r/trees 23h ago

Pics/Art First time smoking, is it enough to get geeked ?

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u/Saggy_G 23h ago

Lol honestly depending on potency that could be more than enough for a noob. 

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u/iusethisatw0rk 21h ago

I once went two years without smoking. When I started again, snapping 3/4 of that amount in a bong made me couch locked. Miss that

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u/broketx86 9h ago

Gotta love T breaks, only after they’re over though lol

These days my tolerance is pretty much stable, idk how it got that way but it’s perfect, I can consume flower or concentrate or edibles whenever I want and get the full effect. Idk how it happened but I ain’t complaining

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u/GriffinEJ 23h ago

Honestly yeah if you have never smoked. What are you using as a filter? I’ve never seen one that long

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u/AuGiS132 23h ago

Textbook paper

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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 22h ago

Sounds like this will be a textbook first time...... I'll just see myself out

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u/timon13337 22h ago

good one

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u/TheRagbag 22h ago

Pro tip, use an index card instead! They're a bit thicker, and if you cut them down into ~1inch strips, you can roll it up for a MUCH better filter

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u/Hey_cool_username 21h ago

Magazine inserts. Use magazine as rolling surface

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u/eaglesfan700 17h ago

That’s it!!! That’s…iiiit.. omgggggggg !! Fuccccck !! Icecream!!!!!!!! Bug on beeka baby.. big on beeka on my chest rest slight march on white daddy

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u/broketx86 9h ago

Is this a reference I don’t get? Lol

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u/eaglesfan700 7h ago

Nah u joined the beekabka family.

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u/timechuck 1h ago

Are magazines a thing still?

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u/eaglesfan700 17h ago

So how did it go boo? U still hi mama love?

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u/cloom15 21h ago

That’s what she said!

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u/Tight_Philosophy_741 23h ago

Only one way to find out...

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u/duh_nom_yar 23h ago

It all depends on the method in which you...

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u/t-o-m-u-s-a I Roll Joints for Gnomes 23h ago

This is always the answer

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u/youforgotagain 14h ago

This had me laughing WAY too hard

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u/youforgotagain 14h ago

This had me laughing WAY too hard

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u/MrEdibles-420 20h ago

This post is fucking priceless. Enjoy your high bud.

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u/DaRBD12 11h ago

i’m saying

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u/Jexlir 23h ago

If ur low tolerance for sure

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u/ReserveMedium7214 23h ago

I’d say so. Enjoy

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u/Abject-Term7973 22h ago

Yes. For sure.

Try to buy a small glass bowl or pipe. This is better with small amount than a joint imo because you can take a oney and get baked. Whereas with a joint you burn that whole bad boy down. You can put joints out and save them for later but I wouldn’t recommend it with one so small.

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u/OsSo_Lobox 23h ago

nah bro, straight to the ER for such a dose. get the narcan ready just in case too, praying for you 🙏

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u/all_hail_cthulhu 22h ago

Noisy cricket!

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u/Ignoranzzz 22h ago

Usually first timers dont get that high. Your body needs to learn, say hello to the cannabis. 2nd Time will be the first ride imho

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u/Peewee_Sherman 18h ago

I got ripped outta the frame my first time ever.

Went from scared to smell it to smokin in abt 15 mins and was faded.

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u/esilisq 12h ago

This is actually because a lot of people don't inhale all the way their first time

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u/Ignoranzzz 12h ago

endocannabinoid system Just Google it

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u/esilisq 9h ago

googled it and didn't find anything about what you said about the body not absorbing cannabis the first time using it

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u/Ignoranzzz 7h ago

"That's because THC, the psychoactive compound in cannabis, can cause your brain to increase its amount of cannabinoid receptors. You'll have to wait for your body to create enough receptors in order to feel high, which might take a couple of tries."

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u/tiajuanat 10h ago

My first time was multiple back to back bong rips.

My body was unoccupied for a full 48 hours.

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u/Spirited_G_33 22h ago

Homie just twisted himself a small snap out of a bowl

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u/Oh_yes_I_did 20h ago

Idk about getting geeked but if you throw it hard enough on the ground it will make a pop noise. Good for pranking kids

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u/Shun_yaka 22h ago

Okay I actually laughed at this one

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u/Fynn_Was_Taken 22h ago

I think your j slipped in the filter

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u/chriscucumber 21h ago

Honestly probably

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u/ReadingCorrectly 21h ago

There is a chance it doesn’t work the first few times but good luck

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u/xtheboard 21h ago

Yes but put that in a bowl or bong. By the time you get that lit and smoking it will be an unpleasant 1-2 hits and then paper. Either triple the amount at least and sip on it or use a one hitter. Paper isn't for that purpose..

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u/Dalogadro_II 20h ago

Tbh mate that roach looks a bit to small to allow the tree to decide to agree to be inhaled.

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u/feelinit9 20h ago

Shit i smoke everyday and that's plenty. I'm just trying to get a Lil buzz tho, not "geeked"

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u/Loki_the_Cockatiel 20h ago

Big enough joint there Rick

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u/-Knightreaper- 23h ago

Just a little high.

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u/TheCozyHorizon 16h ago

you're a towel

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u/Additional-War19 22h ago

Yeah, but I suggest buying proper filter tips and rolling longer ones

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 22h ago

Sokka-Haiku by Additional-War19:

Yeah, but I suggest

Buying proper filter tips

And rolling longer ones


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/thesluttyastronauts 22h ago

lmao I love that "Sokka Haiku"s are a thing

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u/KittenMittenz1 22h ago

We call that a nickel nug

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u/Ok_Raisin7772 21h ago

be careful, and remember to call 911 if things get too scary

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u/stoop911 21h ago

Gonna taste like shit

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u/AbuNooooo 20h ago

Only if you inhale

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u/deppresedloner 19h ago

no joke im probably greening out from that

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u/trexkm 19h ago

Inhale deep and hold it…probably only twice

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u/PhantomsOneDay 19h ago

So geeked.

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u/BirthdayRemarkable33 19h ago

bout to get a lil high

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u/Luckylefttit 18h ago

Snip the top and prep for some dry mouth.

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u/MasterSykil 18h ago

Yes it is

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u/Lycian1g 18h ago

I've gotten high on one hitters. It honestly doesn't take much, especially with a low tolerance.

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u/J0k3B0x 18h ago

First time I smoked I used a one hitter with some gorilla glue and yeah it definitely earned its name

Depends on tolerances because everyone is different, but it should be enough to feel something

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u/iKiai 17h ago

Ensure you actually inhale. If you do that, every hit counts.

If the smoke is too hot, try this;

  1. Draw smoke into mouth. Not too fast.

  2. Breathe out through your nose very shortly, just enough so you feel like you can breathe in.

  3. Breathe in through your mouth, slowly but deep.

  4. Breathe out slowly and calmly.

This should make your joints count, whether you got a big fattie or a little dog-walker joint. At that point it's just up to your weed!

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u/NaughtyTigerIX 17h ago

How did it go? Lol

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u/Swiggens 17h ago

This is like all I need when I smoke I’m the biggest lightweight lol

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u/OutofThisMaze 16h ago

100% if you’ve never smoked lol

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u/AtheistPuto 16h ago

It’s gunna be harsh but yes two puffs and you should be good

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u/Flying_Alpaca_Boi 14h ago edited 14h ago

Personally after long tolerance breaks I smoke from a pipe or bong and I put maybe a 1/3 of what’s there in it , light up and wait five-ten minutes and repeat as necessary till I get where I wannabe. When you don’t have tolerance tiny amounts can be overwhelming. I think you’ll be fine smoking this your first time, especially if you’re not used to inhaling properly, my personal preference would be less and more frequent though than a single joint. Joints give the illusion you can just put it down at anytime but you’ve got to be aware you’re still coming up for another 5-10 after your last hit sometimes. Personally not a fan of joints unless you’re passing them around a group.

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u/Stay_After_It 10h ago

First time maybe, it all depends on the strength. Hope you have fun!

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u/LeoAgainstHumanity 10h ago

Did it work. Did OP get high

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u/AuGiS132 9h ago

Just a wee bit

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u/princesscutsmywrist 5h ago

So not geeked

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u/StonedDwarf16 9h ago

Careful to not OD!

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u/Archaeoculus 7h ago

For me? Yeah absolutely

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u/lonelocust 4h ago

Back when I smoked like every 6 months, 3 draws was the sweet spot for me, which I think was around this amount. This is probably good for a first time.

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u/xthemoonx 21h ago

Try a pipe and u can put even less.

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u/Jealous-King4607 23h ago

Possibly but I’d recommend more 😂