r/repost • u/Rostingu2 The Janitor • 21d ago

Weekend Engagement Farm you can no longer g13

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 21d ago

A-24461 because fuck the next door nieghbor

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u/Momanananna019 20d ago

negativeM2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 fuck that guy who keeps on saying slurs around town.

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u/FOOD_4_U 20d ago

Where is that guy the fucking andromeda galaxy?

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u/WoblelBloblel 21d ago

J10. Splash damage.

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago
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u/zackinthesoda 21d ago

D-11 and let it bounce back

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago
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u/_REdACtEd_5 i don’t know why i’m here 21d ago

F$&@ you, g13 with acid piss

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

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u/Frosty-Protection-49 21d ago

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u/_REdACtEd_5 i don’t know why i’m here 21d ago

Fine, F5

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u/AdAlone9035 h 21d ago

A-30, that's probably where the sink is

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u/JustAnotherPerson64 21d ago

F2 or E2, that way it doesn't splash or make noise as it curves with the toilet.

..what, expecting a funny joke or unexpected twist? No! I'm subverting expectations by not subverting expectations! Jokes on you >:3

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

Jokes on you I expected not to expect something.

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u/Broad_Walrus521 l̵̢͆u̶͉͗r̴͖̓k̵͖̔i̷̤̐n̸̡̈́g̴͎̀ ̵̯͐â̸̜l̴̲̚w̴͎͠a̸̖̓y̶͕͝s̶̪̚ 20d ago

restated the joke -1 billion funny points

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u/pugtailz 21d ago

M5

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

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u/justpotato7 21d ago

E5 g14 isn't even funny

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u/_REdACtEd_5 i don’t know why i’m here 21d ago

Bro has aimbot if he can actually get it that close to perfect

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u/justpotato7 21d ago

Around there tho

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u/_REdACtEd_5 i don’t know why i’m here 21d ago

Okay, that makes more sense

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u/Skylar_Drasil 21d ago

Im a girl, who can stand and get E5 perfectly

And no, I did not stutter

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u/whatsgoodmabrotha h 21d ago

G 35671930 i prefer pissing in low earth orbit

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u/Sang1188 20d ago

Did some Pigs really want to piss on the cat?

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u/THE_COOKIES2 Custodian 21d ago

J-1.

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

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u/Marcix_Gaming 21d ago

Some people want to watch the world burn

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u/Warm_Profile_3080 21d ago

Z-5

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

that is a new one

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u/Warm_Profile_3080 21d ago

in a good or bad way

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago
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u/Dry-Philosopher4726 21d ago

J1 or J10. I'm Pissing next to the toilet.

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u/Pristine_Arugula3528 I'm In Your Walls 20d ago

A -5, because fuck the wall

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u/mayo_on_an_bread customizable flair 21d ago

G13

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

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u/mayo_on_an_bread customizable flair 21d ago

Yeah? Well I've got acid piss.

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago

I cast knowledge

you would have to piss for like 5 minutes strait.

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat 21d ago

My liquid intake is 90% energy drinks, 9%water, and 1% lemonade. Give me one minute

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u/mayo_on_an_bread customizable flair 21d ago

I can do that. Just don't piss for like two days. I've done this before.

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u/random_person2335 My sleep schedule is trash 21d ago

E10.125, ricochet to sink and backstab

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u/JadeHallA 21d ago

A-35,000

I like pissing in the backyard

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u/BakeInternational267 21d ago

j-10. It can just go under the umbrella.

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u/Rostingu2 The Janitor 21d ago
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u/xX_ton-618_Xx This Is A Flair 20d ago

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u/The_Camrock 20d ago

J10 because it could still splash onto the cat

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u/RED-SHAD0W FROM VOID 21d ago

Z5

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u/whatisthat083 paper is cool 21d ago

A10

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u/Mick2K 21d ago

E5

I want everyone to hear that I'm here and what I'm doing.

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u/tARP_101 21d ago

D7, make it a bit quiet :)

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u/a_engie Ownerofadoor that the hoards of gengis khan couldn't get through 21d ago

A-12, will ricochet off the bin onto the cat

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u/justjstaroz 21d ago

D-12, It would bounce off the can successfully bypassing the umbrella

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u/Strong_Look1834 21d ago

C13 so that my piss hits the bin and splashes on the cat from the side

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u/DecentlySpaghetti oh yeah, reposting time 21d ago

K-10. I'm doing it on the floor.

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u/Extreme-Fox-5970 21d ago

Fine Z-175 I’m gonna piss in his bowl

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u/5565D 21d ago

A 12

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u/Cruchinggo 21d ago

D-11 the car is still in the splash zone from the side and if I hit at the right angle, my pee will bouce back right at it

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u/LizzardJediGaming 21d ago

J-10 because my stream will have sufficient force to splatter off of the ground and onto the cat, thereby bypassing his defenses.

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u/the-flag-and-globe an green orange in a yellow pink flavored cheesecake with cheese 21d ago

Take away umbrella cause rain outside, then hide it and G13

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u/Skylar_Drasil 21d ago

Im a girl, but, E5

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u/Futur3_ah4ad 21d ago

E7 or E8, usually

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u/DullActuator4496 21d ago

G13.000000000000000000000000000000001. It's not g13

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u/Ajezon 21d ago

SPLASH DAMAGE WITH D11

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u/Hunterrcrafter 21d ago

On the thrash can, so it bounces underneath the umbrella, onto the cat

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u/Ryubunao1478 21d ago

G147, I like to screw my neighbors lawn

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u/HELPAHHHHHHHHH 21d ago

D12 so splash back can hit the cat

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u/Warm_Put_1759 21d ago

G13 with my super laser piss

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u/Idkrem_Montoya 21d ago

C13, bounces off the rim of the bin under the umbrella.

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u/NovaBlade2893 I'm In Your Walls 21d ago

A11

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u/Tomatertots22 21d ago

J11 it lands on the floor and splashes to the cat

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u/name_051829407715 21d ago

D-11 piss ricochetting time

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u/Infernalknights 21d ago

It's focus fire on g13 let's see how long that shield holds.

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u/Fe1orn 21d ago

E5 time to make some noise

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u/Cookie-fan It a me mairo 21d ago

d12 so it bounces and hits the cat

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u/nova_thirtyseven joined for this one post 21d ago

C20. There's something over there

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u/GalacticGamer677 professional dumbass ✅ 21d ago

C11

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u/No_Confusion8558 ... 21d ago

Ω3.8 billion. Snipe him with the SUPER LASER PIIIISSSSS!

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u/MINOSPRIMEULTRAKIL 21d ago

E-5 I try to stay in the center

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u/bloonstd6_player 21d ago

If i cant g13 then g14

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u/The_Adventurer_73 Duck Worshipper 21d ago

Acid Pee all over G13.

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u/vergil_- 21d ago

5 c or g

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u/giogio_rick 21d ago

G 13 -2 (reject piss grid, embrace piss volume)

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u/DriftWare_ 21d ago

H3. Play it like a stealth mission

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u/Vegetable_Trifle_848 21d ago

D12

Splash back from the bin hits the cat

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u/sigvegas 21d ago

F-5 because I’m not a dick

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u/JustNoahL 21d ago

G13 with my hyper laser piss

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u/Desperate-Chemist853 21d ago

Z5 i piss my pant

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u/Slimelord909 21d ago

The fact that you put an umbrella over the cat, so no one would piss on him is wild

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u/Not_Reptoid a very not nsfw type of guy 21d ago

G13 still, I have penetrating pee

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u/glewidisfi68419 21d ago

(G) (13) (-3).

Using the Z axis.

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u/legion_of_the_damed I AM ALPHARIUS BITCH 21d ago

pee is slightly acidic so if enough of us goes for g13 we will burn through the umbrella. ARM YOUR WILLIES BOYS

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u/Ckinggaming5 the C is short of Ctupid 21d ago

still G13, that umbrella wont keep all of it off you, little cat, and it wont stop me from trying every single time

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u/MCameron2984 21d ago

G -5 13 (Z, Y, X coords)

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u/scannerthegreat i am a fucking bean 21d ago

still going for b5

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u/Outrageous-Cod8296 my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave 21d ago

M5

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u/WardenSlayerYT01 20d ago

I knowpulls the mirror out and and aims it at youand nowgoes

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u/BluemoonSoulfire Yeah, Im G.A.Y. G=G. A=A. Y=Y. 20d ago

-D 5

On the toilet lid

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

13G

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u/UnderstandingFar5796 20d ago

Fibonacci starting at E5

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u/Late-Kaleidoscope882 20d ago

My face trying my best no to say a12

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u/NurkleTurkey 20d ago

Usually 5C. It diminishes noise

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u/dudeidk4 20d ago

E-5 the splash establishes dominance

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u/Noah_the_Helldiver Helldiver 20d ago

K-13 enough piss will gather and touch the cats feet

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u/Routine_Security_888 20d ago

Imma go g14 with jarate. Ya can't stop sla god ol jar of piss

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u/SquashAffectionate94 20d ago

g -8 000 000 Make it go around the earth and the cat

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u/bigmonkey_ballss 20d ago

snatch the umbrella and g13

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u/OptimalCopy8560 20d ago

d10, e10, f10, g1, b9, and b1

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u/delet_yourself 20d ago

R5 (i forgot to unzip)

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u/NoPlatform2521 20d ago

A11 at 3 am

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u/Some_Stoic_Man 20d ago

J12 ricochet

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u/HollowZaraki_ 20d ago

C5 or F5, depending on the mood

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u/Aux_Ampwave customizable flair 20d ago

q5

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u/InvestigatorGold7808 20d ago

G 3029188301, goes around the world and comes back in the cat

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u/Slashes8 20d ago

Ah you patched the G13 spot but didn't think about... A11! I'm pissing in the bin!

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u/No-Rip-6173 20d ago

D13. i am confident in my splash skill and i know i am gonna wet him with my piss from that side.

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u/K-MartSecurity 20d ago

B12 I'm pretty sure I can make a trick shot under the unbrella... how much time do I have time to train?

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u/NemShera 20d ago

C-12 so it bounces off of the trash can and hits the cat

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u/Boring_Swordfish8245 not an admin 20d ago

I'll move to Australia and then do G-13 to do the cat from below

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u/NovelInteraction711 20d ago

c12, bounces off the trash can

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u/Morgan_Sloane 20d ago

K13 with high power to make it splash, and still hit the target

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u/Bayonetta14 20d ago

Important target missing. Sink not found.

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u/Jazzlike_Kangaroo_78 20d ago

G16, Trickshots

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u/BasedRacer 20d ago

Just go D11 or E11, ricochet and / or AOE

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u/cmdr_scotty 20d ago

Aim for E5 but it ends up going D8 🤣

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u/Bobbydhopp34 20d ago

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u/AnvilSharps_7790 20d ago

G-19 I can always piss on the cats tail

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u/Missetat75 can i has chezburger plz 20d ago

The people at gas stations sure as hell go J1

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u/Emotional_Rich_4797 20d ago

G15 so it bounces off wall on car

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u/JusticeForThe-Flat 20d ago

D-12 so it bounces of the bin and change the direction towards the cat

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u/Al_daif 20d ago

C3 it superior

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u/Only-Improvement-365 20d ago

G 13 i pee acid

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u/Son-Airys 20d ago

Q 2+8i

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u/Ifuckinglovedogsbruh 20d ago

Yeah well jokes on you I piss 500 psi

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u/randomgffan 20d ago

A13, with the lid down

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u/gunty-the-potato 20d ago

G-13 with acid piss. I drank acid so that should work right?

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u/No_Duck1100 20d ago

d 12. trash can reflects piss onto cat. haha i win

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u/Ok_Relation6627 I luv Honda Civics, like they're amazing. FWD, I4, look insane😫 20d ago

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