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Media Theo Hernandez ignoring the play and arguing with Dodo instead

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u/Eldirteekahuna 1d ago

He’s one of the dumbest footballers

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u/geo0rgi 1d ago

The dumbest player in our team since Balotelli

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u/Jussi_Bennacer 1d ago

Balotelli did nothing for us to get called stupid

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u/StormPoppa 1d ago

I can't help but root for Balotelli. Theo just seems like an arrogant douchebag though.

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u/Crambazzled_Aptycock 1d ago

My brother and I was driving around Manchester when one of the cars Infront of us stops in the middle of the road and Balotelli gets out of the car. He goes to his car boot and get out a big bag of CDs, and starts changing the CDs in the cd changer in his boot. He does this for about 5 minutes while a large traffic jam forms and everyone is beeping their horns at him before jumping back into his car and driving off. Always seemed a bit of an arrogant douchebag to me.

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u/tiorzol 1d ago edited 1d ago

I saw Balotelli at a Lidl in Birkenhead yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a bell and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. 

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my meal deal, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. 

When I came to pay for my shit up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Freddos in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Bruv, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. 

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. 

I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/KoreanMeatballs 22h ago

*infetterence

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u/omar94khan 1d ago

I can confirm this. I was there too, right tiorzol?

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u/Lunaisthequeen 22h ago

Yet by far the best since Balotelli

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u/Noztalgium 20h ago

Dumbest player on our team goes to Musah who constantly dribbles in our half

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u/Kriandis 20h ago

What a dodo!

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u/lazycookie 1d ago

Well he’s marking his man technically

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u/Dyst_VG 1d ago

imagine being so brain dead you waste time arguing with an extinct bird -.-

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u/ManhattanObject 1d ago

Dodo: "I'm not extinct"

Theo: "yes you are MF don't lie to me"

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u/interfan1999 1d ago

It's so sad what actually happened to the dodo

It was actually considered a funny animal by the majority of the people at the time but they still decided to hunt him to extinction

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u/Sutenerx 1d ago

It wasn't actually hunting that did the most damage, it was all the animals that people brought to the island: rats, pigs, cats

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u/aclurk 1d ago

I cannot stress enough how much it sucks watching Theo decline while Inter has Dimarco absolutely flying. So many players in Inter’s squad i absolutely can’t stand, but Dimarco is the one i am so jealous Inter have

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u/__disgruntledpelican 21h ago

Not related to the comment, but that old Inter crest is absolutely beautiful.

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u/Steamboat_Ricky 1d ago

Red circle really helps here

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u/turin-dono 23h ago

As a person with a visual impairment things like this can help me greatly where I need to focus withouthaving to watch a video multiple times. Although using the red colour for that isn't the best choice.

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u/ComradePoula 1d ago

Got this from Twitter. So it's not me.

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u/Sometimes-funny 1d ago

Why did you get the red circle from twitter?

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u/saiki51 1d ago

They were having a FIRE sale

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u/omar94khan 1d ago

OMG ITS A FIRE!!!sale

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u/are_lele 20h ago

Oh the BURNING! It burns me.

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u/Mr_Tiggywinkle 1d ago

No thats theo hernandez

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u/theriverman23 5h ago

Dont know if you're sarcastic or not since it does definitely help with not having to watch it twice

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u/Gungerz 1d ago

Gudmundsson not just slipping in Pongracic is the worst thing I'm seeing here.

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u/ComradePoula 1d ago

He probably got distracted for a second by the sheer stupidity in front of him and forgot that Theo was keeping Pongracic onside.

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u/DogzOnFire 20h ago

The fact that he brings the ball towards his own player is beyond stupid. One of the most annoying things a player can do in football is just running into the same space that a teammate is already occupying. It makes no sense. He should be dribbling inside to draw that defender inside and then slide it into the path of the man on the outside when the space opens, then that guy can either take an unmarked shot from a decent angle, or square it along the ground if someone's open for an easy chance. This is like movement 101.

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u/Connor_Piercy-main 1d ago

Theo’s fallen off with ego hasn’t he. In his cancelo ark

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u/ComradePoula 1d ago edited 1d ago

Musah will grab the headlines, but this for me was miles worse than anything else that happened this season. I wanted to teleport to the San Siro just so I can bpunch Theo in the face and out of the team.

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u/Joe_AM 1d ago

My man was playing everyone onside 😭 Too bad noone from Fiorentina realized

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u/WhyBee92 1d ago

so I can bunch Theo in the face

He needs to be bunished

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u/ComradePoula 1d ago

lol. That's on me.

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u/michaelc51202 1d ago

What did Musah do

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u/ComradePoula 1d ago

Stupidly gave up the ball, which led to the first goal. And was putting in a 0/10 performance until he got subbed out in the 24th minute.

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u/Eleven918 1d ago

He did his job and kept the attacker marked. /s

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u/napoletano_di_napoli 1d ago

lmaoooo that's hilarious

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u/Sir_Carrington 1d ago

Theo Hernandez and Dodo ignoring the play and arguing**

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u/No_Specific8949 1d ago

This is they type of thing that would deserve expulsion from the team.

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u/Adorable_Pressure461 1d ago

“Hey look Theo, it’s that bird you like to argue with!”

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u/sasksasquatch 1d ago

Reminds me of the game last year in Champion's League between Galatasaray and Manchester United where the Galatasaray player sprinted to the ref to argue a penalty, had he stayed where he was, the ball would have came right to him for a great chance. Instead, the ball just bounced to a Man U. player, and they clear.

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u/notaselfdrivingcar 1d ago

Take him off!!! Balotelly did less than that!

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u/Begorrahh 1d ago

At least Mario scored some absolute bangers.

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u/LickLaMelosBalls 1d ago

In his defense Theo has scored bangers for Milan as well

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u/aclurk 1d ago

Dodo was a menace today, he looked really good going forward

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u/thelonesomedemon1 20h ago

to be fair he's taking a player out of play lol

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u/hellbreakr2x 1d ago

Should be stripped of the captaincy

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u/The_Giant_Lizard 1d ago

Already did months ago. Captain is Maignan

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u/Practical_Attorney67 1d ago

This video looks like it should be the other way around. Dodo could have been involved in the attack, instead he argued with Theo.

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u/Arborgold 1d ago

Arguing over which shade of blonde hair dye is best?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago

Where? I couldn't quite make it out in the video.

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u/EdgeZealousideal7313 1d ago

Legend says they still arguing now

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u/TheRealMylo 22h ago

And the problem is the coach... when you have diva players playing, that's what happens. Sell them and get players that actually love the game!

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u/HuanFranThe1st 20h ago

Man’s not just a cunt, he’s also incredibly stupid lol

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u/Noztalgium 20h ago

Hard to ignore a screeching bird in your ear

Theo had a super solid game and he’s been showing signs of the usual Theo as of late. I am super encouraged by the last couple or so games by him.