago

Ripping a few packs of beer on a flight anyway

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u/Bronze_Rager 24d ago

First off, through god, all things are possible. Jolt that down

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u/DEEP_HURTING 24d ago

Oh, I get it. That's a dick.

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u/Xx_1918_xX 24d ago

Yes, very, very much alive. In all of our thoughts and prayers šŸ™

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u/MajorLazy 24d ago

Whatā€™s second off?!

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u/tryinfordefyin 24d ago

Secondly, Dee, where did you come from? You were just passed out 10 minutes ago...

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u/Benfreakenwyatt 24d ago

We talkin baseballšŸŽ¶

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u/AlternativeSupport22 24d ago

attention passengers, this is your captain Boss Hogg speaking

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u/pianotherms 24d ago

You got it Boss Hoss.

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 24d ago

That wade boggs and his crooked hazard county schemes.

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u/OldmanRipple 24d ago

So his soul has died

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u/Jets237 24d ago

And now cancer free!

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u/pocketchange2247 24d ago

He also just beat prostate cancer

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u/FacesOfNeth 24d ago

I got that reference

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u/TheCommonGround1 24d ago

Didn't he recover from cancer or something?

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u/cousinrocket 24d ago

Thanks to Mr Perfect!

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u/Chumlee1917 24d ago

PITT THE ELDER!

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u/gertbfrobe22 24d ago

To be fair he might have just meant to wish him an uninterrupted nap šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/OkSquash3710 24d ago

Well, cancer research and other deadly disorders are no longer being researched so we should ALL take a nap. Weā€™re taking back RIP babe-eeee

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u/SureThing_Joe_Mayo 24d ago

He would be rolling over in his grave if you acting like this

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u/Jhelliot_62 24d ago

Went to Christmas party at his house one time and sat beside him on his fireplace and watched a video of him hunting an elephant. It was awesome.

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u/Annual-Cry87 24d ago

The guyā€™s a legend. I heard he drank 50 beers on a cross-country flight before absolutely destroying the Seattle Mariners the next day.

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u/Geno813 24d ago

Boss Hogg is alive?

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u/metompkin 23d ago

I bet he still eats fried chicken every day.

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u/amanguupta53 23d ago

First of all, with god, everything is possible. So jot that down.

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u/Neither-Promotion-65 24d ago

So sad, RIP šŸ˜”

Gone but not forgotten

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u/crecentfresh 24d ago

Again, very much alive

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u/poontong 24d ago

Man, I heard one time Wade Boggs drank 67 beers on a five hour flight and went 4 for 5 with two doubles. Itā€™s sad he isnā€™t with us anymore. One of the all-time greats. RIP Chicken Man.

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u/Walterkovacs1985 24d ago

107 still holding strong!

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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 24d ago

Didnā€™t he drink 70 beers before a game?

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u/mtheory007 24d ago

And the whole chicken that's why they called him the chicken man

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u/wadeishere 24d ago

RIP

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u/DaveMoTron 24d ago

You scared me for a second, I had to check that Tracey Morgan was still alive

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u/Kosherlove 24d ago

The reaper already sent the Walmart truck and it missed him.

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u/DoctorRockso85 24d ago

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

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u/DrRonny 24d ago

In our hearts

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u/ron1284 24d ago

I see my Sunny and 30Rock peeps here

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u/path_rat 24d ago

If I could give the president one piece of advice:

Wade Boggs Carpet World.

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u/Uvtha- 24d ago

...Wade Boggs carpet world.

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u/Jib_Burish 24d ago

And one more piece of advice from someone who has been on this side of the business for a long time: Wade Boggs Carpet World.

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u/1989DiscGolfer 24d ago

I saw Wade Boggs hit a triple in the Devil Rays' first ever road game at Tiger Stadium, 1998. The ball rattled around the flagpole area if memory serves. In-the-parker for probably anybody else. He had to have been super old at that point.

Looked it up. He turned 40 in 1998. https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/DET/DET199804070.shtml

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u/Softrawkrenegade 24d ago

I like money

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u/Lucid-Design1225 24d ago

Ahh, Wade Boggs. Goes down smooth

-Hank Aaron XXIV

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u/Chemical_Net8461 24d ago

Underrated comment šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ r/30rock

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u/SienarFleetSystems 24d ago

I wasn't kidding about them pita chips, son.

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u/kogent-501 24d ago

Wade Boggs may he rest in peace.

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u/shaboimattyp 24d ago

RIP Boss Hog

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u/Adflamm11 24d ago

RIP Boss Hoggs

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u/saccerzd 24d ago

Sorry, what's this from? I just searched for it and got a 30 Rock clip about selling sofas šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/orbitalgoo 23d ago

Didn't Alan Jackson have a bunch of car dealerships down in Tennessee?

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u/Koopslovestogame 23d ago

"Depends! Its what i trust to control the leakage!"*

*disclaimer. Depends does not block smells.