Cool thanks I'll let my pancreas know

[u/vvolf_peach]

[u/OnionTamer]

[u/Mr_Pombastic → u/OnionTamer]

Look, just because I'm diabetic doesn't mean I don't see the sweetness in life. I mean... I don't see the sweetness in life, BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M DIABETIC

[u/Far-Tap6478 → u/OnionTamer]

What’s this from😭

[u/OnionTamer → u/Far-Tap6478]

Billy Madison, or Happy Gilmore. I get the 2 titles mixed up. Adam Sandler goes back to school to prove to his dad he isn't a screw up. I am pretty sure that's Billy Madison

[u/Razor-Sharp226 → u/OnionTamer]

It’s Billy Madison. https://youtu.be/hRa-1vuNS1M?si=bkWCPMKeWnUDXiYK

[u/cosmiccycler3]

This might literally be the dumbest shit I've ever read.

[u/No_Cook2983 → u/cosmiccycler3]

DIRING EQUINOX EAT ONE TURNIP INSTILLED WITH APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. BETTER THAN ANY DOCTOR!

[u/AbsolutlelyRelative → u/No_Cook2983]

Instructions unclear the fae are angry.

[u/GL0riouz]

How are they not dead from being hit by a parked car

[u/MiciaRokiri → u/GL0riouz]

I currently have a cough because of my allergies and your comment literally made me squeak as air attempted to escape and a cough kicked in because I was laughing so hard

[u/perseidot → u/GL0riouz]

Thanks for that. My sinuses needed to get an ice water bath as laughed uncontrollably after drinking.

[u/Far-Tap6478 → u/GL0riouz]

Another reply to your comment detailing my humorous physiological response to your joke

[u/ASweetTweetRose]

“Naw, thanks doc, I don’t need those insulin shots. I found the sweetness in life. I’m cured!”

Final last words 🙄

[u/PhoenixDragon666]

oh, wowwwww that is HIGH stupidity levels

[u/[deleted]]

Wouldn't it, metaphysically, be more accurate to say that diabetes is having too much sweetness in life? Like, isn't that the whole point?

Nevermind, I don't know why I'm engaging with this.

[u/BattleGirlChris → u/[deleted]]

Maybe it depends on the type lmao

[u/high_on_acrylic]

Would love to know the metaphysical cause of a hEDS

[u/Caesar_Passing → u/high_on_acrylic]

As a fellow sufferer, I'd say it's a matter of not committing ourselves to potentially beneficial joint partnerships. We need to make up our minds, and stop bending over backwards for the forces that be. There's such a thing as being too flexible, and it destabilizes our personal establishments in life!

[u/high_on_acrylic → u/Caesar_Passing]

Ooo I like this theory, partially because it’s wildly accurate and inaccurate to my own personal life lol

[u/PlaidBastard]

The person saying this getting stabbed with a mechanical pencil, on a metaphysical level, represents a lack of precision and accuracy in their understanding of human metabolic health.

[u/He_Never_Helps_01]

Now THIS is the kinda dumbassery that belongs on this sub

[u/Troglodytes-birb]

10yo me was quite disappointed when I found out that metaphysics has nothing to do with physics whatsoever.

[u/PangolinHenchman]

"On a metaphysical level" - said by someone who apparently doesn't know what metaphysics is

[u/Y0urC0nfusi0nMaster]

On a real level diabetes is technically having too much sweetness in yourself since your insulin doesn’t lessen it lmao

[u/Caesar_Passing]

What in the Walmart discount bin of fucks...

[u/Shin-Kami]

I see 0 sweetness in my life, no diabetes. This is bullshit in both directions.

[u/FishWitch-]

I’m so tired of stupid people

[u/macontac]

May they drown in a vat of honey.

[u/Brilliant_Towel2727]

On a metaphorical level, verbal diarrhea is the result of being too full of shit, and this guy's got a bad case of it.

[u/SkiIsLife45]

My diabetic friend would either laugh out loud or be very upset. IDK which.

[u/perseidot → u/SkiIsLife45]

Depends on how low their blood sugar was at the moment.

[u/SkiIsLife45 → u/perseidot]

Or high. They're generally pretty chill but they and some family members are suing their insurance for not covering the good insulin pumps

[u/HunterBravo1]

So I guess the metaphysical cause of ED is not seeing enough of the hardness in life?

[u/Possible-Departure87]

The Islet of Langerhans are having none of this

[u/Tridia14]

Ohh no. I've been countering the "mental illness is all in your head" argument with "yeah, and diabetes is all in your pancreas." Are you telling me that pancreas comeback is now moot with some people??

[u/imwhateverimis]

Who writes stuff like this and then just. clicks post. How do you get to that point

[u/sc1b0rg]

What is this ???

[u/Swell_Inkwell]

No, more sweetness is not the solution to diabetes, the opposite, actually.

[u/frosty_aligator-993]

"you cant offend both therapists and endocrinologists in one sentence"

the sentence in question

[u/CranberryMission9713]

My husband is Type 1 Diabetic. He’s going to be so stoked when I tell him I found the answer!

[u/HOTasHELL24-7]

Ahh. But it’s only for that metaphysical level diabetes….not the physical level diabetes that real humans have. Gotcha 👍