r/technology • u/cmaia1503 • Feb 11 '25

Social Media UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company

https://fortune.com/2025/02/10/unitedhealth-defamation-law-firm-social-media/
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u/S14Ryan Feb 11 '25

It’s all water under the fridge now 

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u/AirportNo2434 Feb 11 '25

Well, that bridge has sailed now so what's done is done.

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u/seriouslykthen Feb 11 '25

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it

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u/doctorvanderbeast Feb 11 '25

Six of one half a dozen ducks in a row

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u/11th_Division_Grows Feb 11 '25

Someone really needs to nip this in the camel’s back

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar Feb 11 '25

The shit in this thread is sending me. Is there a name for blatant misquotes? Or a subreddit for it?

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u/RissaCrochets Feb 11 '25

Not sure if there's a sub for it, but they're called malaphors!

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Feb 11 '25

Some are malaphors, some are malapropisms.

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u/DIsiahTBC Feb 11 '25

The first 3 at least (possibly all of them) are from Trailer Park Boys

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u/nicostein Feb 11 '25

Be the change you wish upon a star!

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u/brian_c Feb 11 '25

These are all just Modest Mouse albums

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u/LordSoren Feb 11 '25

But if you can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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u/Midmodstar Feb 12 '25

Sure but the early bird gets the penny earned.

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u/Tokasmoka420 Feb 11 '25

After some sweet & power chicken.

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u/graveybrains Feb 11 '25

I will not stand for this wonton violence!

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u/smurfkipz Feb 11 '25

That's how the world crumbles. 

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u/KeySlapper Feb 11 '25

It's like finding a needle at my first rodeo.

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u/commonMrKrinkle Feb 11 '25

public outrage cumming down the pipe

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u/Wolvesinthestreet Feb 11 '25

I would rather have one bird on the roof than 10 birds in my hands personally

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u/Hellingame Feb 11 '25

And my hammer!

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u/graveybrains Feb 11 '25

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

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u/Mickyfrickles Feb 11 '25

Will this end well for them? IDK, it's a mixed bag of soup at this point.

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u/OptimalFox1800 Feb 11 '25

I’ll bring the matches

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u/safeness Feb 11 '25

It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, it doesn’t matter!

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez Feb 11 '25

It's a mute point, now shut up.

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u/Spice_lord_ Feb 11 '25

The shit hawks are flyin Ricky

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u/StrikingRise4356 Feb 11 '25

For all intensive purposes

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u/FatchRacall Feb 11 '25

For all in tents and porpoises.

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u/swagen Feb 11 '25

It’s either a Rickyism or it’s a little Carmine’ism

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u/notjordansime Feb 11 '25

What’s it from?

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u/scarletteclipse1982 Feb 11 '25

Trailer Park Boys

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u/er1c1son Feb 11 '25

Is your bridge running?

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Feb 11 '25

🎶 Like a fridge full of bottle of water,

🎶 I will drink it down

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u/Deadliftdummy Feb 11 '25

Your puns suck. You better get to turnips in heat.

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u/Catoblepas2021 Feb 11 '25

It doesn't take rocket appliances to get your grade 10