If you could meet one XFM character, who would it be?

[u/FroggyDooBimblo]

I don’t mean RSK themselves, but which character they talk about would you like to meet most? A little gay fella? Shorts man? The Pig-faced Lady of Manchester square?

Got a XFMBuster here for you aswell: That fella, he’s against them not having any sun gods.

Initials: A.N.

[u/Silly-Point]

Probably Gayvid Grey, the right bent pianist.

[u/TheChaddingtonBear → u/Silly-Point]

Please can we have more Ho Lee Fook?

[u/halfmanhalfbiscuit69 → u/TheChaddingtonBear]

Ding dong ding dong ding dong, he's trying to come in, don't be impolite

[u/ShampooandCondition → u/Silly-Point]

RIGHT

[u/REC_updated → u/Silly-Point]

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhh

[u/Woostershire]

Stephen Merchant.

[u/MaleficentFix5918 → u/Woostershire]

He's not a character

[u/FroggyDooBimblo → u/MaleficentFix5918]

He means Stephen Mitchell.

[u/StonerCowboy → u/FroggyDooBimblo]

Spud.

[u/oli_ramsay → u/StonerCowboy]

MECHANT!

[u/No_Newt_328 → u/oli_ramsay]

WHO YOU CALL SAD?

[u/Katzenjammer215 → u/FroggyDooBimblo]

Stephen Mitchlings*

[u/Not_19_Forever → u/MaleficentFix5918]

Oi! Lanky!

[u/ShitfarmPadlock]

probably Richard ' dickers' Anderson

[u/Jack070293 → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

Why would anyone want to meet a mod of this sub?

[u/trentuberman → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

Old dickers, the cockster

[u/mywhitebicycle0 → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

Dickers, Danders, El Dandino, The Dickmeister

[u/1292norr → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

There was an episode by the De Trout Spinners podcast that found and interviewed Richard Anderson if anyone hasn’t heard it yet. It’s quite interesting to all saucer drinkers

[u/swish301 → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

Ricky Dicky Doo!

[u/bishboshbash123 → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

The big dick!

[u/Select_Reality_6803 → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

Docky Dandy Do!

[u/McFry__ → u/Select_Reality_6803]

Dando you little diddler!

[u/s_l_a_c_k → u/ShitfarmPadlock]

The Dick Machine

[u/Kuttlan]

A young Alex Zane

[u/HenneBakedHam → u/Kuttlan]

Ooo 'ello

[u/SaitoRyo → u/Kuttlan]

YOU BENDER!

[u/TheSecondiDare]

The De-trout spinners.

[u/WhiskeyOnASunday93]

Does Karl’s mam count?

[u/milk_my_anus → u/WhiskeyOnASunday93]

Are you going for a walk??!

[u/JeffAndSasha]

I'd love to have a pint with tattoo Stan

[u/fannyfox → u/JeffAndSasha]

You want a pint with a province in Russia?

[u/ColinMakin → u/fannyfox]

It’s a republic in Russia, not a province, get it right.

[u/Gylvardo → u/ColinMakin]

Make Tatarstan sound like Tattoo Stan

[u/Fazel94 → u/ColinMakin]

Which episode?

[u/KickedMeHeight → u/JeffAndSasha]

Or Jimmy the ‘at.

[u/No_Newt_328 → u/KickedMeHeight]

Fred the Veg for me.

[u/StorySad6940 → u/JeffAndSasha]

I’ll put ink on me skin when I’m not sitting down. T.S.

[u/NoPersonality5747]

I’d love to meet Holy Fuk the little Chinese fella.

[u/No_Newt_328 → u/NoPersonality5747]

herro!

[u/lkpv90 → u/NoPersonality5747]

And his girlfriend Atchoo

[u/Ealhswith1]

But why have I been picked?

[u/Dualmilion]

Suzanne

[u/ifeeldrainedtoday]

Easy. Auntie Nora

[u/SegaPlaystation64 → u/ifeeldrainedtoday]

Anti No Ra? We'll bin this feature.

[u/FroggyDooBimblo → u/SegaPlaystation64]

Alright, well we’ll see u/SegaPlaystation64 ‘s little XFMBuster when it comes out…

[u/FroggyDooBimblo → u/ifeeldrainedtoday]

Well done, copy of Ladder 49 for you, it’s in the post.

[u/FloorIsMyQueen → u/ifeeldrainedtoday]

Better get the windows open first.

[u/ShityShity_BangBang → u/ifeeldrainedtoday]

Don't sit on the floor.

[u/ShityShity_BangBang → u/ShityShity_BangBang]

Don't bring your tennis racket.

[u/CatBoyTrip]

Karl’s father. i wanna ask about the forrest gump type fella and the ‘orse in the ‘ouse. also about the tictacs in the litter tray.

[u/Select_Reality_6803 → u/CatBoyTrip]

Or the thef… robbing.

[u/Independent_Fox3636 → u/Select_Reality_6803]

Say it again

[u/yurakuNec → u/Independent_Fox3636]

Thethft

[u/wakethemorning]

Clive Warren

[u/Naw_ye_didnae]

The shadow that pushes people off their bikes in Boston.

[u/MrChow27 → u/Naw_ye_didnae]

Pretty sure George Bush already sorted that. It was causing a bunch of problems in the area.

[u/Dwight_Schnood]

BoxerBoy. Side on.

[u/FroggyDooBimblo → u/Dwight_Schnood]

How many Candles are you burnin?

[u/DopeSlick → u/Dwight_Schnood]

I've never thought about it, but now I am wondering if there would be more Pilky's than BoxerBoy's up north. Surely take BoxerBoy01, if someone else wants 02 it's open.

[u/Dwight_Schnood → u/DopeSlick]

Isn't reading out emails interminable.

[u/DopeSlick → u/Dwight_Schnood]

adverts.

[u/ReaganRebellion → u/Dwight_Schnood]

Not for me, I like it.

[u/Sleepygriz → u/DopeSlick]

Like there's people scrambling, "I wanted BoxerBoy01."

[u/blakmarketkarma → u/Dwight_Schnood]

Side on, bring it in.

[u/YouBumder]

The Horse In The House

[u/Safe-Particular6512]

Graham. The actor.

[u/markcorrigans_boiler → u/Safe-Particular6512]

Graham. Of all the names.

[u/According_Sundae_917 → u/Safe-Particular6512]

Graham, I need a word 

[u/ElegantPenguin]

Karl's dad, surely? First-hand information about Karl, Karl's mum, Suzanne, Benny, etc.

[u/VinceyG123 → u/ElegantPenguin]

Benny thumped one

[u/Long_Operation_4740]

Hamburgers

[u/bananabastard → u/Long_Operation_4740]

Is anyone from hamburgers listening?

[u/Unnamed_Jailer]

Would love to meet Graham and discuss his process

[u/melissimas]

Shed

[u/Sleepygriz → u/melissimas]

YOU ARE JOKING?!

[u/fannyfox]

Tia from McDonalds

[u/blakmarketkarma → u/fannyfox]

Good lök

[u/namiraslime]

Scruffy Sandra

[u/Unique_Bandicoot_502 → u/namiraslime]

Not XFM…next?

[u/HailToTheKingslayer]

Paul 'the party animal' Parker

[u/GideonGodwit]

Spud Head.

[u/FloorIsMyQueen]

Marty

[u/Ringing_the_changes]

Uncle Hazel

[u/Ryokan76]

The man who's sort of half a woman.

[u/SnowNo7463]

Depends what I'm up to.

[u/ShityShity_BangBang → u/SnowNo7463]

It depends if they're in the area.

[u/JimmyRiddleUK]

Graham, but still in character. Obviously.

[u/apva93]

The character played by the actor Graham. Pilkington, was it?

[u/MentallyMotivated]

Wendy.

[u/Sleepygriz → u/MentallyMotivated]

I don't know if Wendy's on this subreddit...

[u/Real-End-8854]

Paul shits the bed

[u/PatagonianSteppe]

Shorts man.

[u/Unique_Bandicoot_502 → u/PatagonianSteppe]

Not XFM…next?

[u/ObiJohnQuinnobi → u/Unique_Bandicoot_502]

I found Paul “The Party Animal” Parker.

[u/LesterTheNightfly96]

Uncle Alf

[u/man_on_an_island]

The ippo that swallowed the midget tangentially n that

[u/Sleepygriz]

Colin Makin. Find out what's been goin' on.

[u/Select_Reality_6803]

I want to meet the bucket in the pram.

[u/Fo11owthewhiterabbit]

Belch. Absolute legend.

[u/geoffs3310]

As me or as a worm?

[u/Fabulous_Top9281]

Gerald Preston

[u/bearinmyoatmeal]

Smelly eyebrows

[u/Virel_360]

Ho Lee fuck

[u/the_real_herman_cain]

Chris Martin from Coldplay

[u/superhansrunningclub → u/the_real_herman_cain]

Hullooo

[u/trentuberman]

The boy who got dumped in the bin

[u/Talkycoder]

Suzanne - Can't believe they created Dilkington for the show but half assed his girlfriend. Maybe someone kept walking into the writers' room shouting oven.

[u/Guitars-Not-Cars]

Tony Banks, maker of the solo album Bankstatement. If he we still alive. There's a monkey in Pittsburgh who could redo the bass tracks and make that album a hit.

[u/oooompathetic]

Pilkingtons dad obviously

[u/liquor-shits]

Auntie Nora

[u/bishboshbash123]

A man moth

[u/markcorrigans_boiler]

Dave Suckling or Toe Knee Bin-it.

[u/Different_Win6732]

Kids with the webbed hands and big heads.

[u/bobbabubbabobba]

"Shorts Man" was a regular sighting here in Sale, but for the last 5 years or so I haven't seen him at all.

[u/ShityShity_BangBang]

Fat baby on tele.

[u/kidcallahan9]

Buyon Ferry

[u/Tommycopter]

That swede woman who looks effing gormless with a cap on

[u/peejoneill]

The guy who calls up to ask for a Bowie wristband, he seemed like a cool cat.

[u/The1SlickySloth]

Tattoo Stan in Tatustan.

[u/Sleepygriz → u/The1SlickySloth]

With the girls from Tatu.

[u/Handsome-Jed]

Steve

[u/NorthernBlemishphere]

Dicky Anderson

[u/HohepaPuhipuhi]

The girls from Tatu

[u/trentuberman]

Definitely Dicky Anders, the cockster

[u/WhiskeyOnASunday93 → u/trentuberman]

Have you heard his interview?

[u/guy_incognito86]

Pigeon chest boy

[u/Katzenjammer215]

The woman across the road from Karl that let him look at some free fanny

[u/SquiddyPatel → u/Katzenjammer215]

I might have a look if I'm in the area

[u/OneDragonfly5613]

Graham

[u/drkesi88]

K. Dilkinton.

[u/Winter-Major2704]

I’d like to ask the cows if they made it in to the gnome thing undetected whilst walking upright. Did the Pilks ruin their cover. I think Doug was the leader. Until he got hit by a train and landed on a farmers wife.

[u/cityruss]

The museum cockroach lady.

[u/Flat-Addendum4825]

The posh toffs who needed to get on radio for points

[u/superhansrunningclub]

Mrs Battersby

[u/Fabulous_Top9281 → u/superhansrunningclub]

i'm beginning to want to meet her

[u/Positive-Fondant8621]

Tattoo

[u/bljuva_57]

Miss Matthews, the teacher who said Karl would never be a high fliyer. Boy, was she wrong!

[u/Fazel94]

Papa Pilkington because:"he is just an exaggerated version of me"

[u/crabapple335]

No pants an’ that

[u/Basic-Supermarket-27]

Ken Dodd.

[u/Gurdus4]

Wayne king

[u/HomocidalBunny]

fat baby on telly

[u/felixsleftball]

steve taylor the man with the knowledge

[u/UnusualHandle6178]

Mrs Battersby

[u/250worlds]

But why have I been chosen

[u/wanderandmono99]

One of the best Crosswits players of all time John Junkin.

[u/Latter-Goal5786]

Spud ed

[u/Dwight-Schrutes]

Mark Pilkington (R.I.P) would love to hear his stories of Karl growing up.

[u/Commercial-History31]

Right it’s aunty Nora but the clue is utter bollocks as usual

[u/BarrySlorridge]

aztec camera

[u/Murky_Sir_4721]

Das Lanken Pissenstreak

[u/ooohhhchimpanzeethat]

The little Forrest Gump in the wheelie bin