r/trees • u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet • 1d ago

Food Got stoned before going to the library: comment a page number and I'll respond with the dish. The most up voted dish in the morning is what I'll grill tomorrow evening.

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u/notoriousbdr 1d ago

69 because I'm a fool 😎

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Classic, which is fitting because your recipe is Carne Asada Clásica

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u/_______woohoo 1d ago

thats whats on page 69? 😭😭😭 they know what they doing

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u/vyyi 1d ago

NOOO YOU STOLE MY MUMBER

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

I got it now.

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

You can have a chance to reacquire it from me in a Medievil Germanic Trial of Combat.

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u/vyyi 1d ago

how abt a tactic from a little later on in germany 🌝 maybe around the time period of 1933–1945🌝

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

That’s so harsh.

There’s really no need for that.

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u/vyyi 1d ago

if my humor is too much for thy then do not reply

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

You lil……Now you better listen.

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

I’m a big fan of the blitzkrieg tac tic but not genocide so I’m not sure which one you’re referring to.

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u/vyyi 1d ago

it’s not genocide if it’s a 1v1 on who survives the longest in the chamber

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

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u/vyyi 1d ago

what if instead of deadly gas it’s a system burning pounds of weed on stop and just hotboxing you in it, does that sound more appealing to you

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

Sounds like you wouldn’t survive.

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u/vyyi 1d ago

is this a bet 🌝

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

Tell you what.

As long as sideshow bob doesn’t kill me after you got a deal.

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

would that be ok?

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u/vyyi 1d ago

of course 🗣️

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u/nimsu 1d ago

It's the only right answer

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u/TairaTLG 1d ago

A fool with good taste

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u/HeavyTumbleweed778 22h ago

I'll never stop laughing at 69. Even if I'm too fat to do it.

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u/rhymesayeth 1d ago

82

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

82 looks mouthwatering. You got Salsa Borracha Ribs.

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u/XIII_504 1d ago

42 👨🏻‍🚀

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Guacamole Tatemado en Molcajete

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u/XIII_504 1d ago

Oooh you might not grill guac but you might as well make some to go along 😮‍💨

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

The recipe just has you grilling the onion to char them. I mean, may as well since I will be at the grill anyways

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u/wiscoqueef 1d ago

250

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

You got Smoky Paloma

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u/wiscoqueef 1d ago

Perfect a drink to go with the meal!

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u/djazzie 1d ago

Or the name of an old hooker!

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u/CoyoteBalls 1d ago

Page 56

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Grilled Salpicón Tostadas

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u/Sure_Friendship2273 1d ago

22!

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

This is on me but recipes start at page 35.

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u/Short_Response8520 1d ago

86

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Citrus and Oregano Pollo Asado

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u/Short_Response8520 1d ago

That sounds soooo good!

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u/sullyoftheboro I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1d ago

Page 44

Fun idea, BTW!

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Papas Caseras en Bolsa. They're literally just potato chips and dont require a grill, lol. Feel free to choose another if you like!

And thank you, I thought it would be a cool way to interact with my people.

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u/sullyoftheboro I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1d ago

no, that's perfect actually. one of my favorite pasta dishes only has 4 ingredients with one of them being the water used to boil it. I love simple.

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u/macyntyre 13h ago

Care to share the recipe? I'm intrigued what the other 3 ingredients are!

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u/sullyoftheboro I Roll Joints for Gnomes 10h ago

you've possibly heard of it, called Cacio e Pepe and just pasta with hard pecorino Romano hand grated with black pepper. I'd link a recipe but noticed a lot of pop ups so if you google it you'll find it. some people add butter, that's not the real recipe but everyone is different and it likely tastes good too. don't use pre grated cheese as it can cake. and milled pepper tastes a little better.

I hope folks discover something new that they like.

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u/2muchluvin 1d ago

24

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Recipes start on page 35, thats my bad. Feel free to try another.

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u/2muchluvin 1d ago

its okay! 66 😁

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

I want to try this one. Your recipe is Michelada Carne Asada!

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u/2muchluvin 1d ago

i hope i win, that sounds so fireeeee

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u/flapjackelope 1d ago

Hey just a heads up, if that's the book I think it is, it's a fucking gold. Find the adobado recipe and write it down. Commit it to memory.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 22h ago

Take a picture with their phone....who writes things down now a days?

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u/flapjackelope 20h ago

People that wanna commit shit to memory lol

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u/Alive_Cry_6424 1d ago

Last page

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Last page, page 263, your recipe is: Grilled Plantains con Pina y Rompope

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u/Aggravating-Angle643 1d ago

That’s dope as idea

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u/Bitter-Fish-5249 1d ago

Im digging this post and just waiting for all the responses..thanks op. As a Latino, this warms my heart. I need a library card bro.

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u/wshngtun 1d ago

101

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

You got, and hold on to your seat for this one: L.A. Streets Hotdog

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u/NYCmichael 1d ago

I’ll hold onto your seat

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u/PossibleJazzlike2804 1d ago

You didn’t give the amount of page. I’d say 42.

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

You're right that I forgot to mention it beforehand but I have mentioned it in a few other comments but the recipes are between 35 and 263.

42 is Guacamole Tatemado en Molcajete. It just has you charring the onions on the grill.

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u/Constant_Plantain_10 1d ago

Nice! Now go get her cookbook called Oaxaca and try p. 194–picadillo de pollo💥

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u/Constant_Plantain_10 1d ago

Also if you can get to LA, their restaurant Guelaguetza is really great

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u/Yayap52 I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1d ago

Page 69

Or

Page 420

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u/TampaBae 1d ago

126

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Your recipe is Puerto Escondido-Style Fish and Shrimp Ceviche Tostadas

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u/Latranis 1d ago

202

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Salsa de Morita Seca

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u/MICRO_C 1d ago

Lucky number 7

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u/Scuddie- 1d ago

Great idea :)

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u/NYCmichael 1d ago

Asssssaaaaduuuh

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u/DroogieHowser 1d ago

lmao S.A. Cosby, is that Bill Cosby's pen name based on his true passion?

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u/ContentWerewolf321 1d ago

33

Thanks for giving me another cookbook to find at my library!

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u/_______woohoo 1d ago

page 41, for Dirk

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u/quixotic_jam 1d ago

105!

Seeing the other responses makes me want to get this book

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u/gforceathisdesk 1d ago

OP I give you free reign to make whatever you want, but you must send me some.

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u/Kairopractor_ 1d ago

69 you have to drink milk with the meal because it would be funny if you did.

Post an update with proof

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u/w000dsyOwl 1d ago

Never been stoned at the library. lol.

69

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u/FalcoSlay 1d ago

Tablitas!!!

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u/shmacky 1d ago

Man I love this idea and I want to do it with one of my cookbooks sometime.

Anywho, number 47. Hit me with it

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u/ApprehensiveAir6370 1d ago

I just wanted to jump on here and say I loved Blacktop Wasteland! I hope you enjoy it, too.

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u/ridiculous_nonsense 1d ago

Okay I’m buying this cookbook now

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u/mrsixstrings12 1d ago

Got a 65 yet?

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u/AlarmingWishbone 1d ago

Real fucked of Javier to grill Bricia Mexican style. I hope her family presses charges.

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u/Jd234512 1d ago

S.A. Cosby so damn good!

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u/dabhought 1d ago

Page 2 and 10

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u/QuarmBeefWellington 1d ago

Shit this cookbook sounds like a goldmine

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u/Billy_of_the_hills 1d ago

Page 13 of Blacktop Wasteland.

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u/obysalad 19h ago

Page 142

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u/vyyi 1d ago

69

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

Did they really bring out a book after 1/3 of the online population watched 47 videos on Birria Tacos?

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Yeah, exactly. Mexican food cookbooks didn't exist until birria tacos....

braindead.

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

Do you know what a sense humour is or does your ego prevent from having one?

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Where was the funny?

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

The beauty of subjectivity is not lost on you is it?

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u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet 1d ago

Not at all because subjectively your "joke" was fucking dumpster juice. What else?

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

Lmfao. I think it is bro or you wouldn’t of responded like that. 😭😭😭😭

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u/TacticalSunroof69 1d ago

It’s ok.

No one if forcing you to find things funny.