r/soccer • u/ComradePoula • 1d ago
Media Theo Hernandez ignoring the play and arguing with Dodo instead
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u/Eldirteekahuna 1d ago
He’s one of the dumbest footballers
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u/geo0rgi 1d ago
The dumbest player in our team since Balotelli
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u/StormPoppa 1d ago
I can't help but root for Balotelli. Theo just seems like an arrogant douchebag though.
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u/Crambazzled_Aptycock 1d ago
My brother and I was driving around Manchester when one of the cars Infront of us stops in the middle of the road and Balotelli gets out of the car. He goes to his car boot and get out a big bag of CDs, and starts changing the CDs in the cd changer in his boot. He does this for about 5 minutes while a large traffic jam forms and everyone is beeping their horns at him before jumping back into his car and driving off. Always seemed a bit of an arrogant douchebag to me.
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u/tiorzol 1d ago edited 1d ago
I saw Balotelli at a Lidl in Birkenhead yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a bell and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my meal deal, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
When I came to pay for my shit up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Freddos in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Bruv, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me.
I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/Dyst_VG 1d ago
imagine being so brain dead you waste time arguing with an extinct bird -.-
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u/ManhattanObject 1d ago
Dodo: "I'm not extinct"
Theo: "yes you are MF don't lie to me"
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u/interfan1999 1d ago
It's so sad what actually happened to the dodo
It was actually considered a funny animal by the majority of the people at the time but they still decided to hunt him to extinction
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u/Sutenerx 1d ago
It wasn't actually hunting that did the most damage, it was all the animals that people brought to the island: rats, pigs, cats
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u/__disgruntledpelican 21h ago
Not related to the comment, but that old Inter crest is absolutely beautiful.
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u/Steamboat_Ricky 1d ago
Red circle really helps here
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u/turin-dono 23h ago
As a person with a visual impairment things like this can help me greatly where I need to focus withouthaving to watch a video multiple times. Although using the red colour for that isn't the best choice.
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u/ComradePoula 1d ago
Got this from Twitter. So it's not me.
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u/Sometimes-funny 1d ago
Why did you get the red circle from twitter?
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u/theriverman23 5h ago
Dont know if you're sarcastic or not since it does definitely help with not having to watch it twice
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u/Gungerz 1d ago
Gudmundsson not just slipping in Pongracic is the worst thing I'm seeing here.
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u/ComradePoula 1d ago
He probably got distracted for a second by the sheer stupidity in front of him and forgot that Theo was keeping Pongracic onside.
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u/DogzOnFire 20h ago
The fact that he brings the ball towards his own player is beyond stupid. One of the most annoying things a player can do in football is just running into the same space that a teammate is already occupying. It makes no sense. He should be dribbling inside to draw that defender inside and then slide it into the path of the man on the outside when the space opens, then that guy can either take an unmarked shot from a decent angle, or square it along the ground if someone's open for an easy chance. This is like movement 101.
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u/ComradePoula 1d ago edited 1d ago
Musah will grab the headlines, but this for me was miles worse than anything else that happened this season. I wanted to teleport to the San Siro just so I can bpunch Theo in the face and out of the team.
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u/michaelc51202 1d ago
What did Musah do
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u/ComradePoula 1d ago
Stupidly gave up the ball, which led to the first goal. And was putting in a 0/10 performance until he got subbed out in the 24th minute.
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u/sasksasquatch 1d ago
Reminds me of the game last year in Champion's League between Galatasaray and Manchester United where the Galatasaray player sprinted to the ref to argue a penalty, had he stayed where he was, the ball would have came right to him for a great chance. Instead, the ball just bounced to a Man U. player, and they clear.
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u/notaselfdrivingcar 1d ago
Take him off!!! Balotelly did less than that!
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u/Practical_Attorney67 1d ago
This video looks like it should be the other way around. Dodo could have been involved in the attack, instead he argued with Theo.
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u/TheRealMylo 22h ago
And the problem is the coach... when you have diva players playing, that's what happens. Sell them and get players that actually love the game!
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u/Noztalgium 20h ago
Hard to ignore a screeching bird in your ear
Theo had a super solid game and he’s been showing signs of the usual Theo as of late. I am super encouraged by the last couple or so games by him.
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