You just feel like you’re on earth. You can breathe, you’re resistant against the cold and the radiation.

You can convince anyone who currently isn't attacking you or trying to hurt you wipe your ass. You can even do it telepathically. It doesn't need to have anything on it, it can be perfectly clean and the ability will still work.

And I'm talking you can't stand floating fifteen centimeters above the ground, you have to be full on superhero flying but only that high off the ground.

for example, if you eat 20,000 kcal of food in one day, your body will only actually use 10,000 kcal of it and weight gain/etc will be limited to what it would be if you ate 10,000.

Taste of rock but same texture and nutrient as watermelon

You can also increase them for the sake of it being reversible, but not by more than the default percentage chance of winning the lottery based on your current circumstances. All you have to do is say "lottery" and the exact number you wish to change it to, provided it's lower than the current chances. You'll just know if it worked or not.

You have the ability to teleport to a random location within this universe. Your clothes (space suit counts as clothes) as well as any backpack you might be wearing travel with you. The ability has no cooldown but requires you to think or say Execute Teleportation Protocol.

You can't die but you'll be feeling it later.

The more capsaicin you drink, the brighter the flames and the more powerful the blast. This also has the added side effect of rendering you immune to disease or sickness for a week (and yes the effects stacks). Be warned, you will melt the toilet completely and very likely the room you're in.

Even better? You can mix this with stronger spices and peppers turning the overall effect into a weapon that can wipe out entire galaxies if repurposed correctly by the government. You can lead humanity into a new age because your intestines hold the secret to World domination.

Stewie wonder I am coming to you !

The catch? It appears in the form off electricity and it's summoned inside you.

You can duplicate food, but only food you don’t like, and only you are able to see the food and digest them.

No matter what, when the theme starts playing, you can’t stop the inevitable. Only you can hear the music.

This applies to all logos, anywhere. And they stay like that on whatever they were on. This also *only* works for the logos. It has to be done by water specifically you pour on said logo - so no leaving something out in the rain. If you piss on something, it turns all logos to their current version

For example:
* Have a KIA? Just douse the logo with some water and it now no longer reads KN!
* Immerse a modern windows 11 computer in water and all the flat logos turn back to what they once were (no damage will happen to the important electronics bits)

Whenever you get upvoted on a post or comment, you store pleasure equal to the amount of karma that you get from it

For posts you can activate it by willing it in your mind.

For comments you have to edit it to say "thanks for the updoots/any awards". Or you can do it normally for half the pleasure.

In between 11:00 PM and 11:59 PM, you can choose to summon a list that shows every binary decision you could've made from 12:00 AM to 10:59 PM that would've resulted in your death. In order for the decision to be binary it has to be a decision where you only thought of two possible options. The list disappears if it leaves your hand.

EDIT: if you don’t have any loved ones (family, friends, etc) then it will take from the person closest to you