r/todayilearned 2d ago

TIL that Eva Longaria spent 6 million dollars saving a film after her agent told her it was the right call. She now says its the best money she ever spent. That film? John Wick

https://variety.com/2024/film/news/eva-longoria-john-wick-checks-1236196504/
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u/diywayne 2d ago

I normally fuck off for free...so I'm open to negotiation

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u/ihatereddot 2d ago

fuck off I got work to do

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u/resolvetomajor 2d ago

Easy there, heavy metal dick.

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u/ihatereddot 2d ago

It says you're fucked in the head, because you are.

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u/Revenant690 2d ago

Sorry, there is a $20 "Wayne" tariff and a $20 convenience "fucking off" fee.... With tax and a mandatory tip that's $100.

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u/InRainWeTrust 2d ago

Oh god... you brought back the cringe memories from back when "wayne" was a thing... why you do that.

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u/MarkOfTheSnark 2d ago

Lil Wayne still the GOAT though

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u/I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK 2d ago

U wunt sum fuk?

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u/NotChoBro 2d ago

Cyrus!

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u/ihatereddot 2d ago

It says dick, and the arrow points right to cyrus

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u/TurtleHeadPrairieDog 2d ago

Safety always off

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u/ArmyOfDix 2d ago

I can do that...

...for money.

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u/dfsvegas 2d ago

Shit, I've paid to fuck off...