r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • Mar 06 '25

Soft Paywall Elon Musk Suddenly Doesn’t Want Credit for Disastrous DOGE Cuts - Musk is warning Republicans to stop blaming DOGE for the cuts.

https://newrepublic.com/post/192415/elon-musk-warns-republicans-doge-job-cuts
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u/tinylittlemarmoset Mar 06 '25

It would be great if we could septouple (sp?) that number and put him in about $100b worth of debt and then force him to work as a fry cook for minimum wage.

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u/Ok-Swim1555 Mar 06 '25

amazon warehouse picker

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u/Tropicaldaze1950 29d ago

He could do Door Dash in his Swastikar.

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u/No-Selection-1895 23d ago

Those fries better be cooked inside a maximum security prison. That fucker should be behind bars at this point with all the scams he and Donald have been committing on the taxpayers' dime.

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u/tinylittlemarmoset 22d ago

I’m torn about whether being in prison with free room and board and the adulation of the aryan brotherhood is better or worse than having a Hardee’s manager screaming at him all the time and having to make choices about whether he can afford multi ply toilet paper, or un dented canned food, and having to figure out how to budget rent on a bedroom in a 600 square foot apartment that he shares with a guy who is better at video games than he is, but he can’t play them anyway because it’s his roommates rig, and he has to commute for two hours both ways on the bus because he can’t afford a car (it would normally be a 15 minute drive).

You’d have to make his family members paupers too though so they couldn’t help him.

I feel like if he’s in prison he’d be able to act like a martyr and get people to do favors for him to make things easier. Having to live like the most vulnerable of the people he’s stealing from might be worse.