What happened to Clive Warren?

[u/DJ_Birch]

[u/skinfailure]

Got hit by a bus

[u/BigShapes → u/skinfailure]

None of this now needed, Clive warren dead

[u/BaldurianChokehold → u/BigShapes]

He's definitely going to die in this coma. Take the brain out

[u/should_be_sailing → u/BaldurianChokehold]

It's called the corpus callosum, and... uh...

[u/cellmates_ → u/should_be_sailing]

Little flap of skin like a scart lead..I did biology me sniff

[u/ToHallowMySleep → u/BaldurianChokehold]

It's the future, this is what they do

[u/NorthPermission1152 → u/BaldurianChokehold]

That's what they do now.

[u/MemeMachine64 → u/skinfailure]

Bong: Clive Warren clackered by bus

[u/Rizpee83]

Get me clive warren.

[u/SpippySlippy → u/Rizpee83]

If I know Clive Warren

And I think I do

[u/RecentTower]

Who the fuck is Clive Warren?

[u/pacothebattlefly → u/RecentTower]

Not only that, who the fucks Harry!?

[u/cellmates_ → u/pacothebattlefly]

Get yer knickers off!

[u/PoownSlayer → u/RecentTower]

In what way, is telling me that Clive Warren took a shit on the set of Children of Men educating me?

[u/ShitfarmPadlock]

Yeah. Yeah. Times precious, what do you need? Yeah. Yeah. I'm Karl Pilkington. Yeah. They call me the 'movie Doctor'. What do you need?

[u/ThrowawaySunnyLane]

Shredded wheat

[u/toasterscience]

Pop the brain out.

[u/Melonpan78]

His career nosedived after The Love of Two Brains.

(also starring Rebecca DeMornay)

[u/TedClubber-Lang]

Who’s Lesley?

[u/toasterscience → u/TedClubber-Lang]

Weetabix!

[u/ToHallowMySleep → u/toasterscience]

OVEN

[u/markiethefett]

I heard he had a case of "old cold belly badness"?

[u/baritone_fox]

Oh fuck off! I’m Clive Owen, that’s mental!

[u/tw0d0ts6]

I thought he was in that movie with Rebecca DeMorney?

[u/ThisizhollZ]

Half of her brain thrown in a bin

[u/Kickapoo_Vector]

Went back to fixing boilers.

[u/Pandydandy7]

Hello Clive

[u/Realistic_Comedian_6 → u/Pandydandy7]

Like fucking Narnia

[u/filmisbananas]

He's in some film with Rebecca De Mornay

[u/PoownSlayer]

Who the fuck is Clive Warren?

[u/JoelAwesome]

He's restin on his laurels...

[u/cellmates_ → u/JoelAwesome]

He’s restin on his laurels, he’s resting on his laurels..YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, I AM RESTIN ON MY FUCKING LAURELS YOU CUUUUU—

[u/No_Sprinkles_9214]

Clive Warren was in A Murder at the End of the World recently

[u/InvestigatorSea4789]

He was always a bit 'airy, turns out...

[u/Positive-Fondant8621]

I wouldn't have even gone in to see a film starring Clive Warren Unless, unless it was 2004

[u/justfortyFs]

He was replaced by Tom Cruise with Ted Danson's skin, bones, & hair

[u/DetailDismal]

Clive warren liked his breakfast cooked…

[u/DoYouBelieveInThat]

I think Merchant's "You picked a woman who hasn't been in a film in 20 years and a man who doesn't exist" is one of the funniest lines of the entire XFM show. It still buckles me over.

[u/funky_pill]

He shacked up with Rebecca De Mornay and rode off into the sunset

[u/Peckerhead42]

Was such a good looking bloke in The Chancer, almost turned me gay. Would have been the perfect Bond but instead they chose a guy who looks like a potato

[u/PoownSlayer → u/Peckerhead42]

Ooooooh, gay

[u/Flora_Screaming → u/Peckerhead42]

A potato crossed with Sid James.

[u/SpiritualBathroom937]

Sent back to Coventry

[u/s8ballin]

Ooh me minge

[u/sid_fishes]

He's taken up golf.

He's dead to me.

[u/FuzzyDuckIre]

Turns out he was too fat and talentless

[u/trupoogles]

His head come off

[u/AWhisperToAScream]

Whatever happened to Clive Mantle? He was so good in the deleted scenes from Superman IV: The Quest For Peace.

[u/Grand-Impact-4069]

Spent the last 20 years trying to get Rebecca de Mornay out of retirement