r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL Thailand declared war on the United States in 1942. However, the Thai ambassador to the United States refused to deliver the war declaration. As a result, the US simply ignored Thailand's declaration of war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thailand_in_World_War_II#Contrast_of_Thai_and_Japanese_policy
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u/Token_Thai_person 1d ago

After the war, that Ambassador returned to Thailand to become prime minister.

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u/ViciousNakedMoleRat 1d ago

Between 1945 and 1947, he was one of seven Prime Ministers of Thailand, three of whom were the same Person.

He himself became Prime Minister three separate times, for four, one and six months respectively and with two decades between his first and second term.

Within the 13 months between his second and third term, he was replaced by his younger brother.

Thai politics has always been WILD.

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

His younger brother played the Prime Minister of a fictional Southeast Asian country in “The Ugly American” starring Marlon Brando, before he actually became the real Prime Minister of Thailand. Both brothers also represented separate parties at this time.

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u/yoloswagrofl 1d ago

Does everyone get to be Prime Minister in Thailand?

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u/Faiakishi 1d ago

Mom said it's my turn on the Prime Minister of Thailand.

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u/not-skaven-yes-yes 1d ago

Mom said we only have to switch when I die 😡

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u/TexasPeteEnthusiast 1d ago

Crusader Kings Intensifies

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u/MaximumGorilla 1d ago

Moooom! Set a timer!!

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u/BadmiralHarryKim 1d ago

We have the Prime Minister of Thailand at home.

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u/zwandee 16h ago

Interestingly "It's my turn" (in Yoruba) was the unofficial election slogan of the current Nigerian president.

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u/Semido 1d ago

Depends who your parents are

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u/ThePlanck 1d ago

His younger brother played the Prime Minister of a fictional Southeast Asian country in “The Ugly American” starring Marlon Brando, before he actually became the real Prime Minister of Thailand.

The Volodymyr Zelenskyy at home

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u/EldritchPenguin123 1d ago

How do you know this stuff? Can read your source. I want to hiperfixate on this fascinating history for a few hours

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

Being from Thailand and having a Master’s in Intl History helps haha

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u/EldritchPenguin123 1d ago

Could you recommend any books on the topic?

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

The younger brother Kukrit Pramoj is an accomplished author so we tend to learn about him a bit anyway.

If you want some academic books on Thai history, a good beginner would be Thongchai Winichakul’s “Siam Mapped”, then you can carry on from there.

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u/pmp22 1d ago

I just want so say: Thailand and it's people is amazing and a true gift to the world. Thanks for exististing.

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u/mashtato 1d ago

All of this is on Wikipedia.

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u/GreasyPeter 1d ago

Friendly reminder that the President of Ukraine is a man who has previously played the President of Ukraine in a TV show. Difference here being Zelensky is currently on-track to become one of the most celebrated leaders in Ukrainian history.

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u/cannotfoolowls 1d ago

Difference here being Zelensky is currently on-track to become one of the most celebrated leaders in Ukrainian history.

I mean, he doesn't have much competition in recent history.

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u/ColonelJohnMcClane 1d ago

Three decades and then a bunch of Russians or a specific Georgia  lol

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u/Pays4Porn 1d ago

He's named after Volodymyr of Keiv.

Aka "Vladimir The Great"

Aka Prince of Novgorod

Aka Grand Prince of Kiev

Aka Saint Vladimir.

That dude is pretty great, not recent tho.

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u/GozerDGozerian 1d ago

Both brothers also represented separate parties at this time.

Well that must’ve made for some awkward thanksgiving dinners! /s

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u/Gemmabeta 1d ago

The long gap in the middle was due to Thailand's WWII-era (pro-Axis) dictator getting back into power and making nice with the Americans.

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u/TRLegacy 1d ago

Not liking the commies was the only thing that mattered back then

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u/TheBizzleHimself 1d ago

I’d like to speak to the person in charge

Thai ministers: SpiderManPointingMeme.jpg

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u/EldritchPenguin123 1d ago

How do you know this? I want to read your source so I could hyperfixiate for a couple hours

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u/ViciousNakedMoleRat 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wrote a thesis on the Democratic development of Thailand in University and lived / live there on an off.

The easiest way to deep-dive for any lay person is to go to any Wikipedia article on Thai politics (e.g. Politics of Thailand) and to click on all names and events that pop out to you as being of interest.

This list of articles on the various coups d'états should also give you some insight.

Looking into the death of King Ananda Mahidol is also rather interesting.

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 1d ago

Can't you still be arrested for even very mild criticism of the King? Doesn't sound very democratic to me.

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u/Rianorix 14h ago

Yes, same as insulting Thai citizen and legal entity though the sentence for lese majeste is a bit longer and everyone can sue instead of the injured party only for regular folk.

Thus everyone abused the shit out of it against their political rival.

Anyway can you explain the relevancy of lese majeste/defamation law in relation of democracy?

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u/PrrrromotionGiven1 14h ago

You can't have democracy if you don't have the freedom to criticise state officials, up to and including the head of state.

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u/joecarter93 1d ago

Even now the seem to have a military coup every few years , but it still manages to be a stable country and the military returns it to democracy.

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u/Terrariola 1d ago

The military does not, in fact, return it to democracy. At best, it's been a hybrid regime for the last several decades.

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u/jakejensenonline 1d ago

u/ViciousNakedMoleRat please confirm if the last part of this statement is true ?

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u/coming_up_in_May 1d ago

It's not, they installed something like 60% of the senators, who decide who gets to be prime minister. In the last elections, the person who won and was slated to be prime minister was rejected by the military appointed senators and now a corrupt businessman's daughter is prime minister instead

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u/Atxlvr 1d ago

sounds like chile in the 70/80s

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u/GozerDGozerian 1d ago

This reads like one of those brain teaser logic riddles.

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u/Gregus1032 1d ago

Sounds like a trap.

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u/NikEy 1d ago

The prime minister's name? Albert Einstein

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u/sexy-porn 1d ago

They’ve have 13 successful and 9 unsuccessful coups in the last 100 years. So a coup every five years or so.

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u/RaccoonDoor 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/dongeckoj 1d ago

Three times! Definitely knew which way the wind was blowing

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u/MalevolntCatastrophe 1d ago

Yeah, he definitely knew how to keep Thailand out of the way of the US war machine!

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u/C_Gull27 1d ago

I mean he saved Thailand from getting the shit bombed out of them for 3 years I'd vote for him too

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u/Token_Thai_person 1d ago

Narrator : he did not saved Thailand from getting the shit bombed out of it.

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u/nungibubba 1d ago

Yall still got bombed tf out 😔

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u/dragnabbit 1d ago

When the U.S. wanted to firebomb Tokyo, they needed a city to test their ammunition on. They concluded that Bangkok was the closest Japanese-occupied city in terms of geography and building construction.

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u/Several_Vanilla8916 1d ago

I mean…his decision making abilities seemed to have been top notch.

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u/dragnabbit 1d ago

Thailand kind of hedged their bets in World War 2. They had a pro-Japanese government that stuck around in Bangkok and kissed ass for a few years, and they had a anti-Japanese government that was working in the background and ready to take over if/when the Japanese were finally beaten.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 1d ago

Excellent username

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u/kog 1d ago

My first thought was "smart move by the ambassador", glad Thailand apparently agreed

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u/xXprayerwarrior69Xx 1d ago

And that kids name ? Albert Einstein

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u/DerRaumdenker 1d ago

the ambassador: since it was a stupid ass decision I decided to ignore it

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u/Anlarb 1d ago

Listen, I hear you, but trust me bro I am doing you a favor here.

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u/AromaticStrike9 1d ago

“I recognize the council has made a decision. But given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.”

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u/300Savage 1d ago

It was actually a way to avoid being completely taken over by Japan. Japan had invaded so they could build the Thailand-Burma Railway - upon which the movie "The Bridge over the River Kwai" was based (in Kanchanaburi). Thailand didn't want to be at war with the allies, but it also didn't want to completely lose it's sovereignty. It's the only country in SE Asia that has kept it's sovereignty intact for the duration of its existence.

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u/Pacifist_Socialist 1d ago

I'm sick of these mother FUCKING wars on this MOTHER FUCKING EARTH

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u/GreyhoundOne 1d ago

Big Thai Energy

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u/Zengjia 1d ago

General Misquoti!

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u/Gemmabeta 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thailand was an Imperial Japanese puppet state in WWII. The Americans probably considered that declaration of war a bit redundant.

And then Thailand went ahead and invaded British Burma, British Malaya, Laos and Cambodia on behalf of the Axis, so it's not like anyone is unsure who is at war with whom here.

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u/Suspicious-Word-7589 1d ago

Like how Japan did not recognise the Polish declaration of war.

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u/DeCounter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Poland is a bit different. While it was generally accepted that Thailand was a puppet, they still existed as a legal entity. Germany however claimed that Poland had ceased to exist when it was split by the Soviets and nazis. So recognizing the declaration would have defacto recognized the legal entity of Poland. Japan could just ignore Poland obviously so they did and not anger the Nazis.

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u/Ironside_Grey 22h ago

Japan also had very good relations with Poland in the Interwar Period, (both were wary of the Soviets) and Japan didn't think a government based in London could refuse to declare war if the UK told them to, so they declined the declaration of war.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 1d ago

Not only redundant but not also not representative of the actual feelings of the Thai people.

We probably decided that defeating Japan would solve the issue.

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u/MajesticBread9147 1d ago

Also I imagine Thailand's air force was not capable of being within striking distance of Hawaii

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u/thebigmanhastherock 1d ago

Yes that was years before they had their ace pilot Air Marshall Fufu!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fufu_(dog)

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u/Special_Loan8725 1d ago

How are there no pictures.

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u/ahappypoop 1d ago

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u/Special_Loan8725 1d ago

Soooo much better than I was even expecting.

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u/kodos4444 1d ago

Air Chief Marshal Fufu in all his glory.

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u/Tovarish_Petrov 1d ago

There is even a video on wikileaks, but it will make the man sad and give you 30 years in a Thai jail.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's significantly understating things.

They were flying less than 100 aircraft and didn't even have enough qualified pilots to put them all in the air at the same time when Japan invaded.

They were rarely flying outside their own borders.

Japan gave them some more modern planes but they still lacked the pilots to make any significant contribution to the war beyond protecting Japanese forces on Thai territory.

Thailand was neutral until it was invaded and they weren't motivated to help Japan win after they invaded beyond the fact that no one wanted to be executed for refusing an order.

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u/Gemmabeta 1d ago

not representative of the actual feelings of the Thai people.

Well, aside from the part where Thailand invaded literally every country surrounding them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thailand_in_World_War_II#Thai_Annexed_Territories

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u/KS-RawDog69 1d ago

We probably decided that defeating Japan would solve the issue.

Bet when they saw our grand finale that ambassador was like "I'm a genius."

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

Not really a puppet state since Japan didn’t have control over their internal affairs, though it was a pretty domineering alliance in the same was Germany was over Italy.

Thailand did convince the US they were occupied territory instead so that they wouldn’t get the full brunt of the repercussions that an independent belligerent state would.

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u/DreiImWeggla 1d ago

Asian Austria

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

I would say they were more like Italy in more ways than one.

Besides WWII, the Thai dictator at the time really liked Mussolini and his fascist policies and sought to emulate them in Thailand in many ways. He even hired Italian architects to design buildings and monuments like the Victory Monument shaped like a Roman obelisk.

The main difference was that the dictator survived and even went on to serve a longer second term with US support as Thailand’s longest serving Prime Minister.

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u/Wild_Marker 1d ago

The main difference was that the dictator survived and even went on to serve a longer second term with US support as Thailand’s longest serving Prime Minister.

"Mussolini? Never heard of 'im, I'm more like that Franco fella"

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

By that point the US were more concerned about the Communists so they happily ignored the fact that this was the guy who declared war on them. He seemed to have toned his fascism down a lot before he himself got ousted in a coup.

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u/brainhack3r 1d ago

It's funny because Thailand has sort of a internal fairy tale that they were never at war (in modern times) and was never colonized.

When I lived there I heard multiple Thais mention it.

They must be teaching it at schools?

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u/Yglorba 1d ago

According to the linked Wikipedia article, it's more that by pretending that the ambassador (who hated Japan) still officially represented Thailand, they could give him control over seized Thai assets, which he then spent to weaken Japan in various ways.

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u/AzuleEyes 1d ago

BLASPHEMOUS

Thailand was a willing member of The Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.

/s

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u/YakumoYamato 1d ago

Thailand in 1945 when they hear the news of US finally landed nearby...

...in Indonesia: 😲

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u/acur1231 1d ago

In 1945 the British had retaken Burma and were about to push on Bangkok overland.

The Thais were lucky the war ended when it did.

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u/WeDriftEternal 1d ago

The Thai military and govt were actually plotting to switch sides, and were coordinating with the allies to do so in early fall 1945. Thai politics are all over the place. But the war ended before this happened. The Brits were still pretty mad at Thailand after the war, as they were fighting them in Burma, which is one of the many reasons Thailand moved towards the US.

But yeah. It would have been a combined Thai, allied force fighting in Thailand against the Japanese who at that point were basically an occupation force.

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u/graphiccsp 1d ago edited 1d ago

Gotta say I find it downright quaint to see "The British/French are mad at what they did" when it comes to Southeast Asia. Considering what those 2 countries have done in that area. 

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u/os_2342 17h ago

Dont leave the Dutch out of this!

They fought the Indonesians for years after the Japanese surrendered.

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u/graphiccsp 9h ago

That too. I knew the Dutch were also around that area but wasn't too clear about how extensive (or destructive) their presence was.

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u/mudkiptoucher93 1d ago edited 1d ago

Someone declared war on you? Just ignore them., they can't do war without your permission

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u/jesuspoopmonster 1d ago

I've had that happen in Civilization games. Some country declares war on me but they are on the other side of the world. Like 20 turns later I end up blowing up some boats that finally made it to my territory and we make a peace deal

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u/Blenderx06 1d ago

That's usually what I do!

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u/Vanislandguy 1d ago

December 7, 1941 would like to disagree with that. No declaration or permission

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u/thethirdllama 1d ago

It's like avoiding a process server. Can't be in a lawsuit if they can't get the papers in your hand!

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u/TheosXBL 1d ago

Hit with the classic "Nuhuh"

Nice

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u/TheJoePilato 1d ago

My favorite bit of Thai history (as a non-professional enjoyer of odd history) is that in the mid-1600s, a new Thai king (Phra Narai) who was particularly open and curious invited every country he could contact to send diplomats. The French sent some who were impressed by the opulence of this king, then Thailand sent diplomats to France in return. With them, they brought two silver cannons. The French king at the time, Louis XIV, had heard of the opulence of the Thai court and wanted to outdo them, so he built the palace up like he was a god-king in order to receive them in style (it worked: they said they couldn't imagine a greater place on earth).

The wealth needed to maintain this new level of luxury could easily be tied to the revolution that came soon to France, during which the political prison of The Bastille was stormed by citizens. When trying to breach the walls, they had nothing but small arms so they started looking around until they found two silver cannons, still in great working order. They used these to fire on the prison and eventually the garrison inside surrendered (the commander of the garrison was dragged away in a storm of abuse until he eventually cried "enough! let me die!" and kicked someone nearby in the balls, causing the mob to finish him off).

Back in Thailand, the open policies of Narai were criticized by political opponents so when he died, his foreign advisers were killed or imprisoned, a new regime took over, and the newly built French embassy was burnt to the ground. So much for that fun little international friendship.

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u/jonitfcfan 1d ago

the commander of the garrison was dragged away in a storm of abuse until he eventually cried "enough! let me die!" and kicked someone nearby in the balls, causing the mob to finish him off

My favourite bit of the story

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u/ValorMorghulis 1d ago

My favorite bit of history is the King of Thailand offering to send war elephants to Abraham Lincoln; he declined.

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u/julius_cornelius 17h ago

As a French non-professional enjoyer of history I never heard of those cannons and had to dig some French sources to learn more about them. Thanks for bringing them up. I learnt a lot.

I do however want to point out to add some details in the story written here.

About the cause of the Revolution:

Louis XIV died in 1715, 74 years before the Revolution started. It is true that his spending habit (in particular waging war across Europe) left the finances of the kingdom in shambles. At that time France was in debt to the equivalent of a decade’s worth of fiscal income. After his death the Regent and then Louis XV worked hard to balance the finances. In particular Louis XV rather unsuccessfully tried to pass legislation that would expand taxation to every subject of the kingdom (back then nobles and clergy did not pay taxes). There was also a lot of pushback from the king’s cabinet to turn the country into a trading nation like (nowadays) Netherlands. The focus was thus put on agriculture and in particular growing grain while having a protectionist stance. By 1764 major efforts were made and by 1775 the tax revenue was greatly increase and debt reduced.

That context being set nowadays historian seem to agree that on the financial side the main reason of the Revolution are:

  • Overspending of the crown in particular in the Seven years war and supporting the American Revolution

  • Loss of tax revenue from lost colonies and the ability more to develop existing ones

  • Limited of tax revenue based on solely taxing the Third State (commoners)

  • Terrible weather condition that led to terrible crop yields prior to the Revolution and this inflation

(There are of course more specific ones liké devaluation of currency, lack of trade, etc)

The point here is to say: « Yes the Sun King did overspend but we can’t say that directly led to the Revolution »

About De Launay:

I was not able to find any primary sources about the « Enough! Let me Die! » part. From what I could find there is even discussion if the kick to Desnot’s groin even happened. But there is no doubt that he was lunched by the mob. If you have any trusted sources I would love to take a look.

About the cannons:

Reading about the cannons, several English sources seem to imply the cannons were IN the Bastille. As written here by you (u/thejoepilato) the cannon were actually used to try to conquer the prison. The cannons were originally kept as decorative pieces at the Garde Meuble Royal (Royal Furniture Storage) near what is today the Place de la Concorde. On the 13th of July 1789, after altercation with Royal troops, and a fear that mercenaries would be sent to secure Paris, the Parisian decided to try to secure weapons to defend themselves. They stormed the Garde Meuble and seized many weapons (often obsolete ones), including a bunch of cannons and transfered a bunch Place de Grève (where the city hall is).

They however couldn’t secure enough ammunition nor black powder and thus decided to seize it from the Bastille the next day. It seems that both cannons were separately brought to the scene and used with a few others. But from reports they were more for scare tactics than actual impactful uses as their placement was not made to his any strategic spots.

If you read French this source (a little old; dating from 1985) is pretty interesting and very detailed.

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u/TheJoePilato 8h ago

My source is Thai writer Ken Mathis Lohatepanont and I'm afraid that's the depth of the research I did, so I can't give you more than that. But if you two get together and talk this out, I'd love to listen.

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u/RedShirtCashion 1d ago

Thailand: “I declare war.”

America: “No.”

Thailand: “But I declared war.”

America: “So?”

Thailand: “That doesn’t make sense.”

America: “I don’t care.”

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u/mashtato 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why not?

I don't want to.

But I'm gonna battle you.

Too bad.

Wh... ???

Source for those who don't know.

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u/isthmusofkra 1d ago

Isn't that like... treason?

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

He did help organize the Free Thai Movement which was the Thai underground resistance, so kinda

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u/KSJ15831 1d ago

Only if you lose.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 1d ago

A similar thing happened in WW2 with Poland and Japan. The Polish government in exile declared war on Japan as a symbolic gesture. Japan said they liked Poland and refused to accept it

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u/LegitimateBeing2 1d ago

Thailand: we declare war!

The US: sure you do kiddo, sure you do

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u/Reasonable_Air3580 1d ago

"they declared war? We'll bomb that whole country into..."

"Sir, the ladyboys"

"On second thought, we're just going to ignore they ever said that"

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u/Ok-Telephone-605 1d ago

The Allies did bomb Thailand. Bangkok was one of the first targets in Asia based on its location and relatively little defense.

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u/Nazamroth 1d ago

I'll never get over the fact that it is called Bangkok.

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u/666azalias 1d ago

It's not really. Thai people universally give it the nickname Grungtehp/Krungtehp which is short for it's ridiculously long formal name.

Only foreigners and tourists call it Bangkok.

The country has also been trying to get the name changed in international usage with limited success. They replaced some signs while I was living there.

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u/Effective_Dust_177 1d ago

The short form Krungthep means "City of Angels."

Edit: u/ARightDastard beat me to it.

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u/AkumaBengoshi 1d ago

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

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u/RicoSuave42069 1d ago

wow i thought you were bullshitting but no it's serious!

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u/ARightDastard 1d ago

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit

City of Angels? That ain't no stinkin' Los Angeles! /s

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u/velligoose 1d ago

Funny story. There’s a city in northeastern Thailand called Roi Et. The ‘l’ and ‘r’ sounds in Thai are somewhat interchangeable, and the ‘e’ vowel is pronounced like an English ‘a’, so Roi Et is commonly (and jokingly) referred to as L.A. (specifically referencing Los Angeles).

I tell Thai people that the full name of L.A. is Los Angeles, which in Spanish means ‘city of angels’, so it’s actually more appropriate to call Bangkok L.A. since the city name in Thai is Krungthep, literally the ‘city of angels’, than Roi Et, but I usually just get a blank stare in return (probably not as cool of a linguistic curiosity to others as it is to me).

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u/ARightDastard 1d ago

That is a VERY cool bit of linguistic curiosity, thank you!

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u/The_Whipping_Post 1d ago

There's a city in Turkey called Batman

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u/MavEtJu 1d ago

Also a suburb in Victoria, Australia.

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u/Ok-Telephone-605 1d ago

“Bang” is actually a fairly common place name in Thailand. There are Bangkok suburbs called Bang Wa, Bang Na, and Bang Sue to name a few. It’s a great city but, yeah, the internationally recognized name is a bit ironic given its reputation.

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u/Nazamroth 1d ago

Not sure I would dare to Bang Sue in Thailand to be honest...

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 1d ago

More of a Bang Na than a Bang Wa you could say.

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u/acur1231 1d ago

Bangkok was bombed by the British and Americans.

Just because they weren't formally at war doesn't mean they weren't members of the Axis.

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u/cyriustalk 1d ago

You can't get mad at them really with their capital name.

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u/Reasonable_Air3580 1d ago

Confucius say, "unfortunate is man who runs into wall with erection, and bangs nose before he Bangkok"

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u/TiberiusDrexelus 1d ago

spent a good 10 years getting ball-tapped by my dad from this joke

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u/Professional-Box4153 1d ago

Thailand: "I'm breaking up with you."

US: "No."

It kinda has the same energy.

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u/frolix42 1d ago

More like

"OK...who are you again?"

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever 1d ago

"Yeah, I'm not telling them that. ...you uh, you have any other messages?"

~Ambassador

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u/According-Try3201 1d ago

just imagine this is how every war would get prevented

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u/couplingrhino 1d ago

Remember kids, they can't war you if you don't consent!

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u/Both_Lychee_1708 1d ago

looks at telegram

"Nope"

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u/kclineman 1d ago

I proposed to Scarlett Johansson in 2008. She hasn't said no

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u/xX609s-hartXx 1d ago

They also declared war on France, captured a part of their neighbouring colony and even got to keep it after the war!

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u/III-V 1d ago

That article is the most poorly written I have ever seen. So many sentence fragments.

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u/Sensei_bas 1d ago

But then Thailland just kinda forgot?

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

There was a lot of stuff going on…

Completely understandable.

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u/Sensei_bas 1d ago

Can’t expect people to remember everything right?

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u/Kettle_Whistle_ 1d ago

I mean, unless you keep a good diary, things in life drift from recollection.

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u/Old-Yogurtcloset-468 1d ago

The Thai ambassador saved Thailand from being attacked by the US. He did a good thing.

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u/Skrim 1d ago

Not quite. The Thai declaration of war came after allied bombing raids on Bangkok. It might have played into the lenient treatment after the war though, but there were multiple other reasons for that as well.

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u/Intelligent_Pie_9102 1d ago

The most interesting part is left out of the TIL

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u/thatdudewithknees 1d ago

Most of which that the Cold War was starting and Thailand conveniently was a perfect place to put an airbase

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u/Skrim 1d ago edited 1d ago

A bit early for that. While Britain did station an air wing at Don Mueang for a while during their mission to disarm the Japanese, most of those planes were gone by the next year. AFAIK the US didn't deploy any combat aircraft to Thailand until 1960 or 61, and that was a fairly covert affair at the time. The CIA did operate aircraft out of Thailand prior to that though.

I'm sure the US appreciated the lack of a delivered declaration of war and that Regent Pridi Banomyong refused to sign it. Carrying even more weight though was Pridi Banomyong co-operation with the allies through his clandestine Free Thai Movement during the war. By the war's end the majority of the government were members of that network and Pridi Banomyong declared the war declaration itself unconstitutional. Because of this Thailand didn't need to surrender and were treated more akin to Denmark in the aftermath.

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u/Darmok47 7h ago

The US bombed Bangkok multiple times with B-29s in 1944, so not really.

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u/Old-Yogurtcloset-468 4h ago

It could have been worse. Much worse.

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u/TigreWulph 1d ago

This is how our country/government should be handling Trump. Just nod and then ignore whatever he said. Sadly he's just a symptom of a greater problem.

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u/RadioTunnel 1d ago

Three years later the rest of Thailand be like "you know what, well done for not declaring war for us, good call"

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u/Charming-Lychee-9031 1d ago

am I a joke to you?

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u/JMS1991 1d ago

Ambassador sees US factories churning out planes and bombs, then turns around to look at Japan.*

"You're on your own, chief."

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u/476845 1d ago

Happy endings....

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u/Thin-Rip-3686 1d ago

“You had one job, what happened?”

“Too Thai-erred”.

I’ll see myself out.

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u/JGG5 1d ago

“So if the declaration was never delivered and no shots were ever fired, who won the war?”

“Let’s just call it a Thai.”

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u/digitalscale 1d ago

Don't give me that "too Thai-ered" sawadee krap. Massaman up.

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u/Royal_Tourist3584 1d ago

Look what you did. We're all Thai-ed up in puns now.

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u/APiousCultist 1d ago

Thailand: This document is a formal document of w-

The US: TL;DR, lol

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In 1d ago

Occupied by Japan at that time....everyone forgets to mention that for some reason.

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u/ActafianSeriactas 1d ago

Mostly because it was a bit more complicated in that Thailand wasn’t a typical Japanese puppet-state and had bilateral relations with Japan the same way Finland and Germany did.

Basically everyone even at the time saw Thailand as the “Italy of Asia”.

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u/XROOR 1d ago

In 1945, Thailand became “Siam” for a bit then changed back.

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u/just_some_guy65 1d ago

Thailand : "Hold me back or I will do real damage"

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u/HardSteelRain 1d ago

Do they still want to go?

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u/imtooscaredtopost00 1d ago

What Youtube video did OP just watch?

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u/Boopy7 1d ago

omg this is such a sad little smack-down that never was, I must know more.

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u/GrimmRadiance 1d ago

War were declared

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u/WillyMonty 1d ago

The US did kind of have a lot on their plate at the time…

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u/XinGst 1d ago

Can't even defend ourselves from japan yet the audacity of whoever order that..

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u/TheMaskedTom 1d ago

I mean, it was probably the Japanese.

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u/BanjoTCat 1d ago

"Wait, you're declaring what? Sorry, I'm going into a tunnel, you're breaking up. I'll call you back later. You can tell me all about it then."

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u/galaxnordist 1d ago

- USA sends aerial raid over Thailand, bombs Bangkok

  • Thailand acknowledges there is a state of war between USA and Thailand
  • USA : (crickets)

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u/mrblahblahblah 1d ago

So my wife is Thai and there's a huge gap in education

they don't teach WW2 or at least she didnt learn about it. I've been slowly trying to educate her

" these were the Nazis honey, your country was aligned with them"

" mai khap "

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u/In_a_silentway 1d ago

Yea, I am in Thailand now. They only teach Thai history in school so they never even learn about WWI and WWII(Except if they went to an international school).

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u/cakestabber 1d ago

It's been a couple of decades since I was in school (went to an int'l school in Bangkok), but I recall that the compulsory "Thai history" course we non-Thais had to take (which was separate from the general history/social studies course) was also highly sanitized - especially about the events at around that time. I recall we were taught that Thailand was "allied under duress" with Japan - basically, either ally with us, or we'll occupy you.

The truth, of course, is far more complicated, and it wasn't something we were formally taught. I've always been interested in history, so it was something I learned on my own time, reading my own books.

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u/GarageIndependent114 1d ago

Is he still alive?

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u/ChoiceResort8145 1d ago

What would Thailand have been able to do to us in 1942? Anything?

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u/Dunsmuir 1d ago

When you declare war and they don't even notice. Such disrespect.

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 1d ago

We didn't even bother pulling an Indiana Jones and just bomb them and walk away, lol. Oof. I bet they were like, "Ok, then. See, the US is backing down, we win!"

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u/that_one_wierd_guy 1d ago

since the declaration was ignored, was it retracted? if not I'm assuming since it got ignored not peac treaty/accord was ever signed. so is thailand still technically at war with the u.s.?

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago

So, did they ever rescind the war declaration... or are we still technically at war with Thailand?

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u/HawkofNight 21h ago

They didnt say it, they declared it.

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u/WoogiemanSam 13h ago

Keep in mind that Japan didn’t pop-up out of no where in WW2. They spent over a decade conquesting southeast asia prior to the official start of the global war. Thailand wasn’t acting autonomously by this point.

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u/NitroCaliber 9h ago

I guess he made sure he got Thai'd up.

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u/Old-Section-3851 8h ago

"War"

"Nah"

"Understandable have a nice day"

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u/SkullDump 1d ago

They might have ignored it militarily but I’m pretty sure they would taken it seriously in areas such as issuing travel warnings to US citizens etc.

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u/2ByteTheDecker 1d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure that US civilians were likely avoiding SE Asia during 1942....

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u/DaBoelterGuy 1d ago

You're gonna invade TAAIWAAAN?

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u/aWeaselNamedFee 1d ago

They got that bombing they were yearning for a couple decades later