r/somethingiswrong2024 • u/LostNotDamned • 1d ago

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The US is in a bad place.

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u/wtfbenlol 1d ago

Birds of a shit-feather, randy. Birds of a shit-feather

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 1d ago

Oh shit this episode when he falls in the blue vodka and comes out a drunk Smurf lmao

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u/wtfbenlol 1d ago

every single episode is amazing - got a little tired in the later seasons but still great

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u/truncheon88 1d ago

The Liquor Snurf

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u/ZappSmithBrannigan 1d ago edited 1d ago

You pissed yourself, Mr Lahey Kennedy.

It'll dry, Ran. It'll dry.

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 1d ago

Yeah, you know Bobby is taking methylene blue. Probably drinks it by the jar. It will turn you blue like a Smurf.

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u/Mundane-Platypus-196 1d ago

I'd make a meme, but, at this point, it feels like we are just making fun of a mentally ill person in pain.

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u/Gunderstank_House 23h ago

I'm willing to be that was the last one off a platter of baby crocodiles they were eating.

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u/Sungirl8 18h ago

First of all, he needs prescription sunglasses.  I would guess he’s developing cataracts from so much sun without them.  It completely ruins depth perception. 

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 18h ago

I’d be more willing to agree with you if he wasn’t making others in pain, and worse

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u/wtfbenlol 1d ago

A nice colloidal silver cocktail to fix ya right up

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u/SorcerorLoPan 1d ago

hookin for lizard burgers again

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u/Snowwolf247 1d ago

Fucking shit hawks rand!

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u/JimCroceRox 1d ago

You know Bobby ate that lizard.

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u/WhoWatchesTheDivine 1d ago

Brain worm craves lizard.

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u/Siamese_CatofaGirl 1d ago

Why does his face always look like that? Like smiling pains him

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 1d ago

“Take the picture..hurry, my arms can’t hold up this lizard much longer!”

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u/Kok-jockey 1d ago

Nah man. Lizard people. He’s holding up his newest grandkid.

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u/karenw 1d ago

LIZZID PEOPLE!

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u/PomeloPepper 23h ago

My first thought was that he bit the head off and shared the body with his buddies.

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u/bunnyfloofington 23h ago

Came to say the same thing. Poor little guy/girl 😢

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u/Strenue 1d ago

Our mini dachshund loves those things.

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u/LostNotDamned 1d ago

It gets worse. https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/8XzB8vl5ok

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 1d ago

Dear god, do any of them ever look at themselves and who they hang out with and just think, hmm maybe I shouldn’t hang around people like this?? I know the answer is probably, they don’t.

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u/SplitEar 1d ago

RFK, Jr. is also a sexual predator. Read up on his wife who killed herself after she found his diary recording his effort to bed 1000 women.

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 1d ago

Eww!

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u/SupTheChalice 18h ago

It gets worse. She left him, he still battled her, fought her over everything, she killed herself, he took her house, fought in court with her family over where she should be interred. Her family wanted her in their family cemetery, he wanted her buried in his so the 'kids could visit' with as least problem to him. Court agreed. He buried her in Kennedy cemetery then exhumed her a year or so later and reburied her in a distant corner, not the family plot and I don't think she even has a headstone now.

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 18h ago

😳 I wish I didn’t know about this, but thanks. That’s insane…just insane.

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u/SplitEar 17h ago

Easy to see how he gravitated towards Trump.

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u/AndISoundLikeThis 9h ago

It gets worse. The whole "brain worm" thing is utter bullshit he concocted to get out of paying her alimony: https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/05/robert-f-kennedy-jr-brain-worm-divorce-alimony.html

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u/HiddenAspie 1d ago

They don't because they are the same type of person.

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u/M_H_M_F 1d ago

My favorite from the campaign trail was RFK going on podcasts and he goes to the affect of how he knew all of these hot shots because of his name and being in New York

Names like Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Kevin Spacey.

So the host says "well you must have known good people too, right?*

There's a very long and uncomfortable pause.

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u/TifCreatesAgain 1d ago

Birds of a feather!

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u/Intelligent-Travel-1 22h ago

Republican party attracts them like the Catholic Church

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u/thispartyrules 13h ago

There was an interview with Malinda Gates where she says how Bill Gates showed up with Jeffery Epstein somewhere once and she clocked him as an obvious sexual predator, and the fact that Bill kept hanging out with him was part of the grounds for divorce.

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u/Marsar0619 8h ago

If there was Avengers made of creeps, this would be it

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u/Sunspawts 1d ago

"I personally knew all sorts of scumbags" is not the defense he thinks it is.

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u/JugdishSteinfeld 1d ago

Some of my best friends are pieces of shit!

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u/LostNotDamned 23h ago

RFK said nobody can top me in a pedophile contest

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u/Djshav 1d ago

And worse… https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0457d02e9go

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u/Bright_Tomatillo_174 20h ago

I once had a co-worker hit on me at a conference. I got the vibe he was trying to flirt with me and decided it was best to keep it professional and politely exit the situation to avoid it. The married guy took it as a sign to follow me to my room! I had to run ahead and fight him to get my room door closed! Wtf! Polite is not consent 🤦🏻‍♀️. Did he think foreplay was him almost losing a finger trying to get in my hotel room door🤮. Did he think I really wanted some by me putting my full body weight against the door to keep him out 🤢. He got the hint I guess after he sobered up and realized what he did. We never spoke again. Had he gotten into my room, this story would have had a different outcome and been on the news.

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u/Unfair-Wonder5714 18h ago

You dodged SA, no doubt! Glad you got away.

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u/edgeteen 1d ago

pretty sure that’s the point of this post

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u/OwlHex4577 22h ago

He knew these charges were coming. That’s why he ran off to Trumpland for protection.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 1d ago

Ewwwwwwwww

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u/cappymoonbeam 1d ago

This is just too funny! He has no idea how bad this sounds, apparently. What a maroon!

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u/OwlHex4577 22h ago

Keep going, Bobby. It’s not proving what you think.

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u/Mikemtb09 1d ago

Forgive me,

Who’s on the right?

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u/HildegardofBingo 1d ago

I think it's Dr. Oz.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 1d ago

Sucking in his gut even though that only works when you're wearing a shirt.

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u/BlacksmithThink9494 1d ago

He should look into taking garcinia cambogia (the fruit he promoted as a belly fat loss cure all that he got sued for and lost)

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 23h ago

Can't wear a girdle at the beach.

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u/Zacksgyrl 1d ago

Oz has let himself go

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u/dj_1973 1d ago

I would have guessed Ron Paul.

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u/HildegardofBingo 1d ago

He does look like Ron Paul, there! But Ron isn't part of the MAHA clique.

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u/TropicalVision 1d ago

He’s also like 90 years old now

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u/CocteauTwinn 1d ago

Yup. He’s gone feral. 🤮

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u/ItsTheDCVR 21h ago

Holy shit, you're right. That's insane. I didn't recognize him at all.

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u/TattleTits 1d ago

It is. I just like to imagine Dr. Phil seeing all this stuff about Dr. Oz lately and seething with jealousy.

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u/papasan_mamasan 1d ago

Wow. Is this pic AI? It’s a little too on the nose

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u/HildegardofBingo 1d ago

Oh, it's real.

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u/papasan_mamasan 1d ago

We live in hell

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u/imbeingsirius 1d ago

This is the bad place.

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u/HildegardofBingo 1d ago

The dumbest circle of hell.

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u/Do_Whuuuut 1d ago

Cue Sam Kennison yell

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u/-something_original- 1d ago

I thought it was Flea.

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u/NoPomegranate1678 22h ago

Ha I thought it was Ron Paul

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u/LordHengar 1d ago

I also have a question.

Who is on the left?

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u/jadeoracle 1d ago

russell brand

https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1jrbwf8/comedian_russell_brand_has_been_charged_with_two/

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u/iiooiooi 1d ago

So... as a non-citizen criminal, he'll be deported to el Salvador, right?

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u/Humulophile 1d ago

They’ll find him a whipping boy as proxy.

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u/Sothotheroth 1d ago

I assumed it was Ron Paul

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u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks 1d ago

Is that Russell brand?

Edit LMAO THE NEXT POST I SAW AFTER THIS IS HE'S BEEN CHARGED WITH RAPE

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u/MountainGal72 1d ago

Holy Christ on a cracker…

You couldn’t make this shit up? What the hell timeline have we been transported into?!

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u/blankpaper_ 1d ago

Same lmao. I saw this, went to instagram, opened someone’s story, and it was a post about Russell Brand being charged

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u/TesticularButtBruise 21h ago

Yeah hes dodgy as fuck, that's why he fucked off to the USA and went full psycho. Knew we were coming for him.

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u/PowerBurpThunderPoot 1d ago

What I want to know is Russell Brand's hat size.

He has a gigantic head.

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u/DruidicMagic 1d ago

The collective IQ of pond scum.

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 1d ago

I was gonna say be nice to pond scum. But I ain’t swimming in that, so fuck pond scum!

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u/TommyKnox77 1d ago

Well pond scum at least evolved,  I don't think these clowns are capable of that.

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u/whatever_word 1d ago

3 sleazy amigos

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u/Tall_Swing_8829 1d ago

3 disgusting reptiles and a cute lil guy

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u/Infamous-Bag6957 1d ago

Vaginas everywhere

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u/GuardianOfFogAndMist 1d ago

This is just gross.

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u/Rush_Brave 1d ago

The father, son, and holy ghost of communicable diseases.

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u/GhostofBeowulf 1d ago

Yea, I agree. Those fucking snakes are holding an invasive curly tailed lizard from Florida.

Kick em all out.

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u/blankpaper_ 1d ago

I hope Oprah feels bad about giving Dr. Oz a platform

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 1d ago

“Dr” Phil and Oz. 0-2; She might be in on it or at the very least is ok with the money they made her.

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u/Purplealegria 1d ago

Dr Oz and Dr Phil are both Oprah right??? 😳

Thanks Oprah…. 😩

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u/el_moosemann 1d ago

Out of allll the possible headlines that could have appeared above this post.

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u/disharmony-hellride 1d ago

He didnt just get charged with rape, he got charged with lotsa rape.

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u/BashBandit 1d ago

We have the Cocain Conspiracist, the guy being piloted like a gundam by a worm, and hairy man boobs? The new hot tub Time Machine series looks like it’ll be sick!

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u/Wide-Psychology1707 1d ago

These are the guys we’re supposed to take health advice from?

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u/LethalRex75 1d ago

I can smell this photo

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u/goaheadandsitdown 1d ago

Nope. Totally did not just dry heave a lil seeing this.

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u/justaregularmom 1d ago

Look at this group of sex offenders who should be in jail

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u/plapeGrape 1d ago

The DC rape club

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u/CoolAbdul 1d ago

When did Doctor Oz start looking like Jim Rockford's dad?

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u/bgva 1d ago

I thought it was Ron Paul at first but I like your comparison better.

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u/Set_to_Infinity 1d ago

Oh my god. Dumb, dumber, and dumbest. Or is that sleazy, sleazier, and sleaziest? So hard to decide 🤮

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u/Lookuponthewall 1d ago

Homoerotic vibes

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u/ingoding 1d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/conundrum4u2 1d ago

After the Pic was taken...RFK jr ate the Lizard alive...he was showing us breakfast...

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u/rdldr1 22h ago

Wow we live in the worst timeline.

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 1d ago

Disgusting. This should have an NSFW warning..

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u/Saint_Stephen420 1d ago

Two rapists and a quack walk into a bar

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u/SweaterSteve1966 1d ago

If we smear cod liver oil on it will they go away?

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u/MuthaFirefly 1d ago

I have never been drier than I am right now. What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/No_Hovercraft_3954 18h ago

Russell Brand was convicted of rape today in a UK court.

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u/OnlyFansGPTbot 1d ago

Who is the one on the right? Is this a sexual assaulters meetup?

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u/floopy_boopers 1d ago

It's Mehmet Oz aka Dr Oz.

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u/OnlyFansGPTbot 1d ago

Oh shit lmao he looks different

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u/Otherwise-City-7951 1d ago

Seems about right ! Now with the latest news it looks like Russel is ready for a position with the State Department !! Or head of the Military !

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0457d02e9go

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u/MojoHighway 1d ago

Dirtbags of a feather grift together.

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u/yulmun 1d ago

Ew, I can smell this picture. Reeks like Florida.

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u/Old_Connection2076 1d ago

Russell Brand can't afford a dentist or the rest of his shirt??

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u/Brave_Quantity_5261 1d ago

“It wasn’t pedophilia…” (trying to find a gif of RFKjr saying that during his confirmation hearing but giphy doesn’t seem to pull it up)

Or that clip of RFK on the (Schultz?) podcast talking about hanging out and bringing home Oj Simpson, bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and Roger ailes as a defense to questions about association with Jeffrey Epstein. I guess he can add Russel brand to that list now as well.

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 1d ago

Police lineup.

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u/gerudosun 1d ago

Oh wow I thought this was a MeatCanyon video thumbnail for a second

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u/JebusAlmighty99 1d ago

There’s AT LEAST 1 rapist in this picture, but I would be shocked if that was all.

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u/ugotmefdup 1d ago

FUCK Russell Brand

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u/Real_Engineering6063 1d ago

The last thing this country needed was a shirtless Dr Oz.

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u/OhShitItsSeth 1d ago

RFK Jr looks like a sun dried tomato

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u/No_Clue_7894 1d ago

First we got a mafia economy. Then we got a mafia state. We must rid ourselves of the ruling criminal class or become its victims.

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u/SassyLass496 1d ago

If throw up 🤮 was a picture

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u/butthe4d 1d ago

How did the three junkies behind the mcdonald dumpster get a lizard?

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u/DARK--DRAGONITE 23h ago

Russell has the worst teeth

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u/MyNameIsMadders 17h ago

Oh god, there’s a history of some inappropriate pictures from past administrations, but this one could be one of the worst!!!! Who is the shirtless guy on the right?

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u/MsSarge22 9h ago

Isn’t it Dr Oz?

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u/Stalk_Jumper 13h ago

Fuck everyone in this picture. May they forever realize there's a bug in their drink as they swallow

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u/Klutzy_Blacksmith581 1d ago

My grandmother ALWAYS said “It’s the company you keep that will say so much about YOU.”

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 1d ago edited 1d ago

Diddy they?

And Russel Brand was charged with rape and sexual assault today.

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u/Mission_Albatross916 1d ago

I love this

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 1d ago

The sheer concentration of Republican sexual assault / cheating birds flocking together should give pause.

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u/Mission_Albatross916 1d ago

It does. And I don’t know why this makes me gleeful. It’s terrible, but they are so stupid.

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 1d ago

Sorry to tell this but, you’re already a sane, decent human being — and the pause comment is for someone else.

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u/Mission_Albatross916 1d ago

😭 thank you for breaking the truth to me gently, kind stranger 😭

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u/cR_Spitfire 1d ago

i dont remember this trailer park boys episode

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u/SixDerv1sh 1d ago

Just threw up in my mouth.

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u/ClassroomMother8062 1d ago

Only in America.

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u/discreet1 1d ago

Why is he purple?

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u/Holdmywhiskeyhun 1d ago

This is our Health and Human services secretary people. This is what he thinks is peak health. This is the worm talking

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u/hood_esq 1d ago

Russell out for a romp with his uncles! The name of this movie is “Ratcage!”

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u/Stevmeister59 1d ago

Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of my favorite comedies. I can’t look at it the same now because of how far Russell Brand has fallen into the Al-right pipeline BS.

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u/Creepy-Team6442 1d ago

The new age Three Stooges.

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u/Putrid_Signature_968 1d ago

Three stooges

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u/Great_Ad_9453 1d ago

All gross POS.

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u/Internal_Focus5731 1d ago

Oh look! More conservative grifting sexual predators. Totally normal. Nothing to see there

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u/swish82 1d ago

Thanks, I was having dinner 🤢

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 23h ago

He already works for a rapist, what's the big deal if he hangs out with a different one?

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u/ImDefinitelyStoned 19h ago

Nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/dougalmanitou 18h ago

That looks like a picture of three guys about to rape someone...

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u/NfamousKaye 17h ago

Master race huh. 🤢

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u/Azraiel1984 14h ago

RFK jr is a pathetic embarrassment.

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u/sn9238 1d ago

So gross

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u/flaminfunyuns 1d ago

lizard people

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u/Immediate-Present-28 1d ago

Like a frat boy hazing party. Waiting him to swallow the baby gator whole.

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u/hbomb9410 1d ago

Siri, add "bleach my eyeballs" to my to-do list

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u/FrankFrankly711 1d ago

They are totally hooking up later

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u/BitOBear 1d ago

Jack and Bobby would've taken RFK Jr on a one way ride to Chappaquiddick if they'd known this was what was going to happen.

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u/videogamegrandma 1d ago

Is he gonna bite the head off that lizard?

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u/beattysgirl 1d ago

The US IS the bad place

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u/Better_Chard4806 1d ago

Who is the tool on the right?

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u/Dcajunpimp 23h ago

I thought they caught RFKs brain worm for a moment

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u/atre324 22h ago

Which part of Fire Island is this from

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u/Appleknocker18 22h ago

My Dad always told me that I would be judged by the company I keep.

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u/OwlHex4577 22h ago

Perverts out pervin’

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u/booksgamesandstuff 20h ago

🤢🤮🤢 All three … I cannot wrap my head around how this country has devolved. I mean…Oz and Brand can go to hell, but damn…a Kennedy?? Have’t they historically hidden their mess-up’s away from polite society?

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy 20h ago

Been charged finally

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u/AlexandriaLitehouse 20h ago

I didn't need to see Dr Oz's saggy titties today.

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u/Motor_Albatross_5390 19h ago

A lot of sexual tension in this photo 👀

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u/Agitated_Reach6660 18h ago

Ew. Just ew.

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u/InevitableFormal7953 18h ago

Gross. Gross. Gross.

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u/AntonymOfHate 18h ago

I don't think I'll ever unsee this

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u/Debidollz 18h ago

Did he bite the head off like Ozzy?

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u/Open_Promise_1703 17h ago

Immediate knee clencher

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u/thatgirlinny 16h ago

On their way from or going to a predator-friendly sweat lodge?

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u/Kidatrickedya 7h ago

They are all rapists and abusers.

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u/Affectionate-Pain74 7h ago

All of them are sexual predators and 64% of his cabinet have been accused.

I guess they are following Christianity.

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u/Sovereign1 7h ago

Is that one of his brain worms he found on his pillow when he woke up.