r/todayilearned 1d ago

TIL beaver dams saved a wetland in the Czech Republic. The government was planning to do the same thing, but the bureaucracy took too long. The dams saved $1.2 million.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic
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u/TheShakyHandsMan 1d ago

Beavers are going to inherit the world after we’ve destroyed it.

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u/Joe_Jeep 1d ago

There's a fun little city builder game based on this very idea called Timberborn. 

Dams and water Management are a big part of it

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 1d ago

Very fun game. I’ve put a few hundred hours into it!

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u/Faxon 1d ago

I just got it last week during the Steam city builder sale event, and I'm fucking loving it. One of the members of my gaming org knows the developer (it's a single dude), and I honestly can't believe how far he's gotten on this game all by himself. It's still technically in early access but it plays like a release game in terms of functionality, haven't had any performance issues or bugs on my build, though admittedly I'm running a 9950x3D with 64gb of RAM and my old 2080ti, and a new Samsung 9100 PRO 4tb, so I should not be having any performance issues other than a bit of frame drop when my city gets enormous (gonna probably go get an RTX5080 today or tomorrow as well since prices are gonna go up again soon).

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u/Retoris 13h ago

I love how the conversation was about beavers and in just two comments it derived to you giving your PC specs and mentioning the graphic cards market.

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u/RealEstateDuck 1d ago

Beaverhkiin, Beaverhkiin naal ok zin los vahriin Wahdein vokul mahfaeraak ast vaal

Oooooaaaaaaaaa

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 1d ago

Imagine what NA looked like before the fur trappers got to it…

Minimum 60 million beavers spread across North America, damning every river and stream they could. Estimates could put the population closer to 300 million.

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u/alexwasashrimp 1d ago

damning every river and stream they could

That's dark.

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 1d ago

Hahaha that’s a funny autocorrect! I use damn more than dam or damming. So…

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u/trainbrain27 1d ago

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u/AdditionalAmoeba6358 1d ago

Can I admit that I’m a little disappointed that wasn’t some kind of 70s porn?

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u/Johannes_P 1d ago

But they made very nice hats.

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u/hardyflashier 1d ago

They do a dam good job.

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u/lolas_coffee 8h ago

Beavers have been parachuted into areas to fix shit.

Beavers are studs.

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u/courier31 1d ago

I have read that the American southwest looked radically different till beavers were hunted to extinction in that area.

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u/Mama_Skip 1d ago edited 1d ago

That sounds about right. I can imagine a fragile wetlands ecosystem being common.

In a similar but opposite way, the middle east actually used to be wetland floodplains until Turkey and Iran dammed up major parts of the Eurphrates and Tigris, solidifying the barren desert region we think of the middle east today. Oh and it was like that until the 50s-70s lol. The desertification of the Near East is a recent phenomenon, and there's likely still old people kicking around that remember the lush plains of their youth.

Human dams are awful for the environment. Beaver dams create life. Turns out we're worse engineers than a bunch of large rodents.

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u/gmishaolem 1d ago

Human dams are awful for the environment. Beaver dams create life. Turns out we're worse engineers than a bunch of large rodents.

Not really: It's just that they evolved in concert with what they were doing, so bad dams or dams with bad effects had immediate results and were self-solving problems, whereas we use our other technology to avoid or mitigate the damage our decisions do, so the consequences don't result in us backing off.

Beavers don't have the human luxury of pushing consequences to future generations.

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u/bunjay 1d ago

There's evidence that southern Mesopotamia started experienced desertification not long after large scale irrigation began. About 4000 years ago.

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u/ShopIndividual7207 1d ago

The motto of the government is ALAP

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u/quackerzdb 1d ago

All Lemons, Apples, and Pears.

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u/Mama_Skip 1d ago

A Little Asshole Pony

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u/lolas_coffee 8h ago

I've always heard it as "All Lemons. Alan, Please!!"

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u/gmishaolem 1d ago

ALAP: "As long as possible."

They probably didn't actually want to "fix" it and dragged it out on purpose.

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u/CarrotChunx 1d ago

Well timed. International beaver appreciation day is April 7th.

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u/misterfletcherr 1d ago

Some of us appreciate beaver everyday

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u/CarrotChunx 1d ago

Every day is beaver appreciation day whe you appreciate beavers every day!

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u/ChasseGalery 1d ago

TIL in r/todayilearned.

Thank you!

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u/NocturnalPermission 1d ago

“Fine. Well do it ourselves.” -beavers

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u/KRB52 1d ago

Subject matter experts.

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u/Peterowsky 1d ago

Which honestly just shows how tiny of a project was needed.

US$ 1.2 million is pennies as far as any significant infrastructure project goes. And if that somehow managed to include all the necessary studies, data gathering, analysis, project and construction it can't have been sizeable.

Hell, a 2-lane road in the middle of nowhere is supposed to cost two to three times that much per mile .

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u/FrungyLeague 20h ago

Yeah that's what jumped out at me. Was the "dam" like a footbridge across a stream or something??

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u/Guinness1995 1d ago

I think beavers were introduced more widely in the European wild to restore nature.

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u/harryjrr 1d ago

Dam fine job

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u/black_flag_4ever 1d ago

You see that, you freeloading badgers!

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u/KUweatherman 1d ago

Those dam beavers saving the dam taxpayers money with their dam building due to dam bureaucracy.

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u/kshump 22h ago

Leave it to beavers.

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u/concentrated-amazing 1d ago

Where's a link to the letter about the "dam beavers" when you need it!

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u/FunDog2016 1d ago

Beavers see flowing water, and say, "NOT today ... hold my beer!"

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u/yeontura 1d ago

Guess who else read the Did You Know section of the English Wikipedia lol

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u/Popular_Cost_1140 1d ago

What, is that like illegal or something?

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u/VikingSlayer 1d ago

It's a good place to learn something new, maybe even share it in a community for new things you've learned on a given day, whatever that might be called.

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u/helpusdrzaius 1d ago

hooray bureaucracy?

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u/ANALyzeThis69420 1d ago

2 Legit 2 Quit.

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u/Puzzled-Wind9286 1d ago

Go beavers!

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u/CCV21 23h ago

Why aren't beavers running things?