r/teenagers • u/Anxious_Form3174 13 • 1d ago

Social I HATE HAVING A CRUSH ON A STRAIGHT GUY

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u/Dev_Void01 14 1d ago

I'm not an expert, but i think you are going gay

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u/FeatureEfficient1818 1d ago

Nah he's obviously straight (/j)

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u/BeenhereSince060923 1d ago

He’s straight as a Cheeto

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u/Lumpy-Pudding-3563 1d ago

We don’t need the fucking j

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u/FeatureEfficient1818 1d ago

Dude calm down, I just added it because I've had times where I posted a joke or was being sarcastic and people didn't understand and came after me for it

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u/Lumpy-Pudding-3563 1d ago

I AM CAM, THOSE PEOPEL ARE STUPD IF TREY DONT UNDERSTAND SARCSM

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u/FeatureEfficient1818 1d ago

Chill out lol

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u/Lumpy-Pudding-3563 1d ago

you know what? I will, and I will show that by using under case letters instead of capitalized.

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u/FeatureEfficient1818 1d ago

Yippee lol, and dw capitalized letters are my life

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u/Lumpy-Pudding-3563 1d ago

The grammar errors were on purpose btw

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u/xuzenaes6694 16 1d ago

Breaking gay

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u/Open-Secretary-8868 17 1d ago

i think bros going insane

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u/Dry-Bar-2954 16 1d ago

I think you're going insane

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u/Felt389 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

Real 😔

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u/remytheratatouillee 1d ago

RIP dude good luck

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u/pancakes9163 17 1d ago

might just be me, but i think he's going insane

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u/slaeunaosey 1d ago

I think the bro is gay

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u/Harrystylesaww 1d ago

I honestly don’t think it’s ever going to happen sorry, dude 

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u/Zhenrich86 1d ago

Omg lol, I need to get off this app. It’s a glass house.

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u/Holy_juggerknight 15 1d ago

U ok?

Need to go into the rubber room?

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u/Nightsky54_14 1d ago edited 1d ago

Crazy? I was crazy once.. they put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy... crazy? I was crazy once. They out me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room sith rats. And rats make me crazy... CRAZY?

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u/Annual_Fisherman_546 1d ago

bro so crazy he doesnt know how to spell once correctly, also, SMII7Y MENTIONED??

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u/Nightsky54_14 1d ago

Ahh damn shit 😭😭😭🙏🏻 nah i'm fixing that

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u/Sour_Dropz 15 1d ago

R u sure he's straight?

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u/ShouTuckerIsTheBest 18 1d ago

Heart stopper, All I'm saying. Well that, and what happened in heart stopper is kinda what happened to me LOL don't give up, but gl :3

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u/theonlymoady 16 1d ago

uh oh.. so u *like like* hiiiiimmm ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

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u/Disastrous_Bag_7326 16 1d ago

Yh ik it's the worst dude

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u/Bulky_Project1210 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

“Im tired of feeling like im fucking crazy” - Lana del rey

Also I understand your troubles good sir

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u/RA1NB0W77 17 1d ago

Oh you sweet baby angel :( 🩷

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u/Wolf_4ever 17 1d ago

Tell him its not gay if its with the homies

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u/CriticalEntrance2612 1d ago

Nor if you have socks on 😉 

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u/Flashy_Personality63 1d ago

Don't forget the no homo

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u/Bulky_Project1210 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

The nor made me laugh out loud

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u/Low_Kaleidoscope5091 13 1d ago

Same, I have a crush on a straight girl 🥲👍

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u/_Zoysauce2823_ 13 1d ago

i feel the same bro, for a straight girl.... 😭 but eventually i got over it.... mostly

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u/Routine-Stop-1433 1d ago

U gotta move on holy shit

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u/Kile1047 1d ago

I might be wrong, but i think bros going insane

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u/blake5739 16 1d ago

canon event

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u/MabiauhpLuluste0443 1d ago

Guys idrk if hes going insane or not

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u/Rubber_Tech_2 17 1d ago

Are you going insane?

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u/Double-Board-6616 1d ago

worst one is having a crush on an aroace.

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u/Electronic-Tap-6346 1d ago

Nah nothing to be worried about, i also had a crush on a guy but think that i was just admiring him

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u/ItsNinja_Pearl 1d ago

Bros mind is on McDonald’s wifi 

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u/Extreme-Camera-9148 15 1d ago

im gay, ur gay, we can we be gay together

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u/Loud_Carpenter_3207 14 1d ago

I think ur gay Idk

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 17 1d ago

God, feel ya, hate having crush on straight girls… 

Especially when they get a boyfriend 😔

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u/EnvironmentalDot2687 1d ago

Oh yeah calm down mate

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u/GramoMiles 20h ago

Bro just ask

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u/ashleka 1d ago

Same

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u/supremacyenjoyer 14 1d ago

bro is verifying his clock

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u/Carl-99999 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

There’s a guy i like and I hope he isn’t straight

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u/Zhenrich86 1d ago

“You all” and aids was started by gays. Heterosexuals start babies and society. Poo comes from butts. Primary school leads to learning this. I’m loving this!! Please keep going!!! ❤️

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u/Anxious_Form3174 13 1d ago

Aint u the one that tried texting me last night?😭

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u/Evil_Nazist 1d ago

Fucking hell your 13?Get out of reddit already

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u/Far_Honey_7685 15 1d ago

you're*, also reddit's Minimum age requirement is 13 so...

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u/AZYZps 15 1d ago

Don't knock until you've tried it

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u/MoonLightsssss 14 1d ago

My penis doesn’t randomly go into a vagina… yours does?

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u/Randomdudefrfr 15 1d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/Zhenrich86 1d ago

I won’t share my trade secrets

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u/RandomGoose26 1d ago

Gay people have existed from the beginning of human history and population continues to grow… nobody is saying that everybody has to be gay so whats your point here?

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u/blake5739 16 1d ago

god put prostate in your ass for a reason, use it. or don't, it's your choice

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u/Zhenrich86 1d ago

Oh great more sodomy love and aids parades

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u/blake5739 16 1d ago

by y'all logic hetero sex = aids since y'all also practice sodomy.

(also we live in 2025 we have the great invention of condoms and prep)

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u/Zhenrich86 1d ago

WHAT LOL you are a woke millennial x 100000

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 17 1d ago

Considering this is a teenage subreddit, I’d hop the people here are woke gen z….

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u/GoldSquid2 3,000,000 Attendee! 1d ago

My gay friend is going to get you pregnant

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u/Deretion 14 1d ago

Brains goes in heads

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 17 1d ago

I think you’ll find that tongues and fingers can go in vaginas 😜 

Which for many people feels much better lol

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u/What_about_Muh_RA 1d ago

Dumbass, penis to vagina is launch punishble on block and is a very easy to react to. But on the other hand is only -7 on block and gives way more oki.

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u/Mathew117 1d ago

Being gay isn’t a mental illness man 😅

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u/Shastlz84 1d ago

Show me the medical source you have that classifies attraction to the same gender as a mental illness. Really, I’m curious. If you’re out here making a bold claims then you better provide some sources, y’know, to educate us of course.

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca 17 1d ago

How would me loving another woman be a mental illness?