Joke card? Maybe. Packed with potential synergy? Ask the horse

[u/FallacyDog]

[u/JustWow555]

Great minds think alike

[u/FallacyDog → u/JustWow555]

Have you considered adding a horse to your version

[u/seth1299 → u/FallacyDog]

Peetah… the horse is here.

[u/TheLastGunslingerCA → u/FallacyDog]

Now you're making me think of Horse Limit from the Drifter mod character

[u/Pigpen292]

To be Ketamine accurate, the upgrade should be Voids instead of Dazed.

[u/FallacyDog → u/Pigpen292]

My son, the void is reserved for Ketamine+

[u/The_Punnier_Guy → u/Pigpen292]

There is exactly one situation I can think of where this is an upgrade, and that's when, after using gambler's brew, drawing void lowers your energy, making whirlwind hit less times, triggering thorns less times on an enemy which was going to die anyway due to stone calendar

[u/diodenkn → u/The_Punnier_Guy]

Right…

[u/Chocowark → u/The_Punnier_Guy]

This is my favorite comment this year.

[u/funariite_koro → u/The_Punnier_Guy]

Also less damage makes feed go off

[u/Collective-Bee → u/funariite_koro]

You would spend all your energy on Whirlwind meaning you’d also need an energy card in your hand too lol.

[u/funariite_koro → u/Collective-Bee]

Yes, exactly. Or nunchaku works as well.

[u/The_Punnier_Guy → u/funariite_koro]

Oh yeah, true

[u/El_Zarco → u/Pigpen292]

That's the Whippit card

[u/IMP1017]

Putting a period in the card name is killing me lmfao

[u/FallacyDog → u/IMP1017]

...I hoped to instill a sense of finality XD

[u/Asher_Fox]

If you did "add as many dazed into your deck as cards in your hand" would be amazning if you had fire breathing

[u/Asher_Fox → u/Asher_Fox]

For eveyone making a stink about how i used the word dexk and not draw pile please excuse me, ive been playing a lot of magic the gathering.

[u/Stan_Beek0101 → u/Asher_Fox]

Its fine but yeah in sts draw pile and deck mean very diffrent things

[u/Asher_Fox → u/Stan_Beek0101]

Yes ik, ive been playing for over 2 years. Imagine starting combat with more and more dazed tho lmao. That would be wild.

[u/Stan_Beek0101 → u/Asher_Fox]

Yeah would be pretty funny lol, imagine storm of steel adding shivs to your deck.

[u/Asher_Fox → u/Stan_Beek0101]

Feel no pain is already excellent. I feel this would make it a gold rarity haha.

[u/Prismaryx → u/Asher_Fox]

The funniest part of this is that the deck is called the library in mtg lmao

[u/Asher_Fox → u/Prismaryx]

You expect me to use propper lingo when im playing physical cards with my friends? Lmao. Also ive been up since 10pm last night and its 1pm now, im hella tired.

[u/Fit_Book_9124 → u/Asher_Fox]

dexk

[u/Asher_Fox → u/Fit_Book_9124]

Ok that time i was high. Leave me alone :(

[u/BaLance_95 → u/Asher_Fox]

Than. OP one is better. Have fiend fire in hand when you play this. Now you have 9 cards to exhaust. Then feel no pain give armor.

[u/Wasabi_Knight → u/[deleted]]

Reading comprehension test failed. Try again .

[u/GruelOmelettes → u/Wasabi_Knight]

To be fair, "into your deck" should either be "into your draw pile" or "into your discard pile"

[u/ErPani → u/Wasabi_Knight]

Ouch. Just now noticed

[u/FallacyDog → u/[deleted]]

I did make a version with the phrasing "draw" but the syntax lawyers in the discord said that this would imply the dazes were already in the deck to draw

[u/TitaniumWatermelon → u/FallacyDog]

You could do something like "Discard your hand. Add 10 Dazes to the top of your draw pile. Draw 10 cards."

[u/FallacyDog → u/TitaniumWatermelon]

Well done! Maybe Ketamine+ exhausts the cards and (as recommended) adds voids instead of dazes for thematic consistency.

[u/Wasabi_Knight → u/FallacyDog]

always listen to your lawyer.

[u/ErPani]

mmmmm dead branch

[u/catastrophecusp4 → u/ErPani]

and feel no pain and dark embrace

[u/seth1299 → u/catastrophecusp4]

And [[Charon’s Ashes]]

[u/catastrophecusp4 → u/seth1299]

Could also synergize with fiend fire if it filled to the max 10 cards.

[u/spirescan-bot → u/seth1299]

• Charon's Ashes Rare (Ironclad only) Relic ^{(100% sure)}

  Whenever you Exhaust a card, deal 3 damage to ALL enemies.

  ^{Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]], where name is a card, relic, event, or potion. Data accurate as of April 20, 2024. Wiki Questions?}

[u/completlyStupid → u/seth1299]

Why isn’t the image an image of Yoda?

[u/AgathaTheVelvetLady]

For Ironclad, this would be pretty good. You're basically getting exhaust triggers at the end of your turn for each empty spot in your hand. Get a Feel no Pain (already very strong), and you have an impervious you can play at the end of your turn on demand.

[u/Effective-Log-1922]

Thats it, 35% tariffs on slay the spire.

[u/ZhangXueliangspornac]

The cards i give to my chvd son whom i hate:

[u/WorkerOk3931]

I feel no pain my beloved

[u/TheActualAnthonino]

Evil(?) and intimidating(?) Horse?

[u/[deleted]]

Believe it or not, broken.

[u/iiiaccidently]

I love this card. Great with Clad's exhaust stuff!

[u/Microwave1Corndog]

-5 Dexterity

[u/mastergriggy]

Would love this as ironclad.

[u/ErPani]

You could say "add 1 daze on top of your draw pile for each empty space in your hand. Draw cards equal to the amount of cards generated"

Very convoluted wording though. Not sure if it woul seem better

[u/DueMeat2367 → u/ErPani]

It means it would proc Fire Breathing and draw effects like increasing Ink Bottle

[u/Sinnester888 → u/DueMeat2367]

Ink Bottle works on cards played, not drawn :(

[u/DueMeat2367 → u/Sinnester888]

Ah yes I was thinking of [[bottled ink]] : Every 10 cards drawned, play the top card of your draw pile.

[u/spirescan-bot → u/DueMeat2367]

• Bottled Lightning Uncommon Relic ^{(31% sure)}

  Upon pick up, choose a Skill card. At the start of each combat, this card will be in your hand.

  ^{Call me with up to 10 [[ name ]], where name is a card, relic, event, or potion. Data accurate as of April 20, 2024. Wiki Questions?}

[u/Hammerhead34]

I don’t think it’s very good card design tbh. Absurdly powerful with the right synergies but basically unpickable without doesn’t make for interesting gameplay in my mind.

[u/Jack_Of_The_Cosmos → u/Hammerhead34]

A good comparison would be catalyst since it is a dead card without poison support, but catalyst is a powerful win condition. This card is similarly hard to pick without support, but needs much more specific support than poison and has seemingly less payoff than catalyst. Credit where it is due, this card isn’t broken and is surprisingly capable of some fun interactions for what is more of a joke card.

[u/Rindy_Kitty → u/Hammerhead34]

So reprogram

[u/MerzkyShoom]

OP in some decks, unpickable is many decks. Which is perhaps it’s own form of balance?

8/10 times, this is going to be unpickable. Therefore it is taking away a better rare card option that you could’ve been presented with.

8/10 might be an exaggeration. Maybe 6 or 7/10 times it’s unpickable. Though I could see myself taking this with just one FNP honestly

[u/wingedespeon → u/MerzkyShoom]

I think it is pickable with just one dark embrace too. Honestly pickable with just charon's ashes.

[u/Mr_Quackums → u/MerzkyShoom]

so, like catalyst?

[u/let-me_die_]

How hungry?

[u/Slight-Preference950]

too op

[u/RymrgandsDaughter]

This is hilarious, and broken

[u/IGGYMYNIGGY12]

This would always be the random rare from neow if it existed lol

[u/Mal-Ravanal]

Next thing you know the slavers are about to get run over by a honda civic.

[u/Lake_Apart]

Up to 40 block with one feel no pain and up to five card draw next turn with a dark embrace

[u/Ajax3410]

Whats the upgrade?

[u/-C0rcle-]

I... I fucking love it.

Oh, btw great card idea too.

[u/rcglinsk]

No upgrade feel no pain and this is what, 30 block? I can dig it.

[u/Flashtirade]

Depends on how it works. Does it add Dazes until your hand is full a la Scrawl, or does it discard your and replace it with 10 Dazes? The first way could have some very powerful synergies, the second way would be more limited but sometimes good.

Also due to how the game works, Voids added to the hand in the same way are functionally identical to Dazes and not drain your energy.