r/stupiddovenests Feb 07 '25

Stupid Dove Nest Objects in the mirror are stupider than they appear.

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/j4v4r10 Feb 07 '25

Pretty good nest, if you ignore the location 

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u/one-off-one Feb 07 '25

Only the #1 rule of real estate

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u/Real_FakeName Feb 08 '25

First three rules actually

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u/eisbock Feb 07 '25

The nest was basically already there, she just added the finishing touches. Work smarter not harder.

3

u/dren1722 Feb 10 '25

The foolish man built his house upon the sand

37

u/zippy251 Feb 07 '25

Zebra dove. Gotta deal with them fakas all the time in Hawaii. They steal your rice.

29

u/GarmonboziaBlues Feb 07 '25

Hilarious title. I laughed so hard that I snorted when I first read it 🤣

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u/YanicPolitik Feb 07 '25

lol thanks 😂

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u/Junior-Cut2838 Feb 07 '25

Doesn’t look like there are too many good places to nest from this picture

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u/saysnameswrong Feb 08 '25

What are you supposed to do in this kind of situation

5

u/_Kendii_ Feb 08 '25

Take the bus? 🤷‍♀️ Clearly not your car anymore… 🤦‍♀️

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u/Irelia4Life Feb 12 '25

Relocate dove nest.

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Feb 07 '25

Ah I just realized the stupid white dove that didn't move next to a river was nesting.

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u/Borbrobin28 Feb 08 '25

🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/lucid_intent Feb 09 '25

How long has been since you drove that car? I mean don’t these nests take time?

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u/realisticandhopeful Feb 09 '25

Fantastic nest! Just don’t move the car for a few months, no problem.

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u/Thisis1t9091 22d ago

What a delightful stupid place for a nest 😂