r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • Mar 06 '25

Soft Paywall Elon Musk Suddenly Doesn’t Want Credit for Disastrous DOGE Cuts - Musk is warning Republicans to stop blaming DOGE for the cuts.

https://newrepublic.com/post/192415/elon-musk-warns-republicans-doge-job-cuts
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u/Appropriate_Bridge91 Mar 06 '25

The get your fucking ass out of politics, and shut the fuck up.

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u/Dewahll Indiana Mar 06 '25

A prison cell would probably be best.

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u/Acrobatic_Hamster686 Mar 06 '25

Unfortunately, this is one of the very few cases where capital punishment is not only appropriate but the sole course of action. He would still be able to wield influence from prison. Someone with this much money, power, and influence is too dangerous to live.

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u/ribald_jester Mar 06 '25

fomenting J6 should also be consider massive treason, and a one way ticket to a noose. But here we are.

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u/iron-tusk_ Mar 06 '25

He 100% deserves to be locked in a steamer trunk and tossed into the Mariana Trench.

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u/Dewahll Indiana Mar 06 '25

You’re right.

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u/adeon California Mar 06 '25

Nah, you can just solve that by seizing all of his assets as part of the sentence. Take away his money and you also take away almost all of his power and influence (taking away his internet access would take away the rest).

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u/clothespinned New York Mar 06 '25

No, you can't do that. I'd die of lack of oxygen to the brain from the world's hardest schadenfreude boner in the universe. I fear many wouid, it would cripple left wing politics (even worse) for at least 2 decades.

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u/bigraptorr Mar 06 '25

Life isnt that fair

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u/quirk-the-kenku 24d ago

After being deported.

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u/aRawPancake Mar 06 '25

Into a prison cell please

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u/Im_TroyMcClure Mar 06 '25

Maybe he can stay in a little bit longer so we can see his companies continue to lose billions

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u/sayer_of_bullshit Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

To quote another stable genius, who knew government efficiency could be so complicated?