This statue by my local library keeps asking why I'm still here?

For me it’s these fuckers, especially when they get away with 30-45 gold each! If I run into them early it’s entirely possible I’m losing money in that fight.

Finally beat all Levels and all achievments!!

They're both in my draw pile and I'm currently scrying. I'm not sure why they would show different block amounts.

How do I respectfully communicate to him that his experience of the game is less valuable than mine?

(Hopefully this isn't breaking rule 3; not sure how low effort beating the final boss is, but this is a subreddit dedicated to the literal name of the game is to do that, so...)

After a bit over 33 hours, I've finally beaten the Spire's heart for the first time! I'd gotten to it before, but with very rubbish setups that didn't hold their weight when push came to shove - or more accurately I was an idiot who didn't play his cards very well. Apologies if this video is a bit anticlimactic - I only started recording when I realized "holy crap I actually might win." Regardless, I'm still happy to have beaten it for the first time and thought I'd share that accomplishment with others =). Here's to many more wins in my future - I am actually so addicted to this game, it's like Balatro all over again.

(Also for anyone who it may concern - either mods or people who just don't like seeing the sub get flooded - promise I won't spam the sub with these kinds of posts; just some newbie stuff I wanted to share)

Currently have a Dead Branch/Corruption run going and had Feel No Pain in play and randomly created two Exhumes in a row. I thought, “hot damn! What an easy infinite block loop!” But when I played the second exhume, the first one wasn’t listed to be unexhuasted. I guess it kinda makes sense because of how easy of an infinite it would be, but based on how many infinites other characters have (cough Watcher cough), I feel like this should be available for the Iron Clad… It’s not /that/ much different than a hologram loop infinite on Defect, but I guess it’s easier to get going than getting two 0 cost holograms. I dunno, but it feels like a weird choice to make Exhume unexhumable.

Seed for the interested: 3I3ZTY8U5P02J on PC

First elite drops branch. Slimbo Slice drops Corruption

Edit: because I was playing with corruption, I forgot that upgraded Exhume is already 0 cost. So it would just be an instant two-card infinite without any set up if you had two of them. So I definitely understand why the exclusion was made, but still was an interesting moment for me

I beat the game with one relic and no uncommons or rares earning both achievements at the same time. This was my first time trying it with the defect and I got it. I had attempted this a few times with both the silent and the ironclad to no avail. The end game of this is brutal as most common cards don't scale well.

Be a shame if I-

It was a chest before the last rest vs donu and deca.

I can kill the donuts, but I just took branch by inertia, would you have taken it?