r/slaythespire • u/Seba_King • Feb 01 '25

ACCOMPLISHMENT/ACHIEVEMENT Only because I could

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This is what happens when Neow gives you a Hand of Greed...

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u/spinyforeman Ascension 19 Feb 01 '25

Why u not buy the rug?

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u/verbify Eternal One + Heartbreaker Feb 01 '25

Do you like this rug? It's not for sale

24

u/RuBarBz Feb 01 '25

It really ties the room together

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Say on right side: not for sale

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u/Leaf-01 Feb 01 '25

No actually the rug is for sale, it’s the tag on the side that’s not, it says so right there

6

u/E_KIO_ARTIST Feb 01 '25

"when you'll but rugs?"

"Will you buy rugs?"

3

u/SgtRinzler Feb 02 '25

When will you buy rugs?

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u/Pipe_Memes Ascension 20 Feb 01 '25

We get it. You’re rich 🙄

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u/Seba_King Feb 01 '25

Actually, I WAS rich. Now my deck is full of crap 🤡

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u/Pipe_Memes Ascension 20 Feb 01 '25

Hey man, when you have an opportunity to buy the shop then you buy the damn shop. Business opportunities like that don’t fall into your lap everyday.

13

u/Hummus696 Feb 01 '25

Just resell

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u/SgtTakeover Feb 01 '25

Who needs a membership card?

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u/MrNigel117 Eternal One + Ascended Feb 01 '25

i've only just now seen that the rug has the same pattern as membership card

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u/verbify Eternal One + Heartbreaker Feb 01 '25

No refunds!

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u/Extra-Heat3897 Feb 02 '25

-Marcus Kincaid

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u/zachary_cannaday Ascension 20 Feb 01 '25

readying the sword so shopkeep the rug is TRULY not for sale? Please tell me you are certain of this....

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u/brtomn Feb 01 '25

I did that one time to get an achievement of buying the rug or buying out the whole shop, I waited and nothing happened... clicked around the rug... Still nothing. So I was like "wtf it's bugged" and did the exact same thing a few floors later, only to realise its not an achievement. WHY CANT I FLAUNT MY WEALTH DAMN ITTT.

Lost to the heart cuz I bought too much garbage.