r/redneckengineering • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 1d ago

Any door in a port

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u/Stizzamps 23h ago

Redneck or Hipster?

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u/dandee93 23h ago

Depends if the food is real or not

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 22h ago

You don’t like poop particles on your food? Big baby.

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u/punk_and_bi 17h ago

Toilets with threatening auras

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u/PieFlour837 14h ago

If know anything from myth busters, it’s that there are poop germs on that food like toothbrushes.

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u/chromatophoreskin 12h ago

Always put the lid down before flushing.

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u/PieFlour837 12h ago

There is no lid on that toilet, just the seat.

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u/chromatophoreskin 8h ago

It's general life advice. Obviously this toilet is NSFL.

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u/Bubble_gump_stump 22h ago

Need a puke bucket if you’re eating a hard boiled here

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u/thistoowasagift 21h ago

Sometimes, you need a snack for those long hauls

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 18h ago

That’s why the toilet has a little table.

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u/VAisforLizards 3h ago

It's a shelf for your comic books and your chocolate milk

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u/Unusual_Job_000 20h ago

eat and shit

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u/XROOR 11h ago

Put all dairy products in the fridge door if the person is lactose intolerant and needs inspiration

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u/ramriot 9h ago

BTW the word port can also serve as meaning door as in sallyport.

So "Any port in a storm" could poetically refer to the desperate choice of a door to a thunderbox.

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u/Audiofredo_ 9h ago

Easy to clean

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u/kittibear33 2h ago

If that food is all fake/decor, this is a pretty awesome door 😂

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u/have1dog 23m ago

Sit-in cooler