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u/Sinorpoopoo 22d ago

shit

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u/HelicopterMajor3954 No one believes that you saw me. 22d ago

A visitor?

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u/Hammpter 22d ago

Mmm, indeed

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u/Icy-Lifeguard-3451 22d ago

I have slept long enough

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u/Phill_air 22d ago

The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name

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u/the-real_charzaku 22d ago

And i am EAGER to make them remember

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u/Hesotate 22d ago

However, the blood of Minos stains your hands

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u/OkNecessary8229 22d ago

And I must admit I am curious of your skills weapon.

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u/Icy-Lifeguard-3451 22d ago

And so, before i tear down the cites and CRUSH the armies of heaven

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u/just_some_dude09 22d ago

You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, child of man, and DIE

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u/RainCat600 22d ago

Its not the prime soul version so you have a chance.

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u/Small_Resolution_847 21d ago

Well, considering how big his corpse is it's questionable

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u/FrozenH2OIsGood 21d ago

I don't know if I'm more or less fucked, but, I, indeed, am fucked.

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u/TheRedstoneReddit Your friendly neighborhoor sniper (anti-horny sniper) 21d ago
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u/MD_fan_99 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 22d ago

mine is gabriel from mandela catalouge IM COOKED MAN

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u/OmegaX8609 22d ago

Same, mine is Bon from the Walten Files

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u/bigpenis117 21d ago

You think YOURS is bad? I have Cyn from Murder Drones! CYN! OF ALL PEOPLE, I GET A ROBOTIC ELDRITCH GOD WITH THE MIGHT OF THE LORD HIMSELF-

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u/Mental_Excuse488 21d ago

your username makes this sentence unserious.

(r/CommentMitosis BTW)

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u/bigpenis117 21d ago

You think YOURS is bad? I have Cyn from Murder Drones! CYN! OF ALL PEOPLE, I GET A ROBOTIC ELDRITCH GOD WITH THE MIGHT OF THE LORD HIMSELF-

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u/stormtrooperjgd1 President John F. Kennedy 22d ago

I'll just ask him to drive through Dallas

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u/oh_no_im_a_username 22d ago

holy shit it's the John f Kennedy

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u/ImOnlyHumania 22d ago

Fuck.

Chat am I cooked?

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u/Hexhider 22d ago

Is that Jesus

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u/ImOnlyHumania 22d ago

No, it’s worse…

Charlie.

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u/BuffGlitchtrap 22d ago

Cooked af

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u/Wise_Difference8287 I like Gravy 22d ago

He uses his 5'6 shortness to sneak up on you :)

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u/Ant_Music_ 21d ago

Sneako up to him and show him your clips

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u/DeimosKyvernite 22d ago

"This is a magazine"

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u/MagicRobo 22d ago

charlie- charlie- I didn't mean it-

its called.. a magazine...

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u/randomyokaiwatchfan niko oneshot 22d ago

i make pancakes and im safe they will not want to kill me

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u/SmurfCat2281337 22d ago

HOLY SHIT NIKO ONESHOT

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u/Plasma_C777 22d ago

WOOOOOOOOO

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u/Craftycat99 21d ago

Heck yeah I love Oneshot!

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/OOOshafiqOOO003 22d ago

Literally this except my pfp had better drip

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u/cooldudee4 22d ago

Im dead

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u/Oxidisedalt 22d ago

Are you allergic to pears?

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u/cooldudee4 22d ago

no, but do you know who this pear is?

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u/Oxidisedalt 22d ago

No

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u/cooldudee4 22d ago

Me too

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u/cooldudee4 22d ago

But, i have a theory

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u/cooldudee4 22d ago

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u/cooldudee4 22d ago

Scary

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u/Neko_GC 22d ago

i can't believe the bro didn't know who the pear is

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u/Odd_Cow_165 22d ago

not the teto not the teto not the teto not the teto noooooo

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u/Entire_Department_86 22d ago

Oh shit not the teto pear

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u/Every_Masterpiece_77 22d ago

I think I'm good

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u/idgaf_bout_my_name 22d ago

Wouldn't the version that's trying to kill you Just die because he has a whale on his head

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u/360NoScoped_lol 22d ago

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u/Hexhider 22d ago

Wait, but she’s already dead (hello fellow MD PFP)

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u/D-debil 22d ago

Very fucked 💀💀💀

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u/ezlollxd grigergrj 21d ago

no way r/FoundDDebil

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u/ApexGaming2864 22d ago

I think we’d have a duel honestly. Or he’d bring a lawyer

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u/Wise_Difference8287 I like Gravy 22d ago

Same bro, but my profile would win because he looks way smarter than I actually am XD

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u/Spiritual-Moment8480 the guy who⠀ 22d ago

uhhh good question 

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u/Due_Pension_5150 22d ago

Just don't get into any towers or tall buildings

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u/AdaptiveGlitch customized flair 22d ago

Muslim Toji wouldn't kill an innocent person, right?

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u/stamina-suppression 22d ago

Astagfirullah he would never.

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u/Crazysuicide76 21d ago

MAKE THE OPAQUE DEER CLEAR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

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u/T-59Tank 22d ago

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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u/CalmBand7879 22d ago

He's fucking massive how fucked do you think i am big man

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u/ApexGaming2864 22d ago

I gotta lawyer up

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u/Independent_Time7518 22d ago

What. R u gonna lose the fight? Or do u need a specifically combative lawyer That would protect u Or do u think ull.win and get put in prison, or are you guilty of some other crime you are certain you not gonna make it out of court for because now your life is fucked and there's no way anyone feels bad for you enough to literally bleed their own life force onto your worthless example of a proper life Idk I'm just making shit up. I feel like trash again and I'm trying not to. I hate this. Tysmfctmtt

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u/LasersCreation 22d ago

What the fuck did I just read

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u/AlphaLynroc 22d ago

The Knight from Hollow Knight?

Yeah, I'm fucked.

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u/Ant_Music_ 21d ago

A true skonger doesn't need to see silkpost Knight, the know from pure animal instinct

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u/Alarming_Dog_8864 a 22d ago

I eat it

problem solved

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u/Spookyduck21new 21d ago

F O O D P O I S O N I N G

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u/Alarming_Dog_8864 a 21d ago

IT’S A CHEESEBURGER WHAT DONYOU MEAN

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u/Spookyduck21new 21d ago

I poisoned the cheese burger..…with

P O I S O N

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u/Alarming_Dog_8864 a 21d ago

I got another one

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u/SmurfCat2281337 22d ago

GOD MOTHER****ING DAAAAMN

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u/Wise_Difference8287 I like Gravy 22d ago

You're cooked

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u/brindzovehalusky 22d ago

Well shit

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u/H4ckdrag0n999 20d ago

He's right behind you

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u/evgewonsmile 22d ago

Skibiduck

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u/Hope_Mikaelson345 Gay Ass 22d ago

Considering she's one of the most powerful people in the world, has the sleeper build and is secretly jacked, and is twice my age, im getting my ass beat

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u/AdvantageOverall1505 22d ago edited 22d ago

Roasted,Grilled, Fried, Baked, Poached, Shallow Fried, Steamed, Braised, Seared, Boiled, Simmered, Blanched, Smoked, Sous Vided, Glazed, Pan Roasted, Barbecued, Heated, Dry Heated, Cut, Marinated, Brolied, Pressure Cooked, Cooked

Very cooked up.

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u/Krash2o 22d ago

Generic reddit pfp probly doesn't know how to fight

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

What are the guidelines for making something with the Reddit mascot Snoo? – Reddit Help

Snoo is nonviolent. Do not portray Snoo committing a violent act or being subjected to violence.

that is correct

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u/GamerXZEN ⌫ 22d ago

Not very

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u/phoenixfirebird18 22d ago

an automaton if it was a Helldiver…. Shit..

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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 22d ago

i'm fine, my pfp knows me and is me, in a sense

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u/ThePastryBakery 22d ago

Easy W

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u/TheStuffGuy01 22d ago

poisons themself and lay on your plate?

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u/Mon_1357 My sleep schedule is trash 22d ago

my reddit is blank, but my everything else is

so i think im good, unless he has the fren crocodile with him

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u/RPres11 22d ago

I’m fucked

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u/sillygoose1274 changed fan 22d ago

Shit.

Ask the changed nerd (CLKiscool) if you wanna know why

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u/MrLightning1023 22d ago

I'm cooked

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Optimal_Bench5423 22d ago

Idk i’m not gay so i might be fine

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u/Raderc 22d ago

Welp I am dead very dead, actually I might be okay but yeah

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u/Different_Lecture672 22d ago

Tiny Cyan Cube should work.

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u/Tayloetic_ 22d ago

Not the Abyss walker !!

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u/smoky_sundown7 The invader zim guy. 22d ago

Damn.. this is going to be the easiest fight ever

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u/Few-Carpet-8917 22d ago

I am not the only one fucked my whole nation is💀

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u/WeirdFoxThoughts 22d ago

easy win for me. i just have to give him cheese puffs lol

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u/Icy-Lifeguard-3451 22d ago

I'd cook and eat him

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u/NinjaMike05 22d ago

Mine most likely just wants to cuddle, if he does try to kill me: I cast 9mm

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u/Hexhider 22d ago

I’m fucked

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u/stingrayboy2155 22d ago

It's coming for my bones

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u/dead-raccon- 22d ago

Oh dear lord

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u/xXTerrarian2008Xx 22d ago

All i gotta do is dance

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u/Barry_Smithz 22d ago

I reckon i could take him

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u/iLikeToDrinkWaterTBH 22d ago

Dr house is trying to kill me?

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u/diyPea5414 brickell mad hot ngl 22d ago

Its myself

idk wat to say

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u/TheStuffGuy01 22d ago

Either way you win

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u/catalys-trigger 22d ago

He's gonna have to really work for it

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u/Dark_Archer92 pet enthusiast 22d ago

Welp. Im fucked.

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u/physicist27 22d ago

A death by roses? A poetic end, I’m all in for it.

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u/1505Blaze customizable flair 22d ago

Eh I’m getting kissed not killed

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u/Antidekai 22d ago

gg for me 💀

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u/pencilinatophat professionally improfessional toaster 22d ago

on discord it would be juno from my furry protogen, yeah I'm probably dead

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u/Agile-Method677 🐺 22d ago

Mine has only 1 arm

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u/No_Philosopher_6874 22d ago

USER near BABA is DEFEAT

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u/lightblueisbi 22d ago

Mine appears to be a cosmic god so probably fucked

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u/Thisoneloadingboy h 22d ago

red lizard reain world

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u/peynirekmek_ 22d ago

I think i am not that bad

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u/una_risatina1 22d ago

God Marza? Oh shit

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u/Mad_GamerGG 22d ago

An easy task I'd say. He'd stay in the shadows and learn my every move in order to take me down from a distance.

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u/Canyobeatit Top 0.001% poster 22d ago

The moon can kill?

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u/the-real_charzaku 22d ago

My 1/144 scale figure

I'll be fine

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u/TheDreadWolfe 22d ago

I'm probably screwed

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u/thiscat129 22d ago

Fucked as hell

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u/DSRmoxlen222 22d ago

My pfp was tank Davis a little ago so……..damn I’m gonna get fucked💀

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u/DustyBeetle 22d ago

i am a creature, come to devour myself

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u/b4byCalob 22d ago

Well I believe so, since it’s me and my gf so am I doing it myself? If that is the case I guess it’s most likely over for me.

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u/ASUSSIBOY THY END IS NOW! 22d ago

💀

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u/Legitimate-Milk4256 22d ago

Um so I got a 83,000 ton carrier trying to kill me and I can't escape. Also it's the USS Kitty Hawk

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u/iceattaque23 22d ago

I mean here I'm fine, but my discord pfp ... WHY WOULD LUZ TRY TO KILL ME??

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u/Distrutt0re_ 22d ago

Well I'm dead

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u/Soviet_Union70 22d ago

Absolutely FUCKED.

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u/PricyPlutoz_idk My sleep schedule is trash 22d ago

NO LAZERKIWI FORGIVE ME !!!!!

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u/Gronal_Bar 22d ago

Well given my pfp is a metal coin of a character,
so long as it's not a penny dropped from a tall building I shouldn't die 👍

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u/louie_215 dead man 22d ago

Not really fucked.

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u/SpookyPumpkinkid34 22d ago

I'm so dead. He's an assassin.

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u/JustasLuks 22d ago

Not really all that bad

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u/Interesting-Bass9957 IDK what to put here 22d ago

“Jarvis, send ballistic missiles to u/Interesting-Bass9957 exact location”

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u/Aba_Karir_Gaming 22d ago

I'm not sure if i should run away or just wait for it to end

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u/LilJade103 22d ago

I always knew I’d end like this..

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u/liam7676 I'm In Your Walls 22d ago

yeah i think im dead

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u/_JPPAS_ 22d ago

Death by math? More likely than you think.

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u/just_some_dude09 22d ago

I WILL NOT hurt Pyro. He's too innocent

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u/SeekyBoi 22d ago

….Pretty fucked. My original character breathes fire and has sharp fangs and retractable claws

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u/Groundcrewguy 22d ago

Well… im just fucked unless i dodge it

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u/Adrien_420 22d ago

Which pfp is the real question

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u/N1GHTF4LL72 22d ago

Bro my pfp is a depressed but well dressed boy right there.

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u/CockroachEarly 22d ago

I can just turn him off

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u/EquivalentWriter7755 22d ago

uhm, an anthropomorphic dog is trying to kill me, i am cooked

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u/silly_sam7893 22d ago

Dead dead

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u/feralfoxgaming 22d ago

Hey guys,i guess that's it!

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u/BuffGlitchtrap 22d ago

I think.. i think I'm pretty fucked... whatcha guys think?

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u/Chicken-lord_hubert adventure time enjoyer 22d ago

GUNTHER NO