r/stupiddovenests 1d ago

This terrible nest

That past few days I've been seeing a bunch of sticks being piled up on my front door step. We heard and seen two pigeons on the doorway. We removed the sticks multiple times because it was in the walk way, this morning I saw the pigeons with sticks in their beaks bringing sticks up to the porch and found this today. Stubborn birds, they persisted 😂

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u/aksnowraven 1d ago

A whole lotta effort went in to evenly distributing those sticks

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u/7layeredAIDS 1d ago

Divorces while pregnant are always messy. Nobody wins.

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u/SwordTaster 1d ago

An attempt was made. Repeatedly

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u/Tattletale-1313 1d ago

Judging from all of the other posts on this site… You clearly need to go find a potted dead plant, put all of the sticks and egg in that and hopefully mom will come back and care for the egg!

Consider yourself part of the unofficial CPS nest intervention team! 🤣 maybe with a little bit of help from you… This crazy mom will be able to figure it out next year?

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u/BlackSeranna 1d ago

It’s a mansion!

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u/johngreenink 1d ago

Right? Look at all those rooms!

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u/infiniteguesses 1d ago

Abstract mansion!

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u/Jessicat844 1d ago

This has to be one of the most stupid ones I’ve seen.

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u/Test_After 22h ago

Well you laid out the welcome mat. 

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u/Unknown-DreamFetish 1d ago

Leave them alone. They’re doing their best.

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u/graphica4 1d ago

An attempt was made 🥰

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u/RebbyRose 7h ago

It's called a welcome mat. They welcomed a new life