It’s true, the perfume clapped!

[u/planetyeji]

And of course this was an ad for the perfume.

[u/melonmagellan]

I mean, enough women lost to Reddit that their SO smells like rancid ass so this is a step in the right direction in conjunction with bathing.

Still didn't happen.

[u/Specialist_Pudding_6]

Translation: Someone who fancied me used a random compliment to chat me up. I read waay too much into it.

[u/Dullea619]

It's true, I was the drugs she was on when writing this.

[u/El_Nathan_ → u/Dullea619]

It’s true, I was the perfume

[u/Cynykl]

I had an incident in the 90's with a girl commenting my scent that was so bizzare I dare not type it out because even I would not believe me.

But that incident tells me that this story could be true. although the white text on a photo format used by OOP make the truth of the story far less likely.

[u/SafeOdd1736]

Idk I kinda believe this. As a teen my mom bought me some Sean John cologne (puff daddy’s brand). And a week later I was forcing my high school friends to all fuck each other in something I called a freak off, which is weird because I found out years later puffy was doing the same thing.

[u/-maddy]

what exactly is so outlandish about this

[u/-maddy → u/-maddy]

oh i didn't read the last part.

[u/Excellent_Item_2763]

So he did not know that he liked girls up until the moment he smelled that perfume.

[u/wedidnotno → u/Excellent_Item_2763]

I think it's a girl