r/technology • u/DontFearTheCreaper • 20h ago

Social Media Tech CEOs who grinned behind Trump at inauguration lose billions in wake of tariffs

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-tariff-bezos-musk-zuckerberg-b2727147.html
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u/DankButtHats4sale 20h ago

THE PILE OF GOLD MUST GROW TO FILL THE SPOT WHERE MY SOUL SHOULD BE

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u/Decantus 19h ago

It really is Dragon Sickness.

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u/Gorgon31 17h ago

Maybe we should start praying to Saint George...

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u/Teledildonic 19h ago

The Mesoamerocans had a good solution for a few Spaniards that had insatiable thirst for gold.

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u/aspidities_87 18h ago

So did Khal Drogo

Crown for King

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u/Least-Back-2666 13h ago

Let's take a billion in cash and bury musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg in it. Alive.

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u/Teledildonic 13h ago

What about pennies?

Ass pennies

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u/KeystoneGray 16h ago

Why use large quantities of Element 79 to sate their infinite hunger when a single ounce of 82 will do?