r/unexpectedfactorial 2d ago

Squashed and me has reached 1 and 6.

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u/Bignerd21 2d ago

Squashed and I*

I’m a grammar goblin, I had to

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u/_ayushman 2d ago

y'all'll'nt've'd's

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u/E-Technic 2d ago

Not native English speaker, but is this valid sentence? You all will not have had...? But I'm lost with s.

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u/_ayushman 2d ago

yes this is the longest contraction, y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had

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u/codm0nster 2d ago

could i make a longer contraction by adding another at the end

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u/_ayushman 2d ago

fair nuff.

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u/08Randomguy80 1d ago

you can't say fairer than fair enough

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u/TerraSpace1100 2d ago

Does not count

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u/Ok-Preference7616 2d ago

Why

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u/TerraSpace1100 2d ago

The ! is not bold

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u/Ok-Preference7616 2d ago

Why do you think that, there's nothing wrong with ! beingn't bold

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u/_ayushman 2d ago

beingn'tn'tn'tn't, Means Being.

You could say there's nothing wrong with ! not being bold.