r/slaythespire • u/ElegantPoet3386 • 2d ago

SPIRIT POOP Hahahahahahahahaha

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/Hummus696 2d ago

Google switch 2

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u/Ok_Calendar6050 2d ago

Holy prices!

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u/pumpkin-user 2d ago

New costs just dropped.

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u/lizardbird8 2d ago

actual scam

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u/Proper_Nebula8825 1d ago

Wallet went on vacation

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 Heartbreaker 1d ago

Ignite Nintendo headquarters!

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u/Karisa_Marisame Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1d ago

Somehow all subs are merging into one

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u/NoOn3_1415 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1d ago

Very true. I find myself having to check what sub I'm on at least 3 times per post these days

!wave

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u/ICantWatchYouDoThis 1d ago

I didn't know Google make gaming console now

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u/TaylorBitMe Ascension 6 1d ago

They merg with Luigi

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u/JustAnotherMike_ 2d ago

This would've hit harder the day before yesterday

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u/ElegantPoet3386 2d ago

The cake is a lie...

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u/DiamondDude51501 2d ago

SIKE BITCH WE GOT A RELEASE YEAR ON THE DATE THAT THE CAKE FORETOLD IT IS CERTAINLY NOT A LIE

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u/saturosian Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1d ago

First time we've ever had a release year, yep. Blinks innocently

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u/U238Th234Pa234U234 Eternal One 1d ago

I was there Gandalf. I was there three years ago. I was there the day the strength of beleivers failed

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u/Violet_Artifact 1d ago

Stay a beleiver. Don’t be a doubter.

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u/neon-kitten Eternal One 22h ago

Doubter til the day I'm playing it.

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u/tom641 Ascension 20 1d ago

tbh until a real Day/Month/Year date drops i understand the doubters

that being said I feel like at this point surely no one would be dumb enough to throw it in the direct if they didn't have the end in sight

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u/SamiraSimp Ascension 19 1d ago

at this point i'll believe the game is out when people playing it, even with the direct

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u/Ocean_Man205 1d ago

Wait 'till they announce the delay

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u/MrNigel117 Eternal One + Ascended 2d ago

that's an easy take for me. idc about silk song

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u/jet8493 Ascension 20 1d ago

Yeah what if it was

quickly checking your profile

Google sheets 2?

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u/SamiraSimp Ascension 19 1d ago

lmao what a specific pull

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u/Hermononucleosis 1d ago

But can you really deal with another year of Hollow Knight fans not shutting the fuck up?

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u/Sicuho 1d ago

Yes, they've been entertaining.

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u/Any_Town_951 1d ago edited 17h ago

You... You're the problem... /S

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u/TheDeviousCreature Ascension 10 1d ago

That is just in no way accurate

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u/Any_Town_951 17h ago

Sorry, it was meant to be sarcasm!

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u/Largest_Hippo2025 2d ago

Believers it's time to raid the slay the spire subreddit

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u/Ecstatic-Sun-7528 Eternal One + Heartbreaker 1d ago

Dang, I rather liked Slay the Spire... Well at least we are getting Spire 2 soon :D

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u/Any_Town_951 1d ago

A true slayer doesn't need to see spiritpoop, silent. She just goes by pure [[good instincts]]

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u/True-Constant-4660 1d ago

that's awesome

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u/spirescan-bot 1d ago

  • Good Instincts Colorless Uncommon Skill (100% sure)

    0 Energy | Gain 6(9) Block.

    Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]], where name is a card, relic, event, or potion. Data accurate as of April 20, 2024. Wiki Questions?

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u/SergeantSkull 2d ago

This is take 100% of the time.

Me a d1 hollow night hater

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u/ChaseShiny 1d ago

Yeah, I'd take this in a heart beat. I don't know what silksong is, but I have a feeling that something about it would bug me.

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u/slaythespire-ModTeam 1d ago

Content is irrelevant to the sub.

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u/CentuarUnicorn 1d ago

Both of the original games release in 2017, both sequels in 2025. They must be up to something!

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u/MarryMeMikeTrout 1d ago

Can someone explain what this means please

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u/Prudent-Egg-5849 1d ago

Impossible to pick

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u/omnisephiroth Heartbreaker 15h ago

As a person who is unlikely to play Silksong… this seems a bit strong. I’d probably take this even for only 1 energy…

I might always click it for 2 energy.

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u/ZhangXueliangspornac Ascension 17 5h ago

Would always pick it to spite Hollow Knight players

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u/Justsomerandombody 2h ago

Imagine getting this and then not winning the run

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u/IAmTheWoof 1d ago

Would use each turn.