r/pics • u/InternetPopular3679 • 23d ago

Politics Tesla owners rebrand their vehicles to distance themselves from Trump

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u/Red-eleven 23d ago

It clearly says Toyota on the bumper.

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u/miraculum_one 23d ago

"bumper"

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u/Dirtydeedsinc 23d ago

Fail gate

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u/fleurrrrrrrrr 23d ago

Fail gate

Ha! Perfect for that monstrosity.

May I add crashboard and veering wheel? Windshield why?pers, perhaps?

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u/JoseSaldana6512 23d ago

Windshield heilers

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u/fleurrrrrrrrr 23d ago

Reichlining seats

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u/TGBmox_777 23d ago

SS-Grade Glass

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u/gapehornlover69 23d ago

Aryan conditioning

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u/eugene20 23d ago

Finally I understand why there is just one, it makes a heil of a lot more sense now Elon's shown his hand.

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u/Supply-Slut 23d ago

I really want to see an Elon heil windshield wiper attachment now…

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u/BalletRse 23d ago

Speer tires?

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u/ekeller50 23d ago

It took me almost ten minutes to reply to your comment, veering wheel set me off laughing so hard my dogs started barking thinking we were under attack. All I could think of was swimming cleat and football bats. Thank you.

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u/whut-whut 23d ago

Accelerator lock

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u/RaginBlazinCAT 23d ago

*Heil gate

Yes, will see myself out.

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u/chemistry_and_coffee 23d ago

No no no, stay!

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u/mexter 23d ago

Finger guillotine.

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u/istasber 23d ago

hotdog slicer

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u/elvengf 23d ago

dinger

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u/smileedude 23d ago

Hardly even know 'er

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u/-FantasticAdventure- 23d ago

Hello fellow Brit.

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u/SnooRobots116 23d ago

Saw Dr Evil air quoting that in my head

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u/My-1st-porn-account 23d ago

More like a murder weapon like the semi trucks before they started putting those bars on the bottom.

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u/onesadbean 23d ago

"tap lightly please...er"

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u/Aggressive-Door6835 23d ago

Bump her, I don’t even know her

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u/proscale 23d ago

Barely knew her

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u/padalan 23d ago

"bummer"

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u/Ygoloeg 23d ago

Anything is a bumper if you can bump into it

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u/eeyore134 23d ago

I mean, it comes off when the bumper falls off so may as well be part of it.

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u/AscensionToCrab 23d ago

Call it the iron curtain if you will.

Very fitting given the current leanings of the administration.

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u/o_Sval 23d ago

If not Toyota why Toyota logo

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u/BigPawPaPump 23d ago

This would have been a perfect time to slap “The Homer” on that bad boy.

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u/withoutapaddle 23d ago

Someone needs to brand their Cybertruck as Canyonero.

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u/True_Significance504 23d ago

He’s got a point

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u/Morguard 23d ago

Bumper? I barely know her!

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u/Outside_Performer_66 23d ago

It clearly says Toyota on the bumper and it is not on fire.

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u/elmariachio 23d ago

Not even 70's Toyota trucks were that boxy.

Then again the other way you can tell it's not a Toyota from the 70's is that it's not fully rusted out.

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u/escientia 23d ago

The bumper is made by Toyota but everything is Tesla lol.

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u/Tauren-Jerky 23d ago

Where’s the bumper

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u/manhalfalien 23d ago

Boom 💥

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u/Sikkus 22d ago

Maybe if they call it Toyota enough times it will start working better.

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u/SnooTangerines1896 23d ago

Its clearly photoshopped Toyota .

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u/justin_memer 23d ago

Tail gate

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u/RubMyGooshSilly 23d ago

No thanks I like to keep a safe distance

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u/TeamGetlucky 23d ago

Take my upvote