r/technology • u/cmaia1503 • Feb 11 '25

Social Media UnitedHealth hired a defamation law firm to go after social media posts criticizing the company

https://fortune.com/2025/02/10/unitedhealth-defamation-law-firm-social-media/
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u/frozendancicle Feb 11 '25

My mate Paul says that Mark Cuban's website broke into his apartment as he was preparing for dinner and demanded money at knifepoint. After seeing that Paul only had $14.25, Mark Cuban's website had sex with Paul's pot roast before leaving in a huff.

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u/tuxedo_jack Feb 11 '25

Mark Cuban's website had sex with Paul's pot roast

During which, no doubt, the unrelated Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam" was playing.

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u/Festygrrl Feb 11 '25

Who gave Philomena access to reddit?

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u/ThrowawayusGenerica Feb 11 '25

This reads like a copypasta