r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 2d ago

The Weekly The Weekly for 04 April 2025

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This is a weekly anything goes thread to chat. Discussions about life, Reddit and anything else are all allowed here. You may also discuss, and link to, things you saw from the low-hanging fruit (LHF) list.

LHF subreddits: AmericaBad, MURICA, ShitEuropeansSay, 2american4you, 4chan, ActualPublicFreakouts, AskAnAmerican, Asmongold, conservative, conspiracy, dankmemes, elonmusk, historymemes, justlegbeardthings, KotakuInAction, memes, NoStupidQuestions, polandball, PoliticalCompassMemes, pussypass, pussypassdenied, Republican, theredpill, theredpillright, trump, UnpopularOpinion.

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Subject moratorium: WW2 nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, current events such as recent or ongoing tragedies (including shootings/stabbings), terrorist attacks, hate crimes, bombings, etc.

Remember, we are a lighthearted sub, therefore don't be toxic or argumentative. This applies in the Weekly too!

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/UncleSlacky • Jul 17 '22

MOD WARNING REMINDER - DO NOT COMMENT IN POSTED THREADS. This is a form of brigading (which has caused subs to be banned in the past) and offenders will be permanently banned.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DesiPrideGym23 • 6h ago

Imperial units "Can you say how much 10ml is and 300ml water"

2.6k Upvotes

118 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/freddyfaux • 12h ago

Nintendo should move the US instead of “using Americans as buyers”

4.3k Upvotes

218 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Lupus_Glado • 3h ago

‘’America is saying hey yall, I’m the one in charge’’

644 Upvotes

Guy referencing Trump tarifs.

105 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Wolfensniper • 1h ago

Patriotism "Trump could tie me to a missile and fire me at libtardtopia and I will smile all the way at this great honor"

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/chebghobbi • 9h ago

Language We ARE the English language blueprint

1.5k Upvotes

276 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/intingnotcool • 9h ago

Canada Canada has no leverage

645 Upvotes

205 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Travelling_Griffin • 6h ago

Gulf of Mexico - We are the superpower

270 Upvotes

45 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Roman_Artime • 12h ago

Ancestry "I am American First and proud of that. That is my nationality. My ethnicity is Italian."

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185 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ferrycrossthemersey • 20h ago

“No one that speaks English writes in Celsius.”

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Professional_Ear21 • 12h ago

Economy "Tariffs are what we do to friends."

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The tariff experts are onto something. Second image (original FB post) for context.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mend35 • 14h ago

EU not big enough to "effect" USA

573 Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/No_Shoulder1081 • 3h ago

"American is the first"

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I know this has probably been done a million times but I don't know just deal with it

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Efficient_Put_7562 • 2h ago

Canada "your Republican Party"

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I should note very few followers of the Canadian Conservatives call themselves "Maple Maga", it's a loud minority.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Used_Coast_8647 • 3h ago

There are certainly more italians in the USA than in italy

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Saw a comment (295 likes btw) under a YouTube Short that pokes fun at Americans for identifying with other cultures...

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Mattdabest • 1d ago

Freedom "As an American, whenever I feel bad, I look at my kitchen knife drawer and remember that I don't have to have a license to have a butter knife."

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In response to a report on the banning of swords in the UK.

I knew things were big in the US, but how big are the butter knives in America?

576 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Scottishnorwegian • 1d ago

Economy "Everything in Europe is just smaller. Especially y'all bank accounts"

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163 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Alternative_Bag_6559 • 14h ago

Military "I think US Marine can beat Gorkha regiment."

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149 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Sturmprophet • 1d ago

Capitalism Nintendo can move production to Ohio

2.8k Upvotes

239 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kRaZYy_Kiwi • 18h ago

History "Beginning of time"

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I didn't realize Americans were around so long. Thank god they meditated every conflict in history.

57 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/woodhead2011 • 1d ago

Military I am sick of our soldiers dying for other countries. Who aren't even grateful.

909 Upvotes

188 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/mmalmeida • 1d ago

If Germans doesn't feel safe with gold in the US then Germany wants to start WWIII

6.4k Upvotes

299 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/BuffaloExotic • 1d ago

SAD Shit Americans Drive: “TOYOTA” Cybertruck

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1.8k Upvotes

276 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LTFGamut • 1d ago

"Kyle Larson would kick Max Verstappen's ass"

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399 Upvotes

185 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Thisismychoiceofyou • 1d ago

FREEDUMB SAD: if your grass is higher than six inches you’ll be getting a warning letter - after seven days you could be fined up to $559

1.3k Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/geefafa • 18h ago

Best country in the world that protects your country

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Comments under a video of an airport in Montana

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