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No jaywalking in Germany. πŸ˜…
 in  r/animalonplanets  19h ago

🀣🀣🀣. Good shit. But those ducks are awesome tho...... And fuck Trump. 🀣🀣

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No jaywalking in Germany. πŸ˜…
 in  r/animalonplanets  20h ago

Yea, along working 2 jobs and other responsibilities and still keeping up with politics is alot, but I'm strong enough to handle it. Could be worse, but as long as your cool and safe I'm your country, then cool dude. 🀘

Fuck Elon and Trump....... But I am happy that those ducks are safely walking the streets of Germany. 🀣

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No jaywalking in Germany. πŸ˜…
 in  r/animalonplanets  20h ago

Indeed. 🀣 But even with the Tariffs, kidnappings and getting rid of benefits and social security for all, I'll still say fuck Trump because they are not strong enough to help those who need help. All he cares about is 'loyalty' and will tax his own people (the recently raised Tariffs) if the people don't follow his orders, which A) Loyalty is just a practice for the weak and 2) We the people follow our own goals and will work together to reach those goals. For the people, by the people, as a whole, world wide and no dictator will change the weather of the people. If you have a good head on your shoulders and also have parents who are not children and actually spend time with their kids and teach them the important things in life, then 'Loyalty' is fucking nothing, because the freedom of Trust is better than the slavery of Loyalty.

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Why the hell would you want to thank him?
 in  r/CyberStuck  20h ago

Yea, fuck that guy.

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India... why?
 in  r/quirkcentral  1d ago

Magic is just science that hasn't been explained yet...... But at the same time, free water is free water. 🀣 Hope no one spiked it, cuz that will be illegal..... Like, poising the masses, kind of illegal, but technically it's already contaminated with the moldy condensation, soooo...... Nature's the suspect? A reason why regulation and cleanliness is important. 🀣

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The NYPD Protecting a Cybertruck
 in  r/CyberStuck  1d ago

Who owns that Shitty looking 'Truck'? Either a powerful douchebag, or a very paranoid Nepo Baby. 🀣 Weak ass Oligarchs. Don't know how to tie their own shoes, let alone change their diaper. 🀣

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No jaywalking in Germany. πŸ˜…
 in  r/animalonplanets  1d ago

Ffeeewwwww. Anyone close to him, you say? Good thing I'm not. Fuck Trump. I'm already poor, so this shit doesn't effect me. 🀣 But I'll be voting Non-Republicans for a while. That party fucked things up enough. This is what happens when they force their beliefs, or even believing a system that they think will work, onto others personal lives and no one wants that, except for evil people that wants only for themselves. Fuck those Commie Fucking Bastards...... And that's my vent for the day. Thank you for your time. πŸ˜†πŸ€˜

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No jaywalking in Germany. πŸ˜…
 in  r/animalonplanets  1d ago

I brought up Elon Hitler, yes. 😊

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NΓΆsey yote
 in  r/animalsdoingstuff  4d ago

' you wanna come inside, Mr Coyot?' Coyot steals the TV. '..........Well shit.'

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The best things in life are free
 in  r/MotivationalThoughts  4d ago

Sure, it may not help with the Measles, but ssshhhh. It's an excuse to be parentless again. 1st amendment, which honestly, might as well make abortion legal again, if the parents really don't care about their children. Children raising children is not a good parenting strategy. πŸ˜‘

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My rank mates
 in  r/bestofinternet  4d ago

....... Maybe have him play that Perfection game, where you have to put the pieces in place before the timer goes out and the pieces goes flying and scares the shit out of people. Helps work on that reaction timing. I mastered that shit since I was 5, but fuck that buzzer, dude. 🀣

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The Trumpisher
 in  r/BoomersBeingFools  4d ago

...... I think Frank Castle would be pissed about that, but since it's fake, like this guys beliefs, then I'll just say that's it's an ugly fucking sticker. Fuck Trump.

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The pillow that bites back.
 in  r/LinkedInLunatics  4d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣. Yea, no dice for that fucking loser. 🀣

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Found at our Airbnb in the middle of the city
 in  r/Opossums  4d ago

........Boop da Snoot.......

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Eggs are finally cheap again here in Florida !! $1.49 !!!Thank you Trump !!!!
 in  r/Anticonsumption  5d ago

Love it. That's why reading is important, or else you'll have Marshmellows...... Which doesnt sound bad, it'll definitely be a surprise for them, for sure. 🀣🀣

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No jaywalking in Germany. πŸ˜…
 in  r/animalonplanets  5d ago

...... Huh. You know shit is peaceful, when even the animals are following the rules. Happy that Elon didn't take Germany, or else we wouldn't have gotten this video. 🀣

u/topss108 5d ago

For skating in sync with Bamboo

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The level of confidence I need in my life
 in  r/quirkcentral  5d ago

Yes, The U.S. needs better education, but the U.S. loves TikTok and suffering more. So fuck education, so we can fuck around and die, numb, nameless & tired. Also Parents at work with their 2 jobs, each. So I don't know shit about them, other than they're childrens themselves. Let's keep that cycle going, cuz suffering with no rhyme or reason is fun, right? πŸ˜‘ I really do believe in fair education for all, nationwide. Not education by the state and separate the levels of intelligence and start a civil war again. Segregation weakens the mind. Less boarders, as in physically, mentally and socially, the better. If you're not strong enough to handle all of humanity, then start learning until you are strong enough to understand, and you can't learn when you're angry.

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She is definitely unhinged
 in  r/abanpreach  5d ago

...... I am soooo happy that I am not dumb like this bitch. 🀣. Titty hot dogs? What the fuck? 🀣

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Wankpanzer vs G Wagon
 in  r/CyberStuck  5d ago

Note to self: Don't call Keane Landscaping for landscaping work. Put notepad back in pocket and walk away.

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The Proud Boys and militias come to Tesla’s defense
 in  r/technology  5d ago

Oh yeah. How will they improve sales? Nazis! 🀣 Altho not a joke, but still......the irony. I think it'll improve sales, if there was a Hooters inside the Tesla Dealership, but the waitresses are all uneducated Karens and their boobs would be fake and desperate. So let's hope Tesla stops production. 😁🀘

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Which Wonder Woman are you safe with? Blue or Red?
 in  r/AIArtwork  5d ago

Idgaf about the color....... It's sexy. That's it. 🀣🀣

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This ugly monstrosity attracts the worst people on this planet. Andrew Tate just picked up a WankPanzer.
 in  r/CyberStuck  5d ago

Yup. Looks like a bunch of bitches with a shit mobile in that photo.

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Ye helps H with buying his first car
 in  r/aigeneratedmemes  5d ago

That's hilarious. 🀣. Fuck those 2 and Elon and his orange bitch.