r/technology • u/HellYeahDamnWrite • Jan 15 '25

Social Media TikTok Plans Immediate US Shutdown on Sunday

https://www.yahoo.com/news/tiktok-plans-immediate-us-shutdown-153524617.html
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u/angrath Jan 15 '25

You are closer in wealth to Kevin than Kevin is to Mark.

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u/Notveryawake Jan 15 '25

Come on. This corn chip is for my dying daughter's last birthday party. How can you be so heartless and do this to my dying child. Oh and I need the corn chip delivered to me as my car is out of gas. If you send me money for gas though I can meet you half way to do the pickup.

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u/No-Consideration-716 Jan 15 '25

Whatever it is you better ask for lifetime royalties.

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u/dquizzle Jan 15 '25

Like a fresh off the line corn chip?

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u/DOOMFOOL Jan 15 '25

A whole corn chip? Save some bitches for the rest of us goddamn

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u/fishbulb- Jan 15 '25

HAHAHA! I have like 90 corn chips! I don't have $10 though. All my money is tied up in corn chips.